For real, should I even bother getting the vaccine?

[InsolentGaylord]

For once I am going to stop acting like a moron (cuz fuck it you guys clearly see through it) and just outright say it: My father is trying to pressure me into getting the vaccine because he's concerned I will catch covid and suffer long term side effects from it.

I however do not trust the vaccine I keep hearing about people who know people who had it, who ended up dying shortly after having it. Not to mention all those stories of people who reported having it on social media, who then shortly died a day later after a "short illness". The fact also that the propaganda is in over drive which covers up the bad effects of the vaccine and the fact Isreal is having a surge in covid cases despite most of the population being vaccinated.

I hear a lot about blood clots and heart inflammation after the vaccine. Many of these deaths never get reported or if they do, they leave out the cause of death.

I've also heard people who have long term side effects that don't end in death, like paralysis and immune system issues.

I'm thinking also that there may be something big that will come out about the vaccine and it will turn out to be worthless/dangerous, and pointless cuz the virus will mutate around it.

What do you guys think? Should I even bother cuz I am hearing so many people say they heard of people dying shortly after having it, giving me the impression that at least a few million have died due to the vaccine and that it's simply not being reported.

Edit: Why am I getting "Dumb" for this?

 

[MrTroll]

Your father deserves to be killed for trying to influence you to be un-American and get vaccinated. I recommend giving him one last chance to take Ivermectin and repent. If he refuses, then you know what you have to do.

 

[NigKid]

giving me the impression that at least a few million have died due to the vaccine and that it's simply not being reported.

you can think about the vaccine whatever you want but thats retarded

Also werent you the nigga that thought covid becomes more deadly over time?

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

Bruh. If a few million have died from the shot then it would be impossible to cover up. It would literally be the biggest story of the decade

Yes, you should get the vaccine. Side effects aren't impossible but they're incredibly fucking rare. One in a million. At worst you'll probably have a fever

I think a lot of the scary side affects you've listed are /pol/fags purposefully skewing data. Two billion people are already fully vaxxed so obviously some people will have died during that time. Some could have become paralyzed, had blood clots, or have gone into comas but that doesn't make the incidents related to the vaccine

 

[Cabelaz]

Honestly just do you bro. Weight the risks and make an intelligent decision based on if you consider yourself to be at risk and are exposed to it a lot. Playing the two week tango with your employer is not fun.
I kinda wish I got it, not to powerlevel too much but I got completely shit on by it as a healthy 20 something year old dude.

 

[Marissa Moira]

It doesn't matter, Reddit is already justifying bringing back lobotomies as punishment for wrong think.

 

[Solid Snek]

The FDA would never approve a drug that's been fast-tracked without years of careful research and study. They'd be too worried that the news corporations which pharmaceutical companies have bought would do damning hitpieces, just as soon as evidence of problems makes it through the massive censorship grid the neoliberal establishment has erected in order to control your access to information.

Besides, it's not like you're going to survive this pandemic anyway.

If you don't take the vax and you die, journalists will make fun of you.
If you do take the vax and you die, then in forty or fifty years time you'll get a nice memorial park dedicated to the memory of people like you.
And if you do take the vax and DON'T die (from the vax), then you'll have the satisfaction of spending your last months on earth delirious with hunger, hunting down your neighbours, eating human flesh.

Seems like a pretty clear-cut case for vaxing, don't you think?

 

[InsolentGaylord]

The FDA would never approve a drug that's been fast-tracked without years of careful research and study. They'd be too worried that the news corporations which pharmaceutical companies have bought would do damning hitpieces, if and when evidence of problems comes forward.

Besides, it's not like you're going to survive this pandemic anyway.

If you don't take the vax and you die, journalists will make fun of you.
If you do take the vax and you die, then in forty or fifty years time you'll get a nice memorial park dedicated to the memory of people like you.
And if you do take the vax and DON'T die (from the vax), then you'll have the satisfaction of spending your last months on earth delirious with hunger, hunting down your neighbours, eating human flesh.

