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- Mar 25, 2015
Alright, you motherfuckers. Since we're returned, I thought we should return to the Gaming topic with something near and dear to my heart.
More fucking mobile ports of Nintendo games.
... Yes, high quality here.
Alright, since I'm sure 99% of you no longer play Pokemon GO, Nintendo decided they would try and make their own mobile games. There's Super Mario Run but that's boring and doesn't involve throwing as much money away as this.
So, Fire Emblem: Heroes. For the uninformed, Fire Emblem is a strategy game where a bunch of children go around beating the fuck out of professional armies, assassins, dragons, and God using the power of friendship. Hey, it's from Japan. What do you expect?
(Yes the plot is more complicated and mature depending on what installation of the franchise you're referring to. No one cares.)
Since Nintendo looked back on the 14 games in the franchise and realized "Hey, there's a lot of people running around calling Sakura or Kagero or Elise or whatever their waifu or something. Let's profit off of these idiots and make a game where you can spend money in a vain attempt to get a unit of them." And thus, we got our Fire Emblem gacha, Fire Emblem: Heroes, where you throw a bunch of money to get garbage and possibly the one unit you actually want. (haha no)
... Alright, it's a lot better than that, and quite honestly I've had quite a bit of fun with it. If you're a fan of strategy games, quick, 5 minute sessions, and Fire Emblem in general, I'd at least recommend picking it up. You can get 20 orbs (the minimum for summoning 5 heroes straight off the bat) from doing the Prologue and picking up the free orb bonuses from its launch currently going on, and most units you summon will get you through the early part. It's hardly Pay-to-Win, unless you get to the high levels of Arena where Takumi and Hector eagerly await to smash your face in and ruin your streak.
Who here's playing it? Who here's already spent thousands of dollars on a bunch of waifus and made a terrible decision with their life? Who here has Takumi and is the bane of all Arena players everywhere.
(Love my Takumi btw.)
More fucking mobile ports of Nintendo games.
... Yes, high quality here.
Alright, since I'm sure 99% of you no longer play Pokemon GO, Nintendo decided they would try and make their own mobile games. There's Super Mario Run but that's boring and doesn't involve throwing as much money away as this.
So, Fire Emblem: Heroes. For the uninformed, Fire Emblem is a strategy game where a bunch of children go around beating the fuck out of professional armies, assassins, dragons, and God using the power of friendship. Hey, it's from Japan. What do you expect?
(Yes the plot is more complicated and mature depending on what installation of the franchise you're referring to. No one cares.)
Since Nintendo looked back on the 14 games in the franchise and realized "Hey, there's a lot of people running around calling Sakura or Kagero or Elise or whatever their waifu or something. Let's profit off of these idiots and make a game where you can spend money in a vain attempt to get a unit of them." And thus, we got our Fire Emblem gacha, Fire Emblem: Heroes, where you throw a bunch of money to get garbage and possibly the one unit you actually want. (haha no)
... Alright, it's a lot better than that, and quite honestly I've had quite a bit of fun with it. If you're a fan of strategy games, quick, 5 minute sessions, and Fire Emblem in general, I'd at least recommend picking it up. You can get 20 orbs (the minimum for summoning 5 heroes straight off the bat) from doing the Prologue and picking up the free orb bonuses from its launch currently going on, and most units you summon will get you through the early part. It's hardly Pay-to-Win, unless you get to the high levels of Arena where Takumi and Hector eagerly await to smash your face in and ruin your streak.
Who here's playing it? Who here's already spent thousands of dollars on a bunch of waifus and made a terrible decision with their life? Who here has Takumi and is the bane of all Arena players everywhere.
(Love my Takumi btw.)
