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Chris believes there is a rumour about him going to a soup kitchen for Thanksgiving. Also, he is depressed.
 
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Where did this rumor come from? I don't recall reading here or elsewhere, unless I'm wrong.
 
What I don't understand is what caused him to actually make an outburst like this? I found no actual posts discussing soup kitchens on the forums. I have my doubts that a group of weens are organized to bombard him with soup kitchen questions without here, PVCC, or /cow/. Catching wind of their plan. The best answer I could give is someone mentioned on his MHS FB friends mentioned a soup kitchen if he could afford groceries, and somehow his delusions piled with his sheer paranoia caused him to think everyone thought he was going to a soup kitchen on thanksgiving.
 
My guess is that someone well meaning brought it up with him, or an inner-circle troll podded him for information about what he did this Thanksgiving and provoked a strong reaction. This is pretty bizarre.
 
Chris would never step foot in a soup kitchen. He deserves nothing less than a soup HOTEL! 8-)

I wonder what Chris really did do for thanksgiving. I'm not American so I don't celebrate it but I know its a big family get-together/feast. Does Hungry Man have a turkey meal? Or maybe he got some turkey McNuggets.
 
I'm assuming that one of his friends may have thought that's what Chris was doing for thanksgiving. That, or maybe someone was talking about a different Chris going to a Soup Kitchen. It wouldn't be the first time OPL has mistaken another Chris for himself.
 
Furina said:
Chris would never step foot in a soup kitchen. He deserves nothing less than a soup HOTEL! 8-)

I wonder what Chris really did do for thanksgiving. I'm not American so I don't celebrate it but I know its a big family get-together/feast. Does Hungry Man have a turkey meal? Or maybe he got some turkey McNuggets.
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Yeah, probably just got the turkey hungry man or some other convenience store food or frozen dinner food.
 
This is another example of how unpredictable Chris is when it comes to which trolling efforts will push his buttons. Neither Ivy nor Solid Chris set out to start major sagas. There's no logical reason why he would choose Mimms' blurry photo as the ground zero of trolling. In this case, Chris decides to overlook all the shit flung at him on the CWCki forums and targets some obscure shadowy ween. For all his autistic habits and routines, it's always hard to guess what he will do next.
 
I don't know what is so bad about trying to eat on a soup kitchen on Thanksgiving. I mean, I'm no American but isn't the spirit of thanksgiving is all about being thankful for everything positive that happened within your life over the months of that year and sharing it with people?

You know, I went to a soup kitchen once when I was volunteering for the fire victims before and the food they serve was delicious not to mention very healthy. I guess that Chris don't want to eat in a soup kitchen not just because of pride but also of his anti-social paranoia. There might be some beautiful boyfriend free girls there too as service crew for that day.

Chris really misses the point of thanksgiving, that's all I am going to say.
 
I at one point mentioned in a post that a visit to a soup kitchen/homeless shelter for Thanksgiving wouldn't be surprising. But I would have never expected this outburst in all honesty. I have to agree with random_pickle that someone pressed in too far about asking the Chandler Thanksgiving.

I can only imagine they stayed in with frozen turkey dinners, went to a restaurant, or picked up some sort of pre-cooked dinner from elsewhere and ate at home. The soup kitchen thing wouldn't honestly be too far of a stretch in the possibilities.
 
In the chat we were talking about him going to a soup kitchen / hotel with his mother.

Maybe he pays closer attention to us than we think...
 
People are giving themselves too much credit. This has nothing to do with anything posted on the forum or said in chat.
 
OPL said:
My mother and I stayed at home All Day Thanksgiving Thursday; no freaking soup kitchen was involved in our lives at all.
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My first thought upon reading that was: "Why the hell would anyone suspect Chris of volunteering at a soup kitchen on Thanksgiving?" Then I clued in that they meant to eat, not serve, but that doesn't make any sense either. Shut ins like Chris and Barb would be much more inclined to Meals on Wheels (which may actually be the truth behind this off the wall rumor).

