Fred Flintstone takes you hostage.

[The Curmudgeon]

Imagine if Fred Flintstone was real. He just is. He approaches you and insists that YOU are Wilma! With his caveman strength, he takes you back home with him. It doesn't matter if you're a man or woman, Fred wants you to be Wilma.

When you get to his place, he forces you to dress up as Wilma and roleplay as her. What makes this worse is that not only is the real Wilma sitll around, but she's also purposely enabling Fred in this endeavor because she thinks it's cute and funny. Barney and Betty are also in on this. So are their kids and pets. Also, Fred and Wilma force you to have sex with them by being sandwiched in the middle.

So now the question. How would you deal with this situation?

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Make an anime fuck pillow for Fred and sneak out of the house as the entire community spirals downward into degeneracy.

 

[Furret]

I'd probably kill myself.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Its a living.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Wiggle my nose because you've been Bebitched

 

[Cyclonus]

Make him fall into an existential crisis by showing him an episode of the Honeymooners.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I ask for fruity pebbles.

 

[JethroTullamore]

This sounds like a fetish.

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Mr. Bung]

Fred could easily be bought off with a few giant stakes and Barney Fruity Pebbles. Maybe Wilma and Betty will take Winston cigarettes, and the kids Flintstone vitamins. Sadly Dino, Hoppy, that fuckin' cavecat, and every single appliance in the house would probably need to be killed because they don't like anything.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Fuck that, they need to find Caveman Jesus.