Fallout 76 General Thread - Bethesda does it again!

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Tldr Soyboy learns about griefing.

Wait until he learns about non-Tyrone teabagging.

 

[Not an_ime g_irl]

Who gets offended by swears? I predict the next generation will swear like sailors because of all this sugarcoating and sensibility.
And why is this written like a shitty attempt at a light novel? Why is every gaming ""news"" site a public blogger for lovecraft-wannabes to write their fanfiction?

 

[Golden Compass]

If true, that means the game finally found the audience it was intended for.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

I admit, I clicked on that archive link thinking it was from Kotaku or maybe Gawker.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

There's such a thing as 'spic eyes?

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

At the risk of sounding stupid, how is this... 'journalist' hearing both voices so clearly? Are they both wearing headphones with mics, hooked into the same system?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Who gets offended by swears? I predict the next generation will swear like sailors because of all this sugarcoating and sensibility.
And why is this written like a shitty attempt at a light novel? Why is every gaming ""news"" site a public blogger for lovecraft-wannabes to write their fanfiction?

I once had a teenage boy scream at me for saying fuck

 

[Commander Keen]

Lulz this was posted on 4chan, it’s not real. Dumb fucks. You idiots fall for these edits all the time, hilarious.

 

[Pickle Pirate]

[derogatory comment]

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

I remember a time not too long ago where shit like this would had the reaction of “shut the [swear word] up you [derogatroy term for mentally handicapped person].” And that would have been the last anyone heard about it.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

An itemized list of reasons why anyone who tries to give this POS a blowjob should be relentlessly mocked as a shill:

https://crappygames.miraheze.org/wiki/Fallout_76

So Bethesda are so greedy, they saved the $5 for printing out 10 DVD’s and gave every PC player living in rural areas a big Fuck You?

I can imagine them saying
‘You got bad internet? Your fault for buying a multiplayer game and expecting a single player game.”

 

[Creep3r]

 

[Y2K Baby]

I'd beat my kids too if I saw them playing Fallout 76.

Lulz this was posted on 4chan, it’s not real. Dumb fucks. You idiots fall for these edits all the time, hilarious.

WTF, I'm stupid now.
Wait, nevermind, fuck you. https://www.psu.com/news/a-racist-child-abuser-invaded-fallout-76-last-night/

 

[Ruin]

From Niche Gamer's very short list of good things about Fallout 76

Preston Garvey isn’t born yet, so he can’t annoy you every three seconds

 

[Carcinogenesis]

In dead money you could walk out of the vault with all the gold.

Yeah, but you'd need to carry a lot less items and they're ridiculously heavy. Selling them would also take a while as you have to wait for vendors to refill their money, assuming they even could.

 

[Pansexual doorknob]

Doesnt matter what the scores will be..
The todd canclimbeverymountain howard fan fags will defend it.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

It's probably not that uncommon but I had to chuckle for a moment at getting an ad for it while in the middle of a video shitting on it.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

What a [derogatory word for homosexual men].

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Who would have thought that the post-apocalyptic landscape of a nuclear wastelands was this lush and fertile?

 

[SiccDicc]

The metacritic scores aren't looking good lol
https://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/fallout-76/user-reviews

EVERYBODY MAD
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we live in a society
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200 IQ reviewer reporting in
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2000 IQ enlightened middle ground reviewer reporting in
"7/10 it's ok"
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is this guy for real? surely this is a shill, "it was on sale"?? nigger this is launch day and you're calling it GOTY
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So with all these bad reviews, Todd won't be getting a bonus, right? Like how what happened with New Vegas? Right?