- Joined
- Oct 27, 2016
Moved the best thread ever here, to Off Topic, and added Chantal to the title so her haydurs and fans alike can be mocked and doxed.
That's awesome, I was worried this thread was gonna starve to death on the ALR board. And moving it here means it'll take those fat retards on facebook another 2 years to find it again;

Let's check in on the boys;
After a few weeks of being quiet after owning me on social media by telling me all about what a homely and fat pig-nosed Chris Farley lookin motherfucker his wife isn't, Kevin Moore has been slowly dipping his toes back in the haydur water.


Fucking yikes, Eric;

I guess one of his kids birthdays came along and he couldn't afford a gift on his line cook shekels so instead he typed this up alone in the dark.

Hold up;


Am I the only one seeing no weight loss here? I mean her gunt is particularly bulbous in the top left photo, but she's also leaning back. Lose some actual weight, freak show.
Saw this comment on a post sperging about ALR's ED, and decided to click through and see exactly how fat this chick is;

Caitlin goes on about ED and mental health a lot on her personal facebook page;
Unsurprisingly, she's fat. Also, I don't think people with actual anorexia have the energy to burn to compete in regular fun runs. But Tess Holliday says she has anorexia now so who the fuck knows what's possible. I literally don't know the rules anymore.



I have a new haydur case study this week. Meet Cam Eberline of Minnesota.

Cam's a haydur that's been posting regularly for years on the main Discussion group. Some of what I share here will probably be familiar because she powerlevels in every post she makes, and while she has had some of her stupider posts shared here, I thought I'd take a closer look. What I find most interesting is that she aspires to become an advocate for children caught up in abuse and neglect (she is still on this path and is currently an
Eberline wants to champion children: Voyageurs grad aims to be a guardian ad litem
Written By: Joseph T. Bowen | 6:22 pm, May 30, 2019
Cam Eberline, 17, graduates from Voyageurs Expeditionary High School on Friday. She plans to attend the University of Minnesota-Duluth in the fall to major in social work. (Annalise Braught | Bemidji Pioneer)
BEMIDJI-Cam Eberline wants to be a champion for children.
After she graduates from Voyageurs Expeditionary School on Friday, the 17-year-old is set to head to the University of Minnesota-Duluth to study for a social work degree. Then, she thinks, move to Chicago to earn a master's and become a guardian ad litem-a court-appointed advocate for children caught up in cases of abuse, neglect, and other legal proceedings.
Eberline, who's moved around Minnesota most of her life, said a guardian ad litem represented her pro bono during a custody dispute between her mother and father. The guardian made a tough-but-necessary tactical decision to ask a judge for a 50/50 custody split, which Eberline, a child then, said she disagreed with at the time but has since come to see as the right call.
"Looking back, I can see why she made that decision," Eberline told the Pioneer. "And I thought it was really smart, and I want to be that. I want to be that, even if it's not going to make the kid happy at the time. I want them to be able to look back and be like, 'Wow, that was actually the right decision.'"
Eberline said she wants to pay that advocacy forward in her future career in the same profession.
She's set to graduate with a 3.3 GPA or thereabouts, and said she had to fight her way to that mark after falling behind a few years ago. She had a 3.8 GPA and was enrolled in advanced classes her sophomore year, and lost those marks amid a weighty depressive episode.
"I just really didn't care," she said. "Changing your GPA is really hard to do...Finishing all your online classes when you're six weeks away from the end of the semester is really hard to do when you haven't done a single bit of the work all semester. I would not recommend it."
Eberline said she got back on track by the beginning of her senior year at Voyageurs. She's set to be one of 11 students graduating from the Bemidji-area charter school on Friday evening.

Heh.
Here's my favorite post of hers;

Now here are some photos of Hammy Cammy to help flesh out that visual for you;



Is she still not fat and cringe enough for you? She does Slam Poetry, unironically, as a voluntary hobby.
...Still not retarded enough? Okay. Despite crying about ALR's wealth and how she spends it, Cam is one of ALR's depop customers;

In her defense, she claims she's going to donate them to women in emergency shelters. Because those poor women apparently have not been through enough.
