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Once you turn 18, you are officially allowed to rape a single person. After you do so, simply call the cops, tell them who you raped and that you have used your lifetime rape. Keep in mind that you get to struggle-snuggle ONE person, so if you catch your wife banging the poolboy and struggle-snuggle both of them, you're still getting one rape charge (I'm undecided on if the other body has to be the freebie or if you can eat both charges and save your freebie for "shivving" a guy in the slammer).
The only restriction is the victim must legally be an adult, and all witnesses must also be legal adults. If any minors are witnesses, you won't be charged for rape but will be charged for contributing to exposing a minor to that shit--basically you have to pay any therapy bills until they turn 18 and could possibly be further liable if they become a further fuckup, I haven't worked this part out yet. If either the intended victim or a bystander struggle-snuggles you to prevent you from using your rape, it's still self-defense, but if a bystander commits Kero Dog on you after the fact, that counts as their struggle-snuggle if you've dropped your "weapon" and explained the situation. Once someone has used up their struggle-snuggle, there will need to be some sort of identification system so we know when somebody's allowed to struggle-snuggle, presumably some sort of facial branding.
Also, you're just allowed to struggle-snuggle somebody. If you wanna plow the gas station clerk, fine, but stealing all the money after the deed is still stealing, you just won't get charged with rape in addition to theft.
Under these ground rules, how would you go about using your struggle-snuggle? Do you bust a nut into the first person who pisses you off just to get it out of your system so you don't have to worry about it? Do you save it in case you need it, and probably end up dying with it still unused? Do you use it for personal reasons, or use it to take out a public figure? Do you just struggle-snuggle yourself so you don't have to think about it?
Is OP an autistic faggot for even thinking of this? (thought I'd include a simple question here)
@ProgKing of the North
The only restriction is the victim must legally be an adult, and all witnesses must also be legal adults. If any minors are witnesses, you won't be charged for rape but will be charged for contributing to exposing a minor to that shit--basically you have to pay any therapy bills until they turn 18 and could possibly be further liable if they become a further fuckup, I haven't worked this part out yet. If either the intended victim or a bystander struggle-snuggles you to prevent you from using your rape, it's still self-defense, but if a bystander commits Kero Dog on you after the fact, that counts as their struggle-snuggle if you've dropped your "weapon" and explained the situation. Once someone has used up their struggle-snuggle, there will need to be some sort of identification system so we know when somebody's allowed to struggle-snuggle, presumably some sort of facial branding.
Also, you're just allowed to struggle-snuggle somebody. If you wanna plow the gas station clerk, fine, but stealing all the money after the deed is still stealing, you just won't get charged with rape in addition to theft.
Under these ground rules, how would you go about using your struggle-snuggle? Do you bust a nut into the first person who pisses you off just to get it out of your system so you don't have to worry about it? Do you save it in case you need it, and probably end up dying with it still unused? Do you use it for personal reasons, or use it to take out a public figure? Do you just struggle-snuggle yourself so you don't have to think about it?
Is OP an autistic faggot for even thinking of this? (thought I'd include a simple question here)
@ProgKing of the North
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