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This is a fanfiction I wrote for the mooncentral forums almost a year ago. I found it as a notepad document while I was going through some shit. In retrospect 99% of this is autistic as fuck but I'll let you be the judge. On that note, has anyone else here unironically written fanfiction?
It is January 20, 2033 A.D. and The American Empire, under the leadership of God Emperor Trump and the blessings of Lord Kek, has become one of the most powerful empires on Earth. It has deported all non-whites, sandcoons, kikes, faggots, feminazis and cucks, and all of them are kept out with The Wall™, the tallest and strongest continuous wall in the history of Earth, lined with hundreds of thousands of automated sentries that exterminate any one who try to come across and culturally enrich the Empire. Unfortunately, the deportation of all of these cucks at once led to most of the rest of the world being absorbed into a massive Anti-Trump Globalist coalition headed by Grand Rabbi ((())) , his life extended and his power magnified by Jewish magic, powered by the blood of Christian Aryan children. The American and Russian Empires remain the last bastions of of hope on Earth, being at constant war with the Globalist Coalition. Ever since 2016, (((((((((((((((Soros))))))))))))))) has been gathering power and resources to destroy the American Empire and bring about a Zionist New World Order.
At the peak of Trump Tower, now the tallest building on Earth and an enormous megacomplex, God Emperor Trump prepares to ascend to the throne for the fifth time in a row, marking 16 years of America being great again. Emperor Putin is in attendance, celebrating the friendship between the two allies. Adorned in his regal power armor, the God Emperor sat at the top of Trump Tower, preparing to be sworn in for the fifth time. However, as he placed his power armor gauntlet on the bible, a blood red Star of David composed of Jewish energy appeared at the center of the atrium on top of Trump Tower. (((((((((Soros))))))))), decked in his own power armor, teleported through confronted the God Emperor. "So we meet again, Donald. This time, you die. Your racist, sexist, misogynist, islamaphobic, anti-semitic reign is about to come to an end, goyim. It's about time America joins the multicultural globalist empire. Isn't that right, men?". As he said that, millions of deportees poured through the portal. A cacophony of ooga boogas, oy veys, "you're a fucking white male"s and allahu akbhars filled the room. The God Emperor smirked behind his gold plated power helmet and said "Please, George, my military is the best in the world. People are always telling me how great they are, an absolutely fantastic army. No way you can win, George, believe me."
As the Battle of Trump Tower raged on, Globalist forces across the world swarmed across The Wall™ and into the Russian Empire, inflicting massive casualties, exterminating every cis white male in their path and culturally enriching every white woman. In Trump Tower, millions of deplorables fought side by side against the Globalist forces, while the God Emperor and (((((((Soros)))))) personally battled each other in their massive power armor exosuits. As (((((((Soros)))))) lunged at Trump with his nine pronged menorah battle spear, Trump drew his .88 Caliber railgun and disabled the right arm of (((((((Soros)))'))) power armor. "Oy Vey!", he shouted as he clutched his crippled arm. As Trump towered over him, ready to deliver the final blow to Globalism, he said "Sorry, George, but you just lost. Bigly." and cocked the railgun. (((((((Soros)))))) meekly said "Not....yet....goyim!" and, with the last of his strength, launched his spear at the God Emperor. Caught by surprise, Trump was impaled by the projectile and launched off of the tower. He fell several thousand miles to the streets of New York City. As the Globalist soldiers gathered around him and prepared to finish him, the God Emperor, lying broken in the massive crater his fall had made, whispered out "We will....never surrender....this country.....or it's people....to the false song....of Globalism" and with that, his life support systems failed, and the spirit of the God Emperor drifted from his body.
