Funniest thing to post to mess with a stalker?

[anliteralidiot]

Let's say, hypothetically, you had someone stalking your KF account....
What would you post to fuck with them?

 

[Hitchhiker]

Keep making posts mysteriously alluding to some future event and spelling out their name in code.

 

[DankSmoker]

How do you even get a stalker? I only had a guy that kept repeating this Daniels quote, then he got bored of me

 

[dick brain]

How do you even get a stalker? I only had a guy that kept repeating this Daniels quote, then he got bored of me

Say something critical of @Alex Hogendorp. He has a whole kill list.

 

[Neodanthril]

their address

 

[anliteralidiot]

How do you even get a stalker? I only had a guy that kept repeating this Daniels quote, then he got bored of me

I called him a retard, and he's been malding ever since.

their address

Too easy, he's got a thread here.

Keep making posts mysteriously alluding to some future event and spelling out their name in code.

Hell yes, I can't wait for the 13th

 

[Neodanthril]

Too easy, he's got a thread here.

you said this was a hypothetical.

 

[Epikusername4]

i love you

 

[DankSmoker]

I called him a retard, and he's been malding ever since.

I guess that's similar, I think I called one of the oneyplays guys a retard and that drew his ire. I'm too boring to harass.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

if you're a male & have a female stalking you I can attest that a simple Facebook status update of
"she said yes" with a smily face will absolutely send them into fits.

 

[Vegan Trans Girl]

Tell him you want to mother his children.

 

[Montalbane]

Send him this timeless gem

 

[Ventrue]

Patposting, call them a stalker child and to enjoy prison.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Sorry I only know about how to deal with IRL stalkers.

Btw my name is Bartholomew J Simpson, I live at 740 Evergreen Terrace.