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Shocked that any member managed to procreate.
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Sorry, honey. Can't afford to get you that new bike this week - one of Daddy's Mommy's e-friends is having another mental health crisis and the donos are open again. Maybe next time!
 
There is about four pages of printable text as this guy embraces egodeath and shares all his woes.
Damn, this is some r/relationships nightmare post. The man lost his wife to his.. stepfather? A wife who's definitely VERY VISIBLY cucking him, and deliberately trying to create a papertrail of police reports in order to fuck him over more? And he wasn't even brazen enough to lead the post with a gofundme since he doesn't like panhandling? Let's see how his 3 day old gofundme is going...

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Very low goal for something this serious, but oh well. However, I very much like how this gives us a very nice view on how "friendly and caring" the community is! This guy is documenting an incredibly serious situation with a daughter in the mix. He's just asking for money to repair his car (which was kept deliberately broken by the wife breadwinner) so he can start over somewhere else and hopefully get legal advice so the wife doesn't take his daughter away.

Let's contrast this with the previously featured "pls gofundme" post by... a she/it/they who thinks he's a robot, and the after proper KO-brand of grooming, a robot girl, whose "pls money" post is just 4 very short phrases that didn't even get autocorrect:
Hey friends. Me and Esky are working on mvoing out because our situations have become unsustainable. While I hate to do this, we could use your help. I don't expect to hit our target because it's frankly insane to expect anything to that amount, but even a small amount would help dearly. We're going to be both going to a hotel in June to start looking at apartments to get us out.
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2.8K GBP in 48 hours, and still growing, compared to the total goal of 1.4K GBP on Northern's one.

Knockout! We'll help you out - just don't be a disgusting cis male with an actual life.
 
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Damn... one of the South African refugees is anti-semitic... so anyway... about those millions of MiddleEastern immigrants...

I might make it my side hustle to grift these fucks for money. Looks like it will be lucrative.....

Your biggest mistake was not being the guy who made the first Facepunch successor forum. Guy is gone and probably making 10k a month.
 
Your biggest mistake was not being the guy who made the first Facepunch successor forum. Guy is gone and probably making 10k a month.
You don't want to be the brazilian man that made the software, had a breakdown and deleted his internet connection. You want to be the rando that appeared later and took over, and only added gold membership later to cover the IMMENSE server costs.
 
Longtime tranny, longtime faggot weeb, owner of TF2 raffle site tf2r.com, creator/host of the TF2 Classic Knockout.chat custom weapons servers, and Knockout.chat Moderator Ellie/Eleanor "Reagy" Parkes (the idiot put his name on the GoFundMe) put out a post begging for money about 2 hours ago or so. The post itself is one big fucking trauma dump full of personal information that nobody fucking asked for:

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The GoFundMe has exceeded its goal about 3 times now (in 2.5hrs of being active):
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I tried doing some Facebook searching to see if I could find Reagy's profile and I've come up with two possibilities based on them both looking like trannies:
This first one seemed more likely to me because it looks more like an obvious tranny.
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The ginger on the right in this one is the person of interest. This one got me curious because of the game controller emoji, and the Likes/Following of this profile are public and full of comic book/video game related likes, albeit no TF2 related Likes/Follows.
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Looks like begging for gibs is the new meta at KO. Dude went from £2k custom vr chat models and endless art porn commissions to being absolutely penniless. And also got held at gunpoint in the UK at his job as well btw, just mentioning in passing next to a leaky basement no big deal really.

What the fuck was his job anyway, with all those servers and internet infrastructure he's running (which doesn't cost anything per month per his own calculations) you'd assume he's in IT. How do you get held at gunpoint in the UK at an IT job?
 
Looks like begging for gibs is the new meta at KO. Dude went from £2k custom vr chat models and endless art porn commissions to being absolutely penniless. And also got held at gunpoint in the UK at his job as well btw, just mentioning in passing next to a leaky basement no big deal really.

What the fuck was his job anyway, with all those servers and internet infrastructure he's running (which doesn't cost anything per month per his own calculations) you'd assume he's in IT. How do you get held at gunpoint in the UK at an IT job?
Average day in Birmingham
 
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