The Globalists had culturally enriched the entirety of Russia and just a few pockets of resistance in America were left by the end of the week. Only one man still stood against the Globalist hordes, a shadowy figure, spoken of in legend and song throughout the centuries. This man, this being, this entity was Moon Man, the spiritual manifestation of the white male. Over San Francisco, one of the first cities to be overtaken by the Globalists, Moon Man was in his Helikkkopter (A highly customized Chinook helicopter with swastika shaped rotor blades and heavy armament) with some Triple K Stormtroopers, preparing to undertake a mission against the largest homosexual conversion center on the west coast. A blip appeared on the radar as a SAM missile closed in on the Helikkkopter and damaged one of the rotor blades, bringing it to the ground. The crash killed everybody but Moon Man, and Globalist troops massed outside the wreckage, ready to culturally enrich Moon Man as he exits. A gay nig nog with AIDS named DeVon Hotep Washington tried to break open the door. "Shiiiiieeettt, I don't think this cracka wanna come out.", he said. Schlomocai (((Schekelstein))), the commander of Globalist forces on the West Coast, said "Get that door open, you fucking goys. This wanted racist is responsible for personally killing over eight gorillion jewish children as the Grand Wizard of the KKK. Boss is gonna schvitz if we don't capture this meshugana". As he said this, the door of the crashed helicopter flew open and seventeen dindus fell to the ground all at once as a burst of gunfire erupted from the wreckage. "Did somebody say Triple K?" Moon Man said as he stepped out of the wreckage and blew the smoke from the barrel of his MG-42. "Oy Vey, this is like anutha fuckin' shoah! Get that goy!" said Commander (((Shekelstein))) as he fled Moon Man's wrath.
Millions of globalists assaulted Moon Man's position. "Just like Pulse " Moon Man said as he mowed down all of the kikes, dykes, coons and fags that were sent to kill him. He ran out of ammo for his MG-42, and revealed his explosive vest containing vials of Zyklon B. "Hope you packed gas masks, faggots" remarked Moon Man as he detonated the vest and released forty metric tons of Zyklon B into the streets of San Francisco. Moon Man was knocked unconscious by the blast, but did not die thanks to his previous exposure to the gas as part of his service in the SS. The Globalist Coalition chose to capture him instead of eliminating him, and froze him cryogenically inside the center of ZOG Base One, the new global headquarters of the Globalist Coalition, built from the ruins of Trump Tower. However, this would not be the last of Moon Man, for the Zionists would never be able to contain his White Power for long...........
Approximately 1,488 years after the defeat of the American Empire, 1488 AD (The new time system the Zionists had implemented called anno Donaldo), two nog clones, Tyrone #3444478 and Tyrone #3444526 were guarding Moon Man's stasis chamber. They were drinking some purple drank and watching videos on WorldStarHipHop.com to pass the time, when their Jewish android supervisor, SHEKEL-BOT 6.0 stopped in front of them and said "SCANNING BIOLOGICAL GOYIM LIFEFORM. SCAN COMPLETE, GET BACK TO WORK. TIME IS SHEKELS. OY VEY." and then adjusted his titanium yamulka and resumed his patrol. Tyrone #3444526 tapped #3444478's shoulder and said "Shiiiiieeettt, look at this cracka bitch get beat". As #3444478 leaned over, a drop of purple drank spilled on the control monitor for Moon Man's stasis chamber. The monitor malfunctioned and disabled the cryogenesis system. Moon Man regained consciousness for the first time in 1,488 years. Still frozen in place, he managed to rip away the coolant tube that pumped coolant into the stasis chamber, and he escaped the chamber, his two nubian guards unaware that their prisoner was now free.
Moon Man spared no time in pushing #3444526 to the ground and curb stomping his head, splattering chimp brains all over the floor. #3444478 let out a chimp screech and held out his Hi-Point C-9000 sideways, firing at Moon Man. The nog fired over 30 times while Moon Man fashioned a noose out of one of the coolant tubes. Still unscathed by #3444478's rapid gunfire, Moon Man threw the tube over a pipe on the ceiling and deftly slipped the noose around the ape's neck, before pulling it taut and strangling the life out of the dindu clone. SHEKEL-BOT 6.0 came into the doorway, backed by almost twenty more Tyrones. "SURRENDER NOW, GOYIM, OR BE CULTURALLY ENRICHED", the semetic robot's speaker boomed. Moon Man picked up the Hi-Point C-9000 held by his former guard, and aimed it at the android. He pulled the trigger with a gloved hand, and the gun locked up, emitting a message: "ERROR: INSUFFICIENT AMOUNTS OF MELANIN DETECTED. SELF DESTRUCT IMMINENT". Moon Man quickly tossed the gun into the crowd of african clones, and the explosion splattered the entirety of the room and hallway with primate flesh, also destroying the android supervisor. "I can almost taste the melon ", Moon Man quipped as he wiped primate brains from his face and gathered his weapons from his locker. "Looks like Rahowa is back on the calender". To be continued
It is January 20, 2033 A.D. and The American Empire, under the leadership of God Emperor Trump and the blessings of Lord Kek, has become one of the most powerful empires on Earth. It has deported all non-whites, sandcoons, kikes, faggots, feminazis and cucks, and all of them are kept out with The Wall™, the tallest and strongest continuous wall in the history of Earth, lined with hundreds of thousands of automated sentries that exterminate any one who try to come across and culturally enrich the Empire. Unfortunately, the deportation of all of these cucks at once led to most of the rest of the world being absorbed into a massive Anti-Trump Globalist coalition headed by Grand Rabbi ((())) , his life extended and his power magnified by Jewish magic, powered by the blood of Christian Aryan children. The American and Russian Empires remain the last bastions of of hope on Earth, being at constant war with the Globalist Coalition. Ever since 2016, (((((((((((((((Soros))))))))))))))) has been gathering power and resources to destroy the American Empire and bring about a Zionist New World Order.
