Explain something to a complete autist - Dick Pics

[Brandobaris]

Why does pretty much every guy I've ever met have at least one photo of their dick? From the most bookish historical re-enactment aspiring Professor, to the Bodybuilding Tradesman? Why do I walk into their room and find their cam pointed at where their crotch is? Why do they send dick pics?

Why do Girls almost invariably have inboxes filled with dickpics, no matter what social media platform they are on? Whether its Facebook or snapchat, or probably even this forum. Do guys send dick pics because it works some of the time?

I don't get it.

 

[ICametoLurk]

post ur dick pic

 

[Bassomatic]

Incase I leave it somewhere I can then show people it and if they see it hopefully return it to me.

 

[Brandobaris]

post ur dick pic

okay but this is not my good side.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Spoiler

You mean like this?

 

[Brandobaris]

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You mean like this?

yeah.

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: Oh, baby

 

[*Asterisk*]

You regularly asking other dudes about pictures of their dicks doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

 

[Brandobaris]

You regularly asking other dudes about pictures of their dicks doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

Well if they are taking photos and sending them to Women they just met then I guess it must be a conversation starter for them. No one really wants to give me a straight answer, and I never see people really talk about it.

But seriously, I have no earthly idea what this deal with it is. Or "Tribute Pics" or that sort of stuff.

 

[Brandobaris]

No one then?

 

[WEEDle]

No one then?

Well slight powerlevel but since you seem to really want to know I never took any photos of my penis until I was asked to in exchange for a vagina pic. Think of it as a form of currency.

 

[Tranhuviya]

>he doesn't take 3 dick pics with different lighting for each girl

Amateur

 

[AnOminous]

Incase I leave it somewhere I can then show people it and if they see it hopefully return it to me.

You have one of these?

 

[Brandobaris]

Well slight powerlevel but since you seem to really want to know I never took any photos of my penis until I was asked to in exchange for a vagina pic. Think of it as a form of currency.

Oh, do people not want to answer questions in fear of powerlevelling and therefore exposing themselves to some sort of weak ridicule? I see now.

 

[Bassomatic]

Oh, do people not want to answer questions in fear of powerlevelling and therefore exposing themselves to some sort of weak ridicule? I see now.

Honestly?

It's because you are austitic af.

 

[RG 448]

Medical records and to get out of the occasional speeding ticket.

 

[Brandobaris]

Honestly?

It's because you are austitic af.

Why does that even matter? Do you only reply to threads created by people you deem not autistic af?

 

[MrTroll]

If you had a nice-looking penis you wouldn't have to ask.

 

[Bassomatic]

Why does that even matter? Do you only reply to threads created by people you deem not autistic af?

Well yes, you know how if a 6 year old would ask someone why do planes fly, the person could be an areospace engineer and would say, because it's got a big motor and wings.

If some one can't grasp the topic, why invest more into them, it's wasting both parties times. I'm not trying to be rude, but you are basically asking "why do humans have sexual urges", if you can't figure that out then explaining things like, flirting, people who's kink is exposure etc is kinda pointless. I'm not trying to be rude but you are asking a question if you need to ask, you really can't grasp the reasoning behind it.

 

[Brandobaris]

Well yes, you know how if a 6 year old would ask someone why do planes fly, the person could be an areospace engineer and would say, because it's got a big motor and wings.

If some one can't grasp the topic, why invest more into them, it's wasting both parties times. I'm not trying to be rude, but you are basically asking "why do humans have sexual urges", if you can't figure that out then explaining things like, flirting, people who's kink is exposure etc is kinda pointless. I'm not trying to be rude but you are asking a question if you need to ask, you really can't grasp the reasoning behind it.

So you are saying theres more valuable things you could be doing on KiwiFarms than answering my dumb questions? A higher purpose, if you will?