Seems like a pretty clear-cut case for vaxing, don't you think?

What the fuck are you implying?

 

[Marissa Moira]

What the fuck are you implying?

Everyone is literally just going to die from global warming anyways with or without the vaccine.

 

[Least Concern]

I think a lot of the scary side affects you've listed are /pol/fags purposefully skewing data. Two billion people are already fully vaxxed so obviously some people will have died during that time. Some could have become paralyzed, had blood clots, or have gone into comas but that doesn't make the incidents related to the vaccine

Serious-posting:

This is exactly right. It very much sounds like the stories you posted about in the OP have been acquired through a "vaccine-skeptic" (to put it generously) social media echo chamber, and at any rate "one person dies from side effects of vaccine" is a more interesting story than "hundreds of millions get vaccine and are fine."

Fully-vaxed here. The second dose knocked me on my ass for a couple days with a fever, but after that I'm fine and enjoying life without fear (and, in some states, without a mask). Pretty much the same experience as all my family members and friends who have gotten the jab. We don't make for interesting news stories, I'm afraid, but we're the vast majority.

When it comes to the vaccine, I'm pro-choice, but I also think that if you don't get it based on the fear if incredibly rare side effects (some of which might be just correlation rather than causation) you're not being very scientifically literate and I won't have much sympathy for you if you end up getting the coof unnecessarily.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Bruh. If a few million have died from the shot then it would be impossible to cover up. It would literally be the biggest story of the decade

Yes, you should get the vaccine. Side effects aren't impossible but they're incredibly fucking rare. One in a million. At worst you'll probably have a fever

I think a lot of the scary side affects you've listed are /pol/fags purposefully skewing data. Two billion people are already fully vaxxed so obviously some people will have died during that time. Some could have become paralyzed, had blood clots, or have gone into comas but that doesn't make the incidents related to the vaccine

Going to be honest I've had multiple relatives develop pulmonary issues that now require them to be on raspatory therapy medicine because the vaccine caused heart or lung issues. They can't breathe properly and therefore become oxygen deprived.

They got the vaccine, no way in hell are they getting a booster.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

I got it. Never got sick, never had symptoms from vaccine, never had issues since.
But i also work out twice a day and do meal prep. So I don’t know if having a lot of comorbidities changes those facts sig

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Ultimately, it's your decision. But never let anyone push you around. If you choose not to get it, your old man will just have to seethe awhile and get the fuck over it.

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

Here's an honest take on the vaccine. Statistically it is no more likely to kill you than Covid. You'll probably be fine. Those of us who are refusing to take it are refusing to take it due to what it represents. I'd say, as long as "Covid passports" are being talked about an issued around the country and talk of "mandatory" vaccination remains, you should refuse to take it because taking it strengthen the bullshit "for your own good" type shit that gave us the Patriot Act and other laws that have been used to errode our freedoms. There are proven alternatives to the vaccines that are more effective anyway.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Are you obbesse? Are a 100 years old?
Do you need some kind of passport to go to work or some shit?
If not, then maybe no?

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

I wholly support everyone getting vaccinated, but it carries risks. OTOH, the current hospitalization rate in the US is far greater for the unvaccinated than the vaccinated. If you wanna try the horse paste route, you do you. If you had kids I'd say get it, you don't know what your little shits will bring home with them. But this is KiwiFarms, nobody here has kids.

 

[66andtwothirds]

be a responsible adult and stop endangering yourself and others by being unvaccinated.

 

[InsolentGaylord]

I wholly support everyone getting vaccinated, but it carries risks. If you wanna try the horse paste route, you do you. If you had kids I'd say get it, you don't know what your little shits will bring home with them. But this is KiwiFarms, nobody here has kids.

The Horse Paste remark (it's approved for humans just hard to get) makes me not take your post seriously no offense.

 

[Thomas Paine]

OP it sounds like you already made your decision and just want validation online.

 

[Legalion]

no.