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Credit to my man @Surtur for the heads up on this one.
Ahh! There you are, my fellow Farmers. Come, come, warm yourself by the fire, and let The Ice Cream Man spin you a tale of a very interesting gentleman.
Meet Jose M. Lopez, Jr., aka "El Chris Puerto Rico!":
What a fine upstanding gentleman, right? As he continually reminds you, he is called The Alligator Man. This is the very first video he uploaded, and as he will continually remind you throughout this saga, "His name is Jose Lopez".
So what's interesting about this guy? Well, as his nickname implies, he's heavily into reptiles. In his third (skip to 0:42 for reptiles) and fourth-ever videos on his primary Youtube account, he shows off what looks to be a pair of beautiful American alligators. He also seems to genuinely love and cherish his pit bull, Neeshanaik. This by itself doesn't make him a Cow, does it? Well, in a way it sort of does.
Neeshanaik is part of his full 'tistic username, but what exactly does it mean? Well, in that first video, we are introduced to his pit bull, named Neeshanaik. But, and this is the best part, Neesha Naik is also the name of a doctor he once had? From the description of said video:
The important thing to take away from this is that not only is Neesha Naik the name of his dog in 2010, but apparently this "abuse" he suffered happened between 2002 and 2004. That would mean that regardless of the validity of his claims, he's been obsessing over this woman for at least 11 years now, if not more. I'm certain there's more to it but honestly this guy has some serious issues regarding this woman and the State of New York in general. Several of his videos deal with the "corruption" he believes he experienced at the hands of the evil New York State Government. Serious allegations...I think.
Now let's get to the meat and potatoes of our friend Jose Lopez: in addition to physically stalking this poor woman for over 10 years, if his videos are to be believed, and running for every office you can fucking imagine (he even ran for County Coroner, despite having no mortuary or business experience or indeed any business at all), at some point around 2011-2012 he revealed he was a fascist, while still running for public office. Probably confident he could get support from the burgeoning "horrible racist" demographic.
It's late and I'm tired, so I'm gonna wrap this up but oh man this guy, this fuckin' guy.
Links!
-Primary Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/josealligatorman/videos
-Secondary Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/FEMALEPHYSICIANABUSE/videos
-Yes, he made a Youtube channel specifically dedicated to this doctor that abused him, I haven't had a lot of time to go through his videos there but man the crazy is super strong from the few I've seen.
-Twitter: https://twitter.com/lopez70m, with such charming tweets as:
and
-Google+: https://plus.google.com/112834201174910456331/posts
-And his Picasa: http://english.cohga.net/picasa/user/112834201174910456331_3.html, probably redundant but it's a nice source of insane images.
-Facebook!: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001281702113
And with that, I leave you.
Edit: Updated to reflect his glorious Puerto Rican heritage (@Oglooger) and add his Facebook (@Ass Manager 3000)
Ahh! There you are, my fellow Farmers. Come, come, warm yourself by the fire, and let The Ice Cream Man spin you a tale of a very interesting gentleman.
Meet Jose M. Lopez, Jr., aka "El Chris Puerto Rico!":
What a fine upstanding gentleman, right? As he continually reminds you, he is called The Alligator Man. This is the very first video he uploaded, and as he will continually remind you throughout this saga, "His name is Jose Lopez".
So what's interesting about this guy? Well, as his nickname implies, he's heavily into reptiles. In his third (skip to 0:42 for reptiles) and fourth-ever videos on his primary Youtube account, he shows off what looks to be a pair of beautiful American alligators. He also seems to genuinely love and cherish his pit bull, Neeshanaik. This by itself doesn't make him a Cow, does it? Well, in a way it sort of does.
Neeshanaik is part of his full 'tistic username, but what exactly does it mean? Well, in that first video, we are introduced to his pit bull, named Neeshanaik. But, and this is the best part, Neesha Naik is also the name of a doctor he once had? From the description of said video:
I couldn't figure out what to bold, just pretend I bolded the entire thing because haha wow.MY NAME IS JOSE LOPEZ said:
The important thing to take away from this is that not only is Neesha Naik the name of his dog in 2010, but apparently this "abuse" he suffered happened between 2002 and 2004. That would mean that regardless of the validity of his claims, he's been obsessing over this woman for at least 11 years now, if not more. I'm certain there's more to it but honestly this guy has some serious issues regarding this woman and the State of New York in general. Several of his videos deal with the "corruption" he believes he experienced at the hands of the evil New York State Government. Serious allegations...I think.
Now let's get to the meat and potatoes of our friend Jose Lopez: in addition to physically stalking this poor woman for over 10 years, if his videos are to be believed, and running for every office you can fucking imagine (he even ran for County Coroner, despite having no mortuary or business experience or indeed any business at all), at some point around 2011-2012 he revealed he was a fascist, while still running for public office. Probably confident he could get support from the burgeoning "horrible racist" demographic.
It's late and I'm tired, so I'm gonna wrap this up but oh man this guy, this fuckin' guy.
Links!
-Primary Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/josealligatorman/videos
-Secondary Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/FEMALEPHYSICIANABUSE/videos
-Yes, he made a Youtube channel specifically dedicated to this doctor that abused him, I haven't had a lot of time to go through his videos there but man the crazy is super strong from the few I've seen.
-Twitter: https://twitter.com/lopez70m, with such charming tweets as:
and
-Google+: https://plus.google.com/112834201174910456331/posts
-And his Picasa: http://english.cohga.net/picasa/user/112834201174910456331_3.html, probably redundant but it's a nice source of insane images.
-Facebook!: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001281702113
And with that, I leave you.
Edit: Updated to reflect his glorious Puerto Rican heritage (@Oglooger) and add his Facebook (@Ass Manager 3000)
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