Experiences with public transport - The wacky adventures on buses.

[Burgers in the ass]

If this thread already been done, please tell me.
So anyway, being the poor and youngs choice of travel, there's bound to be some crazy shit we've seen.
Shit I've seen include:
A kid playing with a lighter on a bus
A transgender bitching about being called mate this one time
A kid etching something on the bus right above my head
Some guy on a train screaming at a camera that he would fuck up the entire system if he had to experience another late running train
A driver who blasted ear piercing radio music to drone out some cunts who were blaring rap.

 

[Slap47]

Some black dude standing infront of me was eating cold Chef Boyardee ravioli out of a can with a plastic spoon. Left the can on the floor and walked out at his stop

The front of the bus was full but some girl looking at her phone couldn't be bothered to move to the back of the bus (standing) so the bus just left people at the stop despite having space.

Some kids were shouting penis and nobody cared.

Two guys were staring at eachother. One was an old surfer guy that was probably drunk and the other was an arab. The white guy kept saying dumb stuff like "Hey white boy, stop staring at me", "fuck off white boy", "I get more pussy than you". No fight happened though but the arab guy had a very intense stare by the end. He didn't really say anything but "imma fuck this guy up".

https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughLibe...e_sovereign_citizen_stands_up_to_the_tyranny/

If anybody can find the youtube video that was attached to this thread it would be much appreciated. I didn't experience this but it

 

[JB 236]

video related

I take the bus to work and on the way home occasionally. To and from are both in unsocial hours which you don't particularly see much until you reach weekends. That is when those going out to drink will get the bus and come home from a drinking session.

I have seen:
- a man vomit into a shoe
- a black woman make out with a pensioner for an extended period of time
- numerous accounts of people fucking
- countless fights
- foreigners
- an attempted stabbing in London (not tied in with work, but when out drinking with an ex)
- bus driver forcibly removing a kid for being a fucking retard

All I am waiting for is a suicide bomber and I am pretty set.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

one sunday, many years ago, while I was going to work and waiting inside the bus for it to start, when suddenly it fills itself with black people.
The bus was fucking full and I was like WTF? am I still in my hometown or did I magically get teleported to africa?

That felt weird as fuck.

 

[160048]

I don't have much experiences except two. One time I was sitting in the very back of the bus, and the driver drove so that she hit everything. That caused me to repeatedly hit my shoulder on the side, and it messed up my shoulder for 8 months.

The other thing happened last week. I was talking with two friends, and I did not know them too well, but they were not strangers. So this boy, he is 17 and slightly chubby, took off his shirt and put on a bra he had in his backpack. After that basically the black people freaked out and it was an interesting experience.

 

[Little Minion]

-gym rat doing pull-ups on the bus rails
-lady trying to read while standing, spilled her Starbucks ice coffee all over the goddamn floor
-nignogs taking up both seats while the bus is packed
-person on motorized wheelchair wasting everyone's time by boarding, having to buckle in, etc, just to leave at the next stop that was 2 blocks away. Driver was visibly pissed off
-guy trying to get a free ride by sneaking in the back door, somehow didn't realize the driver could see him on the convex mirror

 

[Nekromantik]

So one time husband and I took a bus up to visit family that lived 6 hours away. We're on the bus and see this family eating Mc Donald's. They have a fat little kid, she's like a ball. About half a hour in to the trip she gets up to go to the bathroom in the back, and drops the smelliest shit I've ever smelled that came out of such a small person. It stank up the whole bus, everyone could smell it, and We still had about 2 hours till our first stop. I felt so bad for the guys in the back, they had their faces covered and every time they made eye contact with some one they would plead "It smells!" Someone else had to get up to piss I guess and stopped half way saying they would hold it. We finally get to our first stop and the bus driver runs out of the bus. He comes back later telling us that they wouldn't empty the tank because it wasn't full yet and would make us late. So we had to ride the rest of the 6 hour trip with this smelly shit in there. The family never reacted, I guess they're used to it, and they got off at the mid stop the fuckers.

