Ferzu - facebook for furries

[The Great Chandler]

Anyway this person seems fun:
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Looks like Vade's here too.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

You're not wrong:

Yes, normal user can only do 2 searches a day without paying premium.

Anyways, not only do you get two whole searches for free, but apparently it's still in its "beta" stages right now, and once it's done it will be paying subscribers only. Might as well slip in and see what lulz I can fish out for y'all, while it's still free.

they actually reduced free searches to 1 per day for free users

And just for fun I capped their payment plans too

 

[The Fool]

shit nigger for $8 I can get an hour with someone from the backpages. or buy a WoW subscription. either one is a better waste of my money than paying for a website where the only thing i can do is post "pls respond" in my feed and read about how hard 200 pound manlets like to be fisted

 

[Windows10]

I will forever stand by this: furries are not just lolcows, but cashcows as well.

 

[El Garbage]

Notice also how Left is trying to enforce gun control.

 

[The Fool]

>orange tipped toy gun
>firearm

 

[Computery Guy]

On the subject of furries being willing to throw away hideous amounts of cash for what is essentially mediocre porn, I must throw in my two cents.

As an aspiring writer, it always makes me just a little bit mad that I can essentially throw my heart and soul into something and get ignored while some guy draws somewhat passable art of one animal raping another and make enough to essentially live comfortably off of.

I know it's stupid to be envious of furry porn artists, of all things, but I'd probably commit a felony if it meant getting a fraction of the attention some of these idiots get.

 

[Cthulu]

oh my god, this site. i signed up for it when it came out and i got the funniest fucking messages. i can't post some of them at the risk of powerleveling but maybe i'll dig up some of the more generic ones. some guy asked me to be a part of his "skype harem".

remind me to dox you as a furry later

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

>everyone comes out of the woodworks to defend it
the entire site is the woodworks. you are already in the home of the termites.

That site is the literal forest where these horrifying "people" find animals to fuck

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

>orange tipped toy gun
>firearm

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

 

[D.Va]

lol

 

[The Fool]

What surprises me is not that they think having consensual sex with someone is r*pe, but rather that it isn't one of their common kinks

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

>orange tipped toy gun
>firearm

I doubt that thing even fires caps, much less bullets.

 

[DragoonSierra]

They also shadowbanned the greek zeta symbol.

Why

 

[El Garbage]

"WEAPONS: Depictions of any firearms or weapons is strictly prohibited."
"VIOLENCE: Depictions of any violent acts to yourself, someone else or animals, including any visible or suggested blood, is strictly prohibited."

And yet the kink list includes stuff like BDSM, biting, spanking, squashing and whatnot. Also uniforms, but better make sure that cop does not carry a gun!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

"WEAPONS: Depictions of any firearms or weapons is strictly prohibited."
"VIOLENCE: Depictions of any violent acts to yourself, someone else or animals, including any visible or suggested blood, is strictly prohibited."

And yet the kink list includes stuff like BDSM, biting, spanking, squashing and whatnot. Also uniforms, but better make sure that cop does not carry a gun!

And that's why a rules list for a site like this abomination is a hilariously hypocritical double standard.

"Remember, it's okay if you're into BDSM, just remember to put the whip down before you do."

 

[The Fool]

Why

I forgot to ask about that
For real, why?
Hey kiwi furs does Zeta mean anything?

 

[Status Autisticus]

I got you covered:

https://furrymap.net/

Fuck me that's disturbing how (at least on my slow connection) they all just start to propagate down across the world ...

and LOL @ the ~12 niggo-furries in the entire continent of Africa (concentrated in South Africa so they are probably all Boers and Jews though tbh but I wonder about the ones in West Africa I can't be bothered to look what country that is ... but I'm glad the lions are pretty much able to defend themselves from teh raep)

 

[D.Va]

I forgot to ask about that
For real, why?
Hey kiwi furs does Zeta mean anything?

It's a symbol for literal dogfuckers to recognise each other by

 

[OwO What's This?]

Fuck me that's disturbing how (at least on my slow connection) they all just start to propagate down across the world ...

and LOL @ the ~12 niggo-furries in the entire continent of Africa (concentrated in South Africa so they are probably all Boers and Jews though tbh but I wonder about the ones in West Africa I can't be bothered to look what country that is ... but I'm glad the lions are pretty much able to defend themselves from teh raep)

This map only seems to have 13,000 listed according to the bottom right. That's such a tiny, tiny percentage of how many furries there actually are.

Also if you can rape a wild lion you've earned it quite frankly