Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

[Luna Mothews]

Tiffany is fat and I would not have sex with her

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Could be a parody account. She spelled Mama with one m. Did a quick google and she's still using the same name and teaches an online course in illustration (Ha!) that no one has signed up for on a shitty Skillshare knockoff website. https://www.domestika.org/en/mamafreethinker
her twitter hasn't been active in a year https://twitter.com/MamaFreethinker

I can't find her old MamaFreeThinker account on reddit, so she may have deleted it, but I have no fucking idea how to reddit.

She got dark roasted in ALR before this thread was made and chimped the fuck out. Her IG was nothing but bad art, white girl dreadlocks, and spending a fortune on delivery meals and torrid hauls to flex on Amber.

Here's an old archive of one.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Could be a parody account. She spelled Mama with one m. Did a quick google and she's still using the same name and teaches an online course in illustration (Ha!) that no one has signed up for on a shitty Skillshare knockoff website. https://www.domestika.org/en/mamafreethinker
her twitter hasn't been active in a year https://twitter.com/MamaFreethinker

That or she deleted the account and made an alt, since the Mamma account was only made a year ago. You'd have to be insanely autistic if you're still larping as some moron reddit mod for shits and giggles 2 whole years after she was even relevant, but then again I wouldn't expect less from the haydurs.

 

[Itspinklava]

NotJustAnotherVegasDoll posted a selfie in her super special discord today. She looks much darker and fatter than the user pic she has for Chantal’s VIB chat

Spoiler: Bigger pic

 

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[Lucille's Brands]

Finally, a haydur making an amusing, yet useful meme, and shared across multiple haydur groups.




I'm looking forward to the follow ups 'What combined Lynn weigh in's match your Social Security number?' and 'What Ambersverse orbiter is your Mom's maiden name?'

 

[Luna Mothews]

If you were in the amberverse what would your credit card PIN be?

 

[RandallBoggs]

Haydurs: omg they're doxing and stalking us!!!!! Now my whole family knows I bully a fattie on the internet and my embarrassing pictures are archived forever I'm devastated!!!
Also haydurs: here's my full name, street address, workplace, pictures of my toddlers, medical history, the guy I fucked in high school, my dead grandma...

 

[Itspinklava]

With the site being down today, I checked Reddit to see what was going on in the Foodie Beauty sub. I noticed a comment from u/SashaDarkCloud on a thread about Chantal’s nipple cups.

So I thought I’d have a look at her post history. Of course she turns out to be the sort of tard to overshare nonstop. She reveals she has lymphedema:

She’s jealous of the distribution of fat on Chantal’s body:

She let everyone know that she gained 8lbs because of her period:

She dated some loser, so Chantal fucking an Egyptian crackhead really hurts her:

At this point, I couldn’t stomach anymore, so I looked her up elsewhere and found her Furaffinity account. (Archive) Her fursonas are dragons and wolves. Her furry art rivals that of the deformed weasels churned out for Lou Gagliardi.

eat your heart out Lou

Spoiler: Furry art

And my personal favorite:

Her Instagram with zero posts revealed that her name is Ann Marie Porter, and she lives in San Antonio TX. Her YouTube is a lot of video game and anime shit, but she had one video of her face. As you might guess, she’s a real stunner:

Archive
Her husband Matthew Porter’s Instagram has a pic of the two of them together:

Aww!

Ask.fm
Twitter
Skype
Steam
PlayStation Network: SashaDarkCloud
Husband’s Twitter, Furaffinity, Reddit

 

[RandallBoggs]

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Being so obese your weight fluctuates 8-10 lbs in two days isn't a flex, Ann Marie

 

[440088]

 

[RandallBoggs]

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Lol wouldn't she have enough money for a cleaner by now? Either way she'll find someone to clean the house for her if she knew ASPCA were coming over. It's a deathfat's specialty to find a solution to their problems that involves anything but actually losing weight.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

They should consider making a change.org petition to force... the government(?) to give Becky custody of Fat Twinkie.

 

[440088]

It's just so pointless. Not saying I disagree that twinkie isn't going to get the best care with a fat lesbian laid up in bed all the time. But shelters are shit for dogs. And twinkie has been with amber for years and years now. As Zachary Michael said (yes, i know lol) she's like a 10 pound little chi-wa-wa (lol). It's not like she's some husky or gold retriever boarded up inside the house. She's a fat little loaf that probably doesnt even want to go outside half the time. It's not good for her health. But twinkie likely doesn't want to do shit either but sit around with amber inside the apartment. Those little dogs love that. Like I said I agree twinkie isnt getting the best care. But it's fucking retarded these bitches are calling animal control because amber won't walk twinkie 20 miles a day outside.

 

[RandallBoggs]

They also conveniently ignore the fact like 90% of dogs get put down in shelters, and I highly doubt anyone would adopt an obese old chihuahua. Twinkie can't have that long left to live, I guess the haydurs prefer she'd spend those last few years traumatized and locked in a 1x1 dog cage than with her owner she loves.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Shaquana and her demented views on the breakup.

 

[C3PBRO]

With the site being down today, I checked Reddit to see what was going on in the Foodie Beauty sub. I noticed a comment from u/SashaDarkCloud on a thread about Chantal’s nipple cups.

lol nice find. It's always a single stupid TMI post like that that leads down a rabbit hole of hilarity and fat.

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Dep got a finger wagged at her by a mod for that, so she went and spammed it somewhere else;

The dog is in conditions I'd consider side-eye worthy, but you're an asshole if you want to yank an elderly dog away from its' home. She has shelter and (way too much) food, and is taken to the vet. All these weens are doing is validating Amberlynn's victim complex.

I've seen some Olympic mental gymnastics to make a post about Amber, this one might get the gold.

Some neurospecial ate ice cream. "LUL AMBUR."

Speaking of "LUL AMBUR," remember that time Ash Leigh came to Kevin Moore's defense for posting a picture of a giant coffin with the caption "LUL AMBUR"?
"Dear free range haydurs; please don't talk about shit I suddenly don't like," as if they haven't been talking about this and reposting the same Dying Fat video for years.

 

[440088]

LMFAO @ "mark the forklift driver"
Why do I find that so funny? I thought retards normally like creating cute femboy alters/larps with long sleeve sweaters that have depression or some shit. But some autistic fuck role-playing as a fat middle age blue collar man who works in a factory driving a forklife as an alter is so funny. But yeah, the facebook nuts are my favorite. I'm just in awe how much they see amber in everything.



it's like that number 23 (if you have ever seen that) where instead of the number 23 - they see amber in EVERYTHING.
hahahhahaha.

 

[RandallBoggs]

LMFAO @ "mark the forklift driver"
Why do I find that so funny? I thought retards normally like creating cute femboy alters/larps with long sleeve sweaters that have depression or some shit. But some autistic fuck role-playing as a fat middle age blue collar man who works in a factory driving a forklife as an alter is so funny. But yeah, the facebook nuts are my favorite. I'm just in awe how much they see amber in everything.

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it's like that number 23 (if you have ever seen that) where instead of the number 23 - they see amber in EVERYTHING.
hahahhahaha.

Lol read the title of the group it was posted on. "Why are all alters femboys? Where are the 40 year old neckbeard alters?" used to be a pretty popular joke in plural cringe circles during the time I spent there. Guess the ALR/Slaton Facebook group is okay with MUH ABLEISM now?

 

[Luna Mothews]

Forklift operators have also been a meme for a while, peak masculinity and attractiveness, etc