Shame no one has updated this thread. It does go to show how utterly dead and irrelevant this website has become, though.
I went in to see what the newest dramas were and there are some fun ones.
How about a nude mod being posted for Baldur's Gate 3 leading to a sexism debate and subsequent banwave?

Yeah, you read that right, by the way. There are some ratings that, if you use them, will result in you getting banned and prompted for an 'explanation.' Do
not rate cute, you might be transphobic.
How about when someone started posting suicide fuel in the depression thread, which prompted a moderator to beg for the permission to just delete the thread?

Which resulted in some
fucking amazing ideas like:
An opt in system where your personal information is collected in case there's an 'emergency' and you need your terminally online deranged friends to call for help:

Splitting the thread between suicide fuel and unsuicide fuel, I guess?:

Or maybe hiring actual mental health professionals. You know. To moderate your forum of very healthy and well adjusted individuals:

So that was a pretty embarrassing thread. What else have they been up to?
Waut3r banned himself after a hissy fit, but eventually came back.
They had a discussion about the gendered merits of the word 'dick' in the 'don't be a dick' rule
And Big Dumb American made a comeback, a pretty big part of FP history
Oh, yeah. He's trans now. Is anyone surprised?
And here's my favorite exchange from my time catching up:
There was a bit more fun. Waut3r is connected to the recent maddox video in some way, and posted pretty extensively about that, but most of their discussion is walls of text about the most mundane and inconsequential shit. They still make threads in meta every now and again asking why people seem to keep deleting their accounts, before arriving at the conclusion that it's everyone else that is wrong.