First Time JO

[LD 3187]

I'll never forget the first time i jerked off. i wasnt sure how to do it, but i knew kids at school were talking about it.
I was getting ready to shower and i saw my mom's skin moisturizer on the sink, the kids at school would make lotion jokes so i would always think "ok it has something to do with lotion".
A few times i tried before and i just like rubbed a bunch of lotion down there but nothing worked but i thought "it feels good when i get some pressure on it and its hard, so how about if i put some lotion on it and squeeze it?" so i got a handful of skin moisturizer and started squeezing.
I did that for like a minute and i started feeling woozy but awesome i kept doing it and all the sudden KABOOM!!

What about you kiwis?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

What about your first rub after you transitioned into the beautiful woman you are now @CasualSeppuku?

 

[LD 3187]

What about your first rub after you transitioned into the beautiful woman you are now @CasualSeppuku?

That's a topic for another deep thoughts thread. Now please share your first JO story.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I saved myself for marriage for my true heartsweet. No pre marital bad touch for me thank you.


P.s you're going to hell.

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

I kept thinking, "Do I really have to pee now?" Was I surprised....

 

[Hell Beast]

It's a work in progress. I'm having trouble figuring out which hole is the right hole

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

My dads boss had a stack of playboys. Id take one in the bathroom, pull meat, then toss the playboy somewhere so I wouldn't get caught. Thinking back on it, I should have just put it back. Eh, I was a dumb horny teen back then.
*shrugs*

 

[LofaSofa]

Jacking off is a sin and you're all going to hell for being so naughty.

 

[m0rnutz]

I was about to start my senior year and was stressed tf out, so I looked up how to relieve stress quickly.

Afterwards I cried thinking Satan was going to come up through the floor boards, grab my soul, and snatch me down to hell.

 

[AnOminous]

When you have sex alone, it's Satan you're fucking.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

When you have sex alone, it's Satan you're fucking.

I wish @Satan was still a regular poster here.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I'm pretty sure it was after watching "Punky Brewster" but it was not initiated by the content of the episode at all. Might have been the "double trouble" Sagal twins. Anyways, Nbc sitcoms were viewed that night. Something about 1980s hair and knowing that Aquanet was killing the ozone later gives me the thunder down under

 

[Antipathy]

When you have sex alone, it's Satan you're fucking.

I hope Satan enjoys it as much as I do.

 

[Bagronkleton]

My crystal was never as bright as it was that day.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

For me the first time was when I was 9. I had discovered a bunch of old life drawing books and they were packed to the brim with extremely well illustrated nude women. I barely had any idea what I was doing but I did use both hands and just kept going until I couldn't.

I need to go find that old drawing book for old time's sake.

 

[Antipathy]

As information, I don't remember what my first time was.

I also don't remember what I had for breakfast on Sunday, so...

 

[wholetthegodsout]

I just remember a long period of getting hard and rubbing my boner while laying in bed, but I had no real technique. This was in grade school. Then I heard people joking about jerking off. This was sometime around middle school. From there I just did some research to discover what the common technique was. Took matters into my own hands one night. Haven't looked back since. No regrets.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

for a couple years due to some error by the cable company I got free Cinemax and discovered "Skinemax" the softcore porn they had that aired after midnight. I jacked it to Beverly Hills Bordello. My fucked up neighbor who banged his sister and whose mom stole meds from a retard told me about it.