Marvin said:
Yeah, probably just got the turkey hungry man or some other convenience store food or frozen dinner food.
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Done right, Bachelor Thanksgiving can actually be pretty damn good. There's no way in hell Chris and Barb would have done it right, though. Microwaved hungry man pressed turkey T.V. dinners are probably the best they could have done. Hell, if it weren't for Chris' thanksgiving facebook update I would have assumed they'd forgotten the holiday date altogether.

homerbeoulve said:
I don't know what is so bad about trying to eat on a soup kitchen on Thanksgiving.
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Well, it's better to volunteer at the kitchen on thanksgiving if you don't have to eat there. But it's even better to volunteer one of the other 363 days of the year; Thanksgiving and Christmas are the two days of the year most kitchen are fully staffed.

There might be some beautiful boyfriend free girls there too as service crew for that day.
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And for once Chris might not be the worst girlfriend free boy on offer. Aw who am I kidding?

Chris really misses the point of thanksgiving, that's all I am going to say.
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Chris doesn't give thanks. Chris doesn't give anything without expecting something in return.
 
At the end of the day it seems sort of irrelevant where Chris heard this or how many people said it. His immediate and strong reaction to it says a lot though. Mainly that its still completely possible to provoke Chris, because he's learned exactly nothing about responding to shit said about him on the Internet. He basically just applied a fresh coat of paint to the ween target on his back.
 
asperhes said:
This is another example of how unpredictable Chris is when it comes to which trolling efforts will push his buttons. Neither Ivy nor Solid Chris set out to start major sagas. There's no logical reason why he would choose Mimms' blurry photo as the ground zero of trolling. In this case, Chris decides to overlook all the shit flung at him on the CWCki forums and targets some obscure shadowy ween. For all his autistic habits and routines, it's always hard to guess what he will do next.
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Uhh... no, that's not really the case. Chris doesn't go into the logical specifics about how he became such an internet sensation, he just thinks of himself as a celebrity. And his thinking of the Mimms picture is: before the picture was taken, he had a normal life and after the picture was taken, he was a huge celebrity.

Now, of course, normal people recognize that the actual situation was that he was indeed sort of popular before the Mimms picture and the only reason there was a market for a picture of Chris was because he was sorta popular. Mimms would have no reason to take such a picture without the motivation of there being a bunch of people interested in Chris and wanting to see a picture of him. They wanted to know that he's real, y'know, like he's bigfoot.

Chris' view of the Mimms picture isn't correct, but it does make sense from his point of view.
 
Believing he got the idea of people spreading rumors of his soup kitchen thanksgiving was from here or the chat is as ridiculous as believing barb is playing that second pokemons game.
 
Wait, what? Who would even spread stuff like this? I mean, it is probably logical, but I do not understand about why he brought it up.
 
Marvin said:
Now, of course, normal people recognize that the actual situation was that he was indeed sort of popular before the Mimms picture and the only reason there was a market for a picture of Chris was because he was sorta popular. Mimms would have no reason to take such a picture without the motivation of there being a bunch of people interested in Chris and wanting to see a picture of him. They wanted to know that he's real, y'know, like he's bigfoot.
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Chris does not understand that correlation does not imply causation.
 
RogerRabbit1988 said:
Wait, what? Who would even spread stuff like this? I mean, it is probably logical, but I do not understand about why he brought it up.
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Because he thought it was an actual rumor and he felt like he needed to shut it down.
 
Chris thinks that "trolls" or basically, anybody who talks about him are some sort of hive mind, and any spoken information is known to all. Some ween kid makes a joke about him going to a soup kitchen, and suddenly it's a "rumor" in his eyes.

This is the time of year that it becomes most apparent how much the Chandlers have managed to isolate themselves from the rest of society. Their abrasive, entitled nature combined with their tendency to blame misfortunes on everybody but themselves has left them with nobody to spend Thanksgiving with.
 
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