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Man Utd have disappointed me yet again they drew with Everton 2-2 after a late goal screamer by their newly signed player Ainsley Maitland-Niles on his debut.
Man Utd have disappointed me yet again they drew with Everton 2-2 after a late goal screamer by their newly signed player Ainsley Maitland-Niles on his debut. View attachment 9529149
Double post but I think I figured out the transfer drama that happened between Chelsea, City, Spurs, Liverpool, Everton, and Monaco that was actually really interesting.
So, Liverpool turned down an 80 million pound deal from Man City for Gakpo. Because of this, Man City needed to look for a winger elsewhere to replace Savinho, Grealish, Bernardo Silva, and Omar Marmoush's departure. Obviously Savinho and Marmoush went to Spurs and Grealish went to Everton but they aren't done yet. So, City decided to hijack the transfer of Iliman Ndiaye from Spurs by paying 60 million pounds with an additional 5 mil in add ons causing Spurs to take Mykhailo Mudryk from Chelsea on loan with option to buy (De Zerbi coached him when he was at Shakhtar in 2021 and 2022). With Spurs missing out on Ndiaye, they decided not to sell Richarlison back to Everton, who now needed a forward. Everton then turned to Monaco for their forward, Balogun, for 38.5 million pounds. Monaco, realizing they could get the amount of money they needed, decided not to sell Lamine Camara to Chelsea after Chelsea had green lighted the deal for Fernandez to Man City. And then, because of issues with Balogun and Everton, Monaco ended up with Balogun still at the club. In the end, Tottenham felt a little bit of damage, but not much, City got a back up option and were left relatively unscratched, Chelsea missed out on an important midfield player, Everton now has one center forward and 21 first team players, and Monaco have 2 players on their squad with a need to sell. All because Liverpool said no to selling Gakpo
Anyways, I think its a good time to put together the premier league transfer window. Outside of them, I will have FC Barcelona, Atletico Madrid, Real Madrid, PSG, Inter Milan, AC Milan, Juventus, and Bayern Munich on my list. Any other clubs, please let me know
Champions League football starts tonight here are the fixtures for today
AEK Athens (H) vs LASK (A)
LASK are in form coming into this fixture having won their last 8 matches out of 9 scoring 33 goals in that run the only loss they suffered is where they lost 3-0 to Celtic away during CL qualification but they came back to win 5-1 in the second leg feltening the scouse bastards, AEK are also in form scoring 13 goals in their last three home games without conceding any pretty too!
I tried to make this match sound more interesting than it actually is but we all know that this game is gonna end in a semen slurrping 0-0 or 1-1 draw but I can dream.
Club Brugge (H) vs Aston Villa (A) Aston villa are a bit in a dire situation as they haven't won a single game in their last 6 today might not be a very good ebening to Emre because he is missing his 2 essential players for his squad i.e. Onana and Goretzka due to injury plus recent departures of key players like Tielemans, Watkins and Rodgers have really decreased the quality of the squad so what do you think Aston Villa spent all that money they gained from selling these players? they Bought Garnacho and Nicolas Jackson If I was Emre right now I would be on Suicide watch
Club Brugge have brought in Yann Sommer as their new goal keeper, they've kept clean sheets in all of their home games this season, we might see them rape Villa tonight
Borussia Dortmund (H) vs Villarreal (A)
Villarreal are a complete shitshow right now they are winless since the start of the season but knowing Dortmund as serial chokers they might hand them their first win of the season
notable injuries: Emre Can (Dortmund's captain) is injured with an ACL injury
pretty much nothing else for this match
FC Porto (H) vs Manchester City (A) Another easy match for City how do they always get so lucky in draws surely Shiekh Mansoor is not bribing UEFA *clueless.png*
interesting fact but Porto have only won 2 in the last 16 matches they played against an English opposition, so they are cooked fr fr evendoe they won all of their matches this season Lille (H) vs Real Betis (A)
ANTONY WILL BTTFO THESE NIGGAS TO THE STONE AGE HE CONQUERED REAL MADRID IN THEIR LAST MATCH WHO GIVES A WHOOT ABOUT LILLE
Real Madrid (H) vs Inter Milan (A) After getting raped by the mighty GOAT of football Antony Real madrid will hope to recover against a very tough inter milan in tonight's main event
Alright, took 22 pages of a word document but I finished the summer transfer window. All prices that were available are in pounds because the website I use is unfortunately Bri*ish. Enjoy
Transfers In-
Mamadou Sangare (Lens, 39 mil)
El Hadji Malick Diouf (West Ham, 35 mil)
Jaidon Anthony (Burnley, 15 mil)
Darwin Guagua (Independiente del Valle, Undisclosed)
Callum Wilson (West Ham, Free)
Transfers Out-
Ethan Pinnock (Coventry City, 6 mil)
Jayden Meghoma (Portsmouth, Loan)
Iwan Morgan (Grimsby Town, Undisclosed)
Jordan Henderson (Chelsea, Free)
Ethan Brierley (Huddersfield, Undisclosed)
Frank Onyeka (Coventry, Undisclosed)
Transfers Out-
Carlos Baleba (Manchester United, 70 mil)
Jan Paul van Hecke (Spurs, 52 mil)
Carl Rushworth (Coventry City, 22.5 mil)
Diego Coppola (Paris FC, 15.3 mil)
Danny Welbeck (Chelsea, 5 mil)
Jeremy Sarmiento (Middlesbrough, 3.4 mil)
Igor Julio (Burnley, 3 mil)
Kamari Doyle (Leicester, Loan)
Caylan Vickers (Burton Albion, Undisclosed)
Harry Howell (Leicester, Loan)
Facundo Buonanotte (Elche, Loan)
Joel Veltman (West Ham, Loan)
Brajan Gruda (RB Leipzig, Loan)
James Milner (Retired)
Chelsea
Transfers In-
Morgan Rogers (Aston Villa, 117 mil)
Maxence Lacroix (Crystal Palace, 52 mil)
Marco Palestra (Atalanta, 47 mil)
Geovany Quenda (Sporting Lisbon, 40 mil)
Valentin Barco (Strasbourg, 34 mil)
Emmanuel Emegha (Strasbourg, 21.6 mil)
Pep Chavarria (Rayo Vallecano, 16.3 mil)
Emiliano Martinez (Aston Villa, 7.5 mil)
Danny Welbeck (Brighton, 5 mil)
Jordan Henderson (Brentford, Free)
Harrison Bettoni (Wigan, Free)
Transfers Out-
Enzo Fernandez (Man City, 125 mil)
Marc Cucurella (Real Madrid, 52 mil)