Furry "Personal Army" Thread

Oh my god... 😳

I get the plane aesthetic, but they should stay away from disasters. The only way this would be somewhat acceptable is if, say, it was made as a class project in 4th grade. This just comes off as tone deaf, I don't want to believe that this person is a real adult.
This is probably a case of extreme autistic fixation on planes that reaches to disasters and nothing really sinister. The guy's art looks like it was drawn by a child.
 
Hello, Kiwi Farms. It's been a while since my last real post on the site. Some of you may remember me from the Radqueer thread - you guys did great work there and have continued to since I left. While I am under no delusion that my minor e-celebrity status on this forum warrants me to hire you guys as a personal army, I thought that the subjects of my post would be very amusing to you. I said that my final post on that thread would be my final post on this site, but two faggots have forced my hand by harassing people close to me. I'm here to post everything I can about these little furfags: One, a fat Scottish ponyfag who got into a polyamorous e-relationship with a fat Mexican who dresses like Rouge the Bat, and the other is, I shit you not, a self-hating, autistic gay Mexican Jewish Furfag who got mad at his e-daddy for (allegedly) calling him a faggot in Halo and got up to some borderline Creepshowart-tier harassment.

Unfortunately, Mr. Coulton is much better at OpSec than his gay lover, so I can't post much in the way of screenshots or doxes. What I can tell you are a few details I got from a few friends of mine:

1. His legal name is James Coulton. (ALLEGED): Despite not being a transoid, he considers it to be his "dead name" and calls himself Tord.
2. He lives in Scotland, the eternal rapeslave of Bongland:
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3. He is a self-hating autist and self-admitted A-Log. These screenshots are from the livestream channel of a dramatuber's Discord:


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4. THE POLYCULE (ALLEGED):
Tord was in a long-distance "relationship" with "Rouge", a Mexican landwhale somehow even more massive than him. She apparently used him as a piggy bank. While I was provided no evidence of a polycule, I was provided a few screenshots by Tord's former friends about the relationship:
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Now, the funny thing is that he apparently used to have matching PFPs with this "Rouge" person. This is funny because he later went on to say this about Sonic fans:

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For context, Sangie is the server's local slang for pedophiles and zoophiles, named after the infamous Zoosadist. So either he's calling himself a pedophile (less likely) or he's trying to seem cool by hiding the fact that he likes Sonic. It has also been alleged that he got banned from Twitter for calling someone a pedo for liking MLP (which isn't unlikely admittedly), but if you look at some of his PFPs, you can clearly see images taken from the show:

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4. He is incredibly fat and likes to collect animal sex toys:

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MLP profile pic, furfag, possible self-comparison to an infamous zoophile, collects horse sex toys.... Yeah, things are adding up.

Number 5: He made an incredibly unfunny video summarizing the DeadWingDork v. Synnibear drama:
https://youtu.be/6fF2IYdASFw / https://archive.org/details/synniwing

This video isn't too important right now, but it will be very relevant later.

Now, onto his boyfriend:

Imagine Creepshowart. Now remove Creepshow's only two redeeming factors located beneath her head, make her into a slimy twink and a massive furfag. Meet Aedan Raffin:
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Name: Aedan Raffin
Address: 627 Athens St, San Francisco, CA 94112-3530

US Phone Book: https://www.usphonebook.com/aedan-raffin/UgTNyQDM2YTOyQDM2MDMzUDMwQzR
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/uchi_calico
Youtube:
https://youtube.com/@cranjyboi3488
Channel ID: UCCU8O3rVQu4b26rgY6FYFlQ
https://youtube.com/@clippy2017
Channel ID:
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https://youtube.com/@aedanraffin4151
Channel ID:
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Linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/aedan-raffin-99b5b1173
Discord User ID: 501237631561236481
Other handles: cranjyboi3488, Clippy2017 (YouTube)

Who is this Daniel Larson looking faggot, and why am I comparing him to one of the most infamous stalkers in Internet history? You're about to find out. Aedan is an attention-seeking ween known for sucking the fun out of potential lolcows and harassing people who "slighted" him (Read: Banning him from a Discord server full of minors after posting porn in a public channel). He is, and I need to stress how absurd this is, a gay Jewish Mexican furry who simps over Ben Shapiro's sister:

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"Does anyone know if Yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos eggs? Only joking, haha" Now, if you think Aedan's artwork is great, guess what! You too can own another one of his masterpieces at the low, low price of $50:

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Archive: https://archive.ph/Zt0BY

What a troubled soul! Truly, a modern day Vincent van Gogh! Note the penis bulge on the barely anthropomorphized rat proportions. Now, you may be wondering what Creativity Explored is. Creativity Explored is a program where people with severe mental disabilities are allowed to create and occasionally present and sell artwork. Aedan claims to be a worker there and has some... less than savory remarks about his "patients":

