Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

[GinnyPotter]

Am I missing something? Why would you ruin a perfectly good vegetable by slathering it in cream cheese and bacon?
I understand why Amber would do it, she has no taste but why would anyone go outta their way to make that?
It can't possibly taste good. Then put it online like you're being cute or creative.
I can't believe so many people mimic anything Amber does. I knew people did but I had no idea it was that many.

 

[Francium]

Am I missing something? Why would you ruin a perfectly good vegetable by slathering it in cream cheese and bacon?
I understand why Amber would do it, she has no taste but why would anyone go outta their way to make that?
It can't possibly taste good. Then put it online like you're being cute or creative.
I can't believe so many people mimic anything Amber does. I knew people did but I had no idea it was that many.

Of course they're most likely doing it to brag that they're somehow better than amber, but considering that most of these "better than Amber" people have a bmi that starts with a 3 at least, it's not unlikely that their lardasses also have no taste and can't stomach a vegetable unless it's slathered and/or coated with some fatty shit

 

[empty thot]

oh, and Tubby Trichinosis apparently has a weight loss vlog channel, because of course she does

she's keto and of fucking course one of her first videos is a cheeseburger casserole. just because you added a little riced cauliflower to it doesnt make it any less fattening, trash monkey mama. it seems like every person who does keto wraps things in bacon and only eats cauliflower on occasion, just to get those veggies in. keto people have to smell like ass doing that kind of diet

 

[JambledUpWords]

Am I missing something? Why would you ruin a perfectly good vegetable by slathering it in cream cheese and bacon?
I understand why Amber would do it, she has no taste but why would anyone go outta their way to make that?
It can't possibly taste good. Then put it online like you're being cute or creative.
I can't believe so many people mimic anything Amber does. I knew people did but I had no idea it was that many.

If you’re going to take inspiration from Al, it would be better to make improvements on the recipe, instead of copying it. For instance, for the cucumber boat, hollow it out and add different layers inside. As an example, you could layer chive cream cheese, avocado, smoked salmon and crispy onions inside a hollowed out cucumber.

Edit: Here’s some more Instagram cringe




Health spergs are attracted to Al (unsurprisingly)

Here’s another health sperg

We get it guise, you’re healthier than Albert. This isn’t an accomplishment

At least it isn’t cucumber boats again

Okay gorl, stop tagging Amberlynn in your health sperging

 

[Beavis]

If you’re going to take inspiration from Al, it would be better to make improvements on the recipe, instead of copying it. For instance, for the cucumber boat, hollow it out and add different layers inside. As an example, you could layer chive cream cheese, avocado, smoked salmon and crispy onions inside a hollowed out cucumber.

Edit: Here’s some more Instagram cringe

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Health spergs are attracted to Al (unsurprisingly)
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Here’s another health sperg
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We get it guise, you’re healthier than Albert. This isn’t an accomplishment
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At least it isn’t cucumber boats again
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Okay gorl, stop tagging Amberlynn in your health sperging

Instead of notice me senpai it’s notice me gorl!

 

[pecansandies]

exactly how much free real estate does ALR own in their heads? can't even make a snack without telling social media you had to make it about her.

(@JambledUpWords you're the MVP for digging this shit up)

 

[JambledUpWords]

Of course Amihealthyyet1 has done ALR reaction videos:

Also, she randomly tagged Amberlynn in this post about muffins:

 

[Francium]

Of course Amihealthyyet1 has done ALR reaction videos:
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Also, she randomly tagged Amberlynn in this post about muffins:
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"Am I Healthy yet?" Judging by the amount of chins you have and grease on your face, no.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Join the Farms then.

So you look at your boyfriend as if you’re going to devour him in less than twenty minutes?

If Amberlynn is pretty, then skunks don’t smell bad.

Amberlynn pisses a lot of people off. It isn’t special.

Seriously people, stop subjecting others to Amberlynn. It should be classified as torture.

I’ve hope you’ve gotten more hobbies in 2020.

 

[RandallBoggs]

By far one of the saddest attempts at looking uwu cute I've seen so far.

 

[JambledUpWords]

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By far one of the saddest attempts at looking uwu cute I've seen so far.

Is this really considered “owning” Amberlynn? All I see is a dude(lady?) in a sad apartment making a peace sign over a television. Also, I’m not surprised about the Star Wars reference. Redditors flock to Star Wars like vultures.