At the peak of Trump Tower, now the tallest building on Earth and an enormous megacomplex, God Emperor Trump prepares to ascend to the throne for the fifth time in a row, marking 16 years of America being great again. Emperor Putin is in attendance, celebrating the friendship between the two allies. Adorned in his regal power armor, the God Emperor sat at the top of Trump Tower, preparing to be sworn in for the fifth time. However, as he placed his power armor gauntlet on the bible, a blood red Star of David composed of Jewish energy appeared at the center of the atrium on top of Trump Tower. (((((((((Soros))))))))), decked in his own power armor, teleported through confronted the God Emperor. "So we meet again, Donald. This time, you die. Your racist, sexist, misogynist, islamaphobic, anti-semitic reign is about to come to an end, goyim. It's about time America joins the multicultural globalist empire. Isn't that right, men?". As he said that, millions of deportees poured through the portal. A cacophony of ooga boogas, oy veys, "you're a fucking white male"s and allahu akbhars filled the room. The God Emperor smirked behind his gold plated power helmet and said "Please, George, my military is the best in the world. People are always telling me how great they are, an absolutely fantastic army. No way you can win, George, believe me."
As the Battle of Trump Tower raged on, Globalist forces across the world swarmed across The Wall™ and into the Russian Empire, inflicting massive casualties, exterminating every cis white male in their path and culturally enriching every white woman. In Trump Tower, millions of deplorables fought side by side against the Globalist forces, while the God Emperor and (((((((Soros)))))) personally battled each other in their massive power armor exosuits. As (((((((Soros)))))) lunged at Trump with his nine pronged menorah battle spear, Trump drew his .88 Caliber railgun and disabled the right arm of (((((((Soros)))'))) power armor. "Oy Vey!", he shouted as he clutched his crippled arm. As Trump towered over him, ready to deliver the final blow to Globalism, he said "Sorry, George, but you just lost. Bigly." and cocked the railgun. (((((((Soros)))))) meekly said "Not....yet....goyim!" and, with the last of his strength, launched his spear at the God Emperor. Caught by surprise, Trump was impaled by the projectile and launched off of the tower. He fell several thousand miles to the streets of New York City. As the Globalist soldiers gathered around him and prepared to finish him, the God Emperor, lying broken in the massive crater his fall had made, whispered out "We will....never surrender....this country.....or it's people....to the false song....of Globalism" and with that, his life support systems failed, and the spirit of the God Emperor drifted from his body.