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But, there's a twist! You see, Aedan doesn't work with the patients. He is one!
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https://www.creativityexplored.org/artists/aedan-raffin / https://archive.ph/ebY6d

It's been rumored that he considers himself incredibly attractive to women. Tell me, femcels of the Crystal Cafe and actual, literal Kiwifags, are you wetting your panties at the sight of such a Herculean physique? Nick Fuentes has competition in the sexually degenerate self-hating Mexican femboy clique, and it's funded by Mossad, baby. His game is so big that he attracts only alpha males, like this guy with a musking fetish:

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Potential bachelors beware! If you break up with him, he'll dox you!

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And that's not all. Remember when I said this guy was a massive ween? I wasn't joking. This guy will quite literally suck the fun out of potential lolcows, and also harass random people, for no reason. Before he gets to doxing people, he likes to try to suck up to big YouTubers so he can get some form of street cred. Case and point, he tried sucking up to DeadwingDork and Fuzhou from Loud Equals Funny, and it has been alleged that he also attempted to suck up to OliviaMancer (YMS Highlights):

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DeadWing has already had a problem with certain now disgraced fans of his (Getthatgriff of SOK infamy and some people who got themselves involved with Captain Alex) becoming weens. This isn't his fault and I am not trying to imply that it is, but it is a trend. He eventually turned on Claw, allegedly because he got mad at Aedan for bothering him during a game of Halo:

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We'll return to his weird parasocial obsession with DeadWing in a bit. Let's get into the really spicy stuff. Aedan got into beef with this guy named Lorgin. Lorgin isn't anyone worth talking about for long, just another autist in the sea of many. Aedan has doxed the guy, sent letters to his house and falsely claimed he was a pedophile. Why? Because Lorgin (AlistarGeorge) told him not to post porn in a server filled with kids:

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So, in order to avenge his honor, he decided to engage in a years worth of harassment against this random autistic guy on the Internet for... the crime of telling him not to show porn to kids and having different opinions on cartoons than him:

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If you note here, he tries to frame two people (DeadWingDork and this "Gold-White-Kott", he will be relevant again later) and the entire board of /co/ (As an occasional /co/nnoisseur, fuck off - it's bad enough that half of our threads are filled with pedophiles and that one obnoxious Peridot fag). I have been informed that DeadWing is aware of Aedan trying to involve him in a literal crime, but I'm unsure if GWK is. Aedan tried to get /mlp/ to harass him and for once, those horse cock-sucking janitors did their jobs:

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He tries to imply that Lorgin is Jewish here, but he isn't, Aedan is projecting. He violated many rules, especially the most important one: No racism outside of /b/! If you remember Tord's video from earlier, he actually quotes Lorgin's catchphrase: "Don't play with shit if you can't handle the smell":

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But yeah, Aedan actually sent shit to his house:

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For those not in the know: Eric Peyton is an infamous pedophile in the Physical Media Community who sings about incest and constantly threatens to rape little girls and perform other crimes. Aedan impersonated Lorgin, sent a letter to Eric's house and hoped Eric would bite back and harass Lorgin. This guy was so hellbent on fucking with this one guy that he'll harass a possible child molester in order to do it. If your calls to Eric's local police department aren't taken seriously, you can thank Aedan for that. But how do we know he did it? Easy. He incriminated himself:

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Note the San Francisco post stamp. Who else lives in SF? That's right, Aedan does. He attends CE, which is in SanFran. His Phonebook page lists him as living in SanFran. He's even been photographed there several times:

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The Walt Disney Museum is located in SanFran. This isn't even the last time he did this:

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Now, you may be saying: Isn't this Lorgin guy a pedophile? If Aedan's harassing him for that, why are you mad? Well, as usual, Aedan is lying. Remember that Gold-White-Kott person I mentioned earlier? Aedan claims that Lorgin commissioned him to draw art featuring a seventeen year old cartoon character. That's it. It's a tad strange, but it doesn't make him say, a full-fledged lolicon or a similar type of degenerate. The funny thing is, Lorgin never commissioned GWK:

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Earlier, Aedan was projecting his Jewishness onto Lorgin and saying how much he hates autistic people despite being one himself. I wonder if he's projecting anything else? Also, his reasoning for Lorgin being a pedo was that he allegedly commissioned art featuring a 17 year old character, yet he jokingly shipped Tintin with Bruce Hartmann Catgirl (i cant be bothered to spell her name) when the former of the two is 14 - 17 years old depending on the story. Aedan: Pot. Lorgin: Kettle. Oh, and he also tried to get his e-daddy DeadWing to cover him. Note that he says otherwise, but why would you go into the channel for lolcows, on a server dedicated to a guy who talks about lolcows, to talk about the guy? Naturally, DeadWing did not take the bait:

