Science Fossil fuels can prevent sexual assualts according to Rick Perry

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41854358

 

[millais]

In a broad sense I guess he has a point. More people get raped and murdered in dark back alleys than in brightly illuminated main streets. It has been a while since street lamps burned gas though.

 

[Ido]

So that means that dino's stop rape? psh, I already knew that because my t-rex and (b)eat the shit out of you if you come at me.

 

[ICametoLurk]

>Thinking anything can stop Africans from raping.

 

[SwanDive]

But Perry-Sama, I thought nothing shined brighter than the light of God?

 

[Audit]

Reminder that this isn't even the craziest thing that Rick Perry believes. He's also a creationist, accused the SCOTUS of being oligarchs when they struck down anti-sodomy laws, declared that gays should practice abstinence, and thought that he should run for president, twice.

 

[RG 448]

It’s true, huffing gasoline is the only thing stopping me from raping somebody right this second.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

thought that he should run for president, twice.

And he was leading in the polls for quite a while! Then he got blasted by the media for gaffes that seem so quaint compared to what Trump has said. But really seeing Perry get the nomination and then having to go through months of vicious criticism would've been amazing. He really did deserve it after he fucked Texas up.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

so basically a fuel formed by natural process can prevent you from getting raped

 

[Joan Nyan]

While sexual assault is a strange thing to focus on, fossil fuels do an immense amount of good for humanity in practically every aspect of life, sexual assault prevention included.

When the lights are on, when you have light that shines, the righteousness, if you will, on those types of acts

This really does sound like he's calling rape righteous though.

 

[Coconut Gun]

To anyone who disagrees, let's see you try to rape someone while you're doused in gasoline.

 

[XYZpdq]

To anyone who disagrees, let's see you try to rape someone while you're doused in gasoline.

Or smack then upside the head with a chunk of coal.

 

[RG 448]

To anyone who disagrees, let's see you try to rape someone while you're doused in gasoline.

That just puts the female at risk of gasoline-related injury. Honestly the safest course is to either soil yourself or just try to enjoy it.

 

[IV 445]

That just puts the female at risk of gasoline-related injury. Honestly the safest course is to either soil yourself or just try to enjoy it.

Doing both would help lubrication

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

The Canadian government cares so little about this that they oughta just hand out tubes of lube instead of rape whistles, since they won't let you carry pepper spray.

I even have the perfect name for it, "rape-away!"