The Globalists had culturally enriched the entirety of Russia and just a few pockets of resistance in America were left by the end of the week. Only one man still stood against the Globalist hordes, a shadowy figure, spoken of in legend and song throughout the centuries. This man, this being, this entity was Moon Man, the spiritual manifestation of the white male. Over San Francisco, one of the first cities to be overtaken by the Globalists, Moon Man was in his Helikkkopter (A highly customized Chinook helicopter with swastika shaped rotor blades and heavy armament) with some Triple K Stormtroopers, preparing to undertake a mission against the largest homosexual conversion center on the west coast. A blip appeared on the radar as a SAM missile closed in on the Helikkkopter and damaged one of the rotor blades, bringing it to the ground. The crash killed everybody but Moon Man, and Globalist troops massed outside the wreckage, ready to culturally enrich Moon Man as he exits. A gay nig nog with AIDS named DeVon Hotep Washington tried to break open the door. "Shiiiiieeettt, I don't think this cracka wanna come out.", he said. Schlomocai (((Schekelstein))), the commander of Globalist forces on the West Coast, said "Get that door open, you fucking goys. This wanted racist is responsible for personally killing over eight gorillion jewish children as the Grand Wizard of the KKK. Boss is gonna schvitz if we don't capture this meshugana". As he said this, the door of the crashed helicopter flew open and seventeen dindus fell to the ground all at once as a burst of gunfire erupted from the wreckage. "Did somebody say Triple K?" Moon Man said as he stepped out of the wreckage and blew the smoke from the barrel of his MG-42. "Oy Vey, this is like anutha fuckin' shoah! Get that goy!" said Commander (((Shekelstein))) as he fled Moon Man's wrath.
Millions of globalists assaulted Moon Man's position. "Just like Pulse " Moon Man said as he mowed down all of the kikes, dykes, coons and fags that were sent to kill him. He ran out of ammo for his MG-42, and revealed his explosive vest containing vials of Zyklon B. "Hope you packed gas masks, faggots" remarked Moon Man as he detonated the vest and released forty metric tons of Zyklon B into the streets of San Francisco. Moon Man was knocked unconscious by the blast, but did not die thanks to his previous exposure to the gas as part of his service in the SS. The Globalist Coalition chose to capture him instead of eliminating him, and froze him cryogenically inside the center of ZOG Base One, the new global headquarters of the Globalist Coalition, built from the ruins of Trump Tower. However, this would not be the last of Moon Man, for the Zionists would never be able to contain his White Power for long...........
Approximately 1,488 years after the defeat of the American Empire, 1488 AD (The new time system the Zionists had implemented called anno Donaldo), two nog clones, Tyrone #3444478 and Tyrone #3444526 were guarding Moon Man's stasis chamber. They were drinking some purple drank and watching videos on WorldStarHipHop.com to pass the time, when their Jewish android supervisor, SHEKEL-BOT 6.0 stopped in front of them and said "SCANNING BIOLOGICAL GOYIM LIFEFORM. SCAN COMPLETE, GET BACK TO WORK. TIME IS SHEKELS. OY VEY." and then adjusted his titanium yamulka and resumed his patrol. Tyrone #3444526 tapped #3444478's shoulder and said "Shiiiiieeettt, look at this cracka bitch get beat". As #3444478 leaned over, a drop of purple drank spilled on the control monitor for Moon Man's stasis chamber. The monitor malfunctioned and disabled the cryogenesis system. Moon Man regained consciousness for the first time in 1,488 years. Still frozen in place, he managed to rip away the coolant tube that pumped coolant into the stasis chamber, and he escaped the chamber, his two nubian guards unaware that their prisoner was now free.
Moon Man spared no time in pushing #3444526 to the ground and curb stomping his head, splattering chimp brains all over the floor. #3444478 let out a chimp screech and held out his Hi-Point C-9000 sideways, firing at Moon Man. The nog fired over 30 times while Moon Man fashioned a noose out of one of the coolant tubes. Still unscathed by #3444478's rapid gunfire, Moon Man threw the tube over a pipe on the ceiling and deftly slipped the noose around the ape's neck, before pulling it taut and strangling the life out of the dindu clone. SHEKEL-BOT 6.0 came into the doorway, backed by almost twenty more Tyrones. "SURRENDER NOW, GOYIM, OR BE CULTURALLY ENRICHED", the semetic robot's speaker boomed. Moon Man picked up the Hi-Point C-9000 held by his former guard, and aimed it at the android. He pulled the trigger with a gloved hand, and the gun locked up, emitting a message: "ERROR: INSUFFICIENT AMOUNTS OF MELANIN DETECTED. SELF DESTRUCT IMMINENT". Moon Man quickly tossed the gun into the crowd of african clones, and the explosion splattered the entirety of the room and hallway with primate flesh, also destroying the android supervisor. "I can almost taste the melon ", Moon Man quipped as he wiped primate brains from his face and gathered his weapons from his locker. "Looks like Rahowa is back on the calender". To be continued