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Lorgin isn't the only person he's fucked with. Aedan and his butt-buddy Tord "befriended" these two low-functioning autists. Eventually, Aedan had Tord lie to them about him being dead. It is alleged that he recorded the conversation, but my associates have been unable to find the recording. However, we can see from these logs that the event in question happened:

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For the more lulz-inclined: By fucking with these autists, Aedan made it less likely that they put out any funny content. Look at what happened with Chris, Cyraxx, Daniel Larson, Cobes (RIP), etc. Unfunny weens fucked with them and they became far less funny. Some lulzy groups, such as the aforementioned Super Origami Kingdom, even disbanded entirely after being infiltrated by weens, and now their few remaining members post nothing but slop indistinguishable from the works of the average GoAnimate SPED.

For moralfags: Imagine you were a child again. Imagine someone lied to you by telling you that one of your friends died in a horrible tragedy. Imagine you believed it for a second. That's what these people experienced, because they're low-functioning: They are mentally and emotionally comparable to children. And if you think intervening with lolcows has some moral justification, it really didn't here. These autists weren't making rapey comments about women they hang out with or trying to run people over like pre-Tomgirl Chris. These were just two random low-functioning autistic dudes on the Internet.

I will conclude with a list of allegations that are not backed with screenshots that I did not mention earlier, so take them with a grain of salt:

>Aedan apparently once called Chris Chan, the classic Ween mistake
>Aedan apparently wanted to suck up to Deadwing by buying him a game
>Despite being Jewish, Aedan apparently had no idea who Moses was until someone told him well into his adulthood
This last part was sent to me by my friends. Aedan is an active threat held back only by antipsychotics. It's a good thing he lives in California so he probably won't become a mass shooter, but you should probably let the authorities know anyways.

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That pic looks like it was ripped off from some Children's Storybook, but the artwork in those books for kids is usually of much higher quality. At least it's not as nightmarish as most of the artwork featured on FurAffinity. That's about the only positive thing I can say after reading how fucked up that Aaeden guy is.

You can tell that there is nowhere near enough Mental Health funding if people like this are allowed anywhere outside of a Mental Hospital at all! Maybe the Psychiatrists just gave up on him and figured to just let him loose in the outside World, provided he kept taking his prescribed anti-psychotic meds? One has to ask where were the Parents when this guy was growing up? It's just another sad, sad case of children who grew up babysat by the Internet without ever watching educational television shows such as Mr. Roger's Neighborhood or Sesame Street.

I've also got to ask does he believes he's the Mexican version of Superman with that curl of hair on his forehead?
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That pic looks like it was ripped off from some Children's Storybook, but the artwork in those books for kids is usually of much higher quality. At least it's not as nightmarish as most of the artwork featured on FurAffinity. That's about the only positive thing I can say after reading how fucked up that Aaeden guy is.

You can tell that there is nowhere near enough Mental Health funding if people like this are allowed anywhere outside of a Mental Hospital at all! Maybe the Psychiatrists just gave up on him and figured to just let him loose in the outside World, provided he kept taking his prescribed anti-psychotic meds? One has to ask where were the Parents when this guy was growing up? It's just another sad, sad case of children who grew up babysat by the Internet without ever watching educational television shows such as Mr. Roger's Neighborhood or Sesame Street.

I've also got to ask does he believes he's the Mexican version of Superman with that curl of hair on his forehead?
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That reminds me: I have an update. Creativity Explored has officially delisted him from their website. He is essentially a non-threat at this point and I wouldn't recommend bothering them about him because any threat he posed to their clients has been eliminated, thankfully.

Now, if any of you are interested in stopping a potential horse rapist, I only have a partial dox on his buddy, so more info would be appreciated.
 
Before 2026, I thought I'd give a quick update on wannabe Mexican Superman.

After discovering that the KiwiFarms had found him, he started suicide baiting in his furry Discord server. The censored names are various people Aedan has doxxed over the years, none of which use the Farms as far as I'm aware. I find it funny how he says he regrets the "sketchy shit in the past" and then immediately blames the people he did that "sketchy shit" to for his suicidal thoughts. He has the self-awareness of your typical furfag, I suppose.

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About a week after he sent this in the Discord, he was booted out of Creativity Explored after they discovered his online activities. After this incident, he changed his usernames to edgy shit like "i'm_dead" and "deadsince2025."

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Worry not, moralfags! Aedan is still alive as of a few days ago, when he tried to rebrand himself as "Pancurious George."

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