Five Nights At Freddy's The Movie

All I can really say about FNAF is that I can't believe the gaming industry has resorted itself to this……… imagery!

For months, I wondered what these Youtube stills of these disgusting creatures were doing around all of a sudden. I seriously want to gouge out my eyes when I see them.

And it keeps getting more and more popular! What is wrong with society!?
 
This is how a fandom ends.
This is how a fandom ends.
not with a bang,
but a supernova appealing to the masses.

Oh, don't say that! The Super Mario Brother movie sure did suck back then, but Mario and co. are as popular a franchise as ever nowadays!

Next you'll be seeing FNAF characters fighting Mario in Super Smash Brothers Quarrel! That's how it goes, right??
 
I don't know... on one hand I'm interested in the idea of the FNAF series as a movie, especially since the creator of the games is involved. But on the other hand I have serious doubts about if they'll be able to pull it off or not.

If I had to say one good thing about this project, it would be that at least it isn't being directed by Uwe Boll, I guess.
 
I think it could work if it merely showed (the mostly unseen and unheard) Mike Schmidt going through his week at the place, interspersed with 'flashbacks' of what the Purple Guy did. Kind of like a Slumdog Millionaire format. It should also be mostly, if not entirely, silent.
But that's not going to happen and I know it because silent films aren't profitable.
 
Can we not?

To be fair, the Super Mario Bros movie was bad in a good way. Yes it had a lot wrong, but it was good in a funny, I can't believe they fucked this up badly kind of way. I remember hearing there was a sequel for that Mortal Kombat movie? What was it called?
 
All I can really say about FNAF is that I can't believe the gaming industry has resorted itself to this……… imagery!

For months, I wondered what these Youtube stills of these disgusting creatures were doing around all of a sudden. I seriously want to gouge out my eyes when I see them.

And it keeps getting more and more popular! What is wrong with society!?
It's horror dude. That's the fucking point.
 
It hasn't been over a year yet and FNAF is already generating an idea for a film adaptation.

I don't think I'd watch it.
 
A FNAF film? At this point, one has to wonder if Scott Cawthon actually agreed to this. Even then, the only way this could work is if one made this in CGI or machinima and even then, it could end up being terrible. Perhaps it might attract more spergs and furries though, they for some reason get aroused seeing animatronics in fur-suits.
 
I want to feel optimistic about this as I enjoy watching the games and reading discussions about the lore, but movie adaptations of games usually do terribly.
 
It's probably going to be god awful but as long as Scott provides his voice for phone guy I won't care.

Oh who am I kidding? They'll get Freeman for it or some shit.
 
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It's probably going to be god awful but as long as Scott provides his voice for phone guy I won't care.

Oh who am I kidding? They'll get Freeman for it or some shit.
i would love for scott to be voice guy
but yeah, it's going to be a big name star most likely
also 423808 jump scares
 
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This is one of those times where I have literally zero idea how to feel. I guess I'll just sit here setting myself up for disappointment by hoping they use actual animatronics as opposed to CG.
 
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This is one of those times where I have literally zero idea how to feel. I guess I'll just sit here setting myself up for disappointment by hoping they use actual animatronics as opposed to CG.
I'm sure if it's not CG then it's people in suits. honestly it would work better as an animated movie imo
 
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