This other time we're on the bus and this old homeless looking guy gets on with a shopping bag. After the bus starts he goes to the bathroom and is in there a long time. Even the guy next to us was wondering what the fuck is going on, is he doing drugs, going to come out and kill us? The homeless guy comes out and he's all cleaned up, hair done nice, new closes, smells good. He looks at us and says "I got a job interview in San Antonio, I need to look sharp." He had some how cleaned himself up in a bus bathroom real nice. God speed guy, I hope you got the job.

The only other weird thing that happened to me was I was late catching my bus coming home from South Carolina to Texas and had to catch another bus a couple hours later. Turns out the bus I should have been on got into a nasty wreck some where out side of Houston. Lucky me.

 

[Prussian Blue]

Used to commute a lot on buses and seen the usual sex, drugs and pissing on the floor.

Two incidents do stand out I'll always remember, some crazy pulling a kitchen knife on a random passenger, everyone had to subdue him until the bus had a safe bit to pull over. Some fatty sat on him until the police arrived.

The other was when I was on a bus that went front first off a 20ft bridge in bad weather, I escaped with a broken nose from hitting the seat in front but some guy died from injuries.

 

[Desire Lines]

I had two memorable ones:
1) I was with a friend on a bus, discussing something. Then both he and me heard someone grumbling back there. We shrugged it off and continued talking, but he started to mumble and grumble louder. So I tried to listen what he was talking about. Turns out, he was just reciting random numbers like "one, oneononone FIVE four threeeeeeeee nineeeeeety two and three...". That was fucking weird
2) I was on a bus yet again and in came this fat dude with a face that looked like Tammy Slaton's face, but he wasn't as fat which confused me.

Spoiler: for reference

So anyway, the first thing I noticed is that the guy fucking REEKED of dog food, cat food, and literal shit. So naturally, everyone on the bus regrouped from him in horror into another section. A few minutes passed, and the fat autist started to wobble a little bit. Another minute, and he outright started to shake left to right in some sort of a ritual dance. That's not even the worst part. The worst part was when he started to sing. He had a nasal, high-pitched voice, and literally all he sang was "LALALALALALALALALALAALALA". I escaped the bus one stop later, thankfully

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

Ok, I have one from the drivers side of the story, as my Other drives a city bus.

He got to a stop and these three known homeless guys get on. In the city he drove for then, you can not refuse a rider, even if visibly drunk or high, just if they have an open container of booze and even then they just have to pour it out to get on the bus (they usually guzzled it). So, one stop the three drunk homeless dude's get on. Next stop is the person they all called the Blue Lady. Known hooker, always wears a shit ton of blue eye makeup, and carries a baby doll everywhere she goes, one of the really cheap naked ones. She is also a very badly passing tranny, very very badly. So she and one of the homeless dude's, Lazyeye, hate each other. So Lazyeye sees Blue get on the bus and sit down and keeps staring at her and getting more and more pissed off. My Other kept an eye on them In case a fight broke out, because it had happened before (Blue Lady won it, hands down). Suddenly Lazy eye leaned towards Blue and yelled "You look like shit!" Blue yells back "No, YOU look like shit, you old fart!" So it kept getting louder and louder and my Other is about to pull over when Lazy's friend sits up and yells "You BOTH look like shit. Now shut the hell up and let me sleep!" They shut the hell up.

Lawd I have so many stories. Like the guy they call Nipples who jerks off and rubs his nipples in the back seat of the bus, or Poopy Pants who shit herself and yelled "WHO PUT THIS SHIT IN MY PANTS?!?" Oh the stories....

 

[polonium]

I used to ride the bus every day for an hour each way to get to college when I was still living in my parents' house. There was a super fat lady who talked to everyone. She smelled awful. The only way I can describe it is that she smelled the way the colour brown would smell. It wasn't shit, it wasn't BO, it was just some concentration of unwashed clothes, body odour, shoe odour, just every smell a person can make rolled into a disgusting miasma.

More recently, I was riding the bus and a chinese lady in her 50s sat down next to me, on an otherwise totally empty bus, and in a loud voice announced that she was running away from home. I only had to go a couple of stops so I have no idea how far she managed to run.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

I used to ride a public bus to school. A few stops after mine a father and daughter used to get on every day. She was at my school a year below me, he must have been around forty. He had an artificial arm with a steel clawcbut that's kinda fair enough, accidents happen. The problem was both of them looked so unhealthy all the time. Sunken eyes, pale skin, super quiet, always clean and never smelly or anything, almost like he spent all his tugboat on soap instead of food. Now I know everybody's gonna jump on the abuse bandwagon here but this girl (who would have been really cute after a couple of good meals) wasn't allowed to talk to or make eye contact with anyone and he'd gently tug her sleeve of she did. Rather than abusive I think he was just unreasonably protective because there were some shock stories in our local press about teen pregnancy and shit around that time. Sad rather than horrifying but I do occasionally wonder what happened to her.

Moving along my wife and I did a Pullman service to London once (makes first class look like fucking cattle trucks) and we were treated to an amazingly drunk Oxbridge type delivering a fantastic, eloquent, beautifully spoken but entirely nonsensical lecture to the carriage. The steward asked him to sit down and got booed by all present for trying to ruin the best entertainment on a train in years.

 

[ForgedBlades]

I've never really ridden "real" public transport, but I do take the bus daily on my college campus. It's annoying for the usual reasons. Packed in like sardines in the morning (to the point that I'm sure it's against some type of code), the guy with the nuclear B.O., laughing at Freshmen in August riding for the first time. That kind of stuff.

There was this girl who I used to see on the bus last semester who was either extremely Italian or extremely Jewish. She was incredibly gorgeous in that indescribable way. She wasn't traditionally good looking, but I couldn't take my eyes off her as I tried in vain every morning to figure out why I was so drawn to her. She caught me staring at her on multiple occasions. Ass was immaculate. I'll probably never see her again.

 

[Maxliam]

Reading a biology book critical about creationism worming its way into public schools and what I swear had to be a guy doing performance art asking me if I believe in that stuff. He had bubba teeth. Like the kind you get from the novelty shop that was a very popular item when Larry the Cable Guy became a big hit.

A drunk homeless dude bothering this lady from Montreal and getting kicked out of the bus before doing the Karate Kid Kick Pose.

A very loud ghetto couple having an argument about the infidelity of each other. The bus driver, a 4'11" old black lady who took shit from no one stops the bus and yells "Y'all, I ain't moving this bus until those two are off!". The crowd on the bus was about to drag them off when they at first started refusing. I loved that driver, she didn't take shit and could silence even the loudest passenger.

And the coup de grat had to be a homeless lady trying to be slick about drinking her Schlitz on the bus by pouring it into an orange juice bottle...in front of the driver when the bus pulled up to the stop.

I didn't have a car for 3 years....it was an adventure.

 

[Caddchef]

I wasn't on it but i once saw a bus pull over and stop so a dozen or so black men and women dressed as disney characters could get off and have a screaming argument with the occupants of two other cars that had also pulled over...

 

[SpaceGodzilla]

The funniest was probably years ago when this bum got on, bumped into a guy and his girlfriend as he did so. Turned into a macho screamfest. When that ended, bum proceeded to pull out a glass of vodka and an empty bottle of Sprite and spent like 5 minutes pouring the vodka back and forth into the Sprite bottle and back into the vodka bottle. He then threw the empty glass vodka bottle out of the door at a random stop, and it shattered. He got out at the next stop.

I've had many weird experiences on public transit but that's one that sticks in my mind for some reason.