 

[Francium]

found this scrolling through twitter, Michael's asshurt fans gave about the response you'd expect

Spoiler

completely ignoring the point op brought up to make it out as "fatphobia." Oh and kudos for screenshotting a reply someone else made to the same thread

if you don't like the same things we do you're clearly just a troll! or Amberlynn in disguise!

 

[Rabbit Bones]

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By far one of the saddest attempts at looking uwu cute I've seen so far.

Wash your greasy pizza face, cunt.

 

[JambledUpWords]

found this scrolling through twitter, Michael's asshurt fans gave about the response you'd expect

Spoiler

completely ignoring the point op brought up to make it out as "fatphobia." Oh and kudos for screenshotting a reply someone else made to the same thread

if you don't like the same things we do you're clearly just a troll! or Amberlynn in disguise!

Monica does have a point though. Michael shouldn’t be criticizing Al’s eating habits, when he looks like this:

 

[Francium]

Monica does have a point though. Michael shouldn’t be criticizing Al’s eating habits, when he looks like this:
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Well of course, Michael b and chins 1 2 and 3 are pretty much the mascot of these exceptional haydurs

 

[Moonpie]

 

[RandallBoggs]

"But you won't attack skinny react channels right?"

Yeah, because his point was literally "a fatass who can't lose weight is criticizing another fatass who can't lose weight and no one sees the hypocrisy"

They sound like Amber when she says "well skinny people also get xyz"

Edit as to not double post:
It's very clear why these women flock to MBP, and it's the same reason why they desperately seek friendships in the haydur "community". These people have no actual friends in real life, when they're at an age where most women have girlfriends they gossip and trash talk with. So they delude themselves into thinking that the other haydurs are their girlfriends, and MBP serves the role of the classic sassy gay friend to complete the atmosphere of the delusion that they have the normal social life of a mid to late twenties suburban mom. Doesn't take a psychology degree to figure this out.

 

[Adiris The Plague]

Monica does have a point though. Michael shouldn’t be criticizing Al’s eating habits, when he looks like this:
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He took that selfie after getting his eyebrows threaded. He can stay on top of superficial self care like threaded eyebrows and lipgloss, but not hit the gym or eat right. Nice.

That one fan of his is dead wrong: we know he eats like shit because he is maintaining and now gaining weight. That doesn't happen if you're eating less calories than you're burning. He's said similar about Amberlynn Reid before without knowing he has been calling himself out.

"But you won't attack skinny react channels right?"

Yeah, because his point was literally "a fatass who can't lose weight is criticizing another fatass who can't lose weight and no one sees the hypocrisy"

They sound like Amber when she says "well skinny people also get xyz"

Also what skinny react channels? There's Seabiscuit Suze but she shouldn't be making fun of anybody's looks.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Other than Dani and Rose I can't recall a single react channel who isn't also a fattie. Makes you think. Projection at its finest?

 

[sentfrommyiphone]

Instagram has lots of autism abound. This was under #amberlynnreid:
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Gorl, mentioning Al when you eat sushi is cringe. All I can think about now are the sushi rolls Al gets, which have more sauce than rice.
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Why???? You look just as exceptional as Al.
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What is with the cucumber boats? I swear, Al may have unintentionally started a food trend.
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Gorl, it’s nice that you made salmon and used Mrs.Dash. Why you had to post it on Instagram is a mystery though.
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This is vegan orange chicken people! That makes it special. Nobody cares about how much money you saved and that you play Sims. View attachment 1105714
I swear, this was fun for a while, now it’s just annoying. This cucumber boat trend is probably one of the most autistic things to come from the Amberlynn subculture.

If you’re going to take inspiration from Al, it would be better to make improvements on the recipe, instead of copying it. For instance, for the cucumber boat, hollow it out and add different layers inside. As an example, you could layer chive cream cheese, avocado, smoked salmon and crispy onions inside a hollowed out cucumber.

Edit: Here’s some more Instagram cringe

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Health spergs are attracted to Al (unsurprisingly)
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Here’s another health sperg
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We get it guise, you’re healthier than Albert. This isn’t an accomplishment
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At least it isn’t cucumber boats again
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Okay gorl, stop tagging Amberlynn in your health sperging

I don't get it. Plenty of this food is great looking, probably tastes fine (excluding the cucumber boats). Why do they need to keep tagging Amberlynn? Do they really think she'll care enough to look? Damn people.