evulotion - the Miracle of Life

[Cats]

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but

what happened at the end?

 

[obliviousbeard]

Pfft, if evolution is real why my tricycle doesn't become lamborghini if I leave it in the garage?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Haters may not like it, but this is what science looks like.

 

[batterybee]

very interesting and an epic win for atheism *tips fedora*

 

[waratteruN]

Very cute Op

 

[My Name is Ed]

Somebody stop them, before they invent nihilism and regret ever starting.

 

[Named User]

 

[Cats]

but

what happened at the end?

You know.

 

[thegooddoctor]

You know.

But we don’t though.

 

[Nukalellel]

but

what happened at the end?

They achieved Purrvana

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

No anus. We shit out our mouth like men.

 

[Cats]

But we don’t though.

ok how about this origin story instead. it only ever ends in World Domination.

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[PipTheAlchemist]

Evolution is satanic propaganda
Read the Bible, @Cats. You too can be saved by Jesus

 

[Cats]

Evolution is satanic propaganda
Read the Bible, @Cats. You too can be saved by Jesus

what if toxoplasms helped form the concept of religion within our subconscious to discourage technological and medical advancements and delay our own discovery of them until such time that they were well enough established throughout the brains of our people resulting in a wider and more solidified breadth of influence and control of our species thus increasing the chances of our eventual subjugation and willful enslavement

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

what if toxoplasms helped form the concept of religion within our subconscious to discourage technological and medical advancements and delay our own discovery of them until such time that they were well enough established throughout the brains of our people resulting in a wider and more solidified breadth of influence and control of our species thus increasing the chances of our eventual subjugation and willful enslavement

If you're trying to say cats are little gods we have to worship then I agree.

 

[The Lawgiver]

this is the thing they refer to as the "spiral power" in the depths of the archives possibly due to the fact there is the little spinny rear end

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Cats]

Meet the cat born from 100 iterations. It took exactly 100 different iterations ranging from colossal to miniscule to create him; no more, and no less.

The Son of A Hundred Maniacs.



Have we arrived? Is this The Final Form? Did we stumble upon universal, algorithmic and Euclidean Perfection?

or did we discover...

...something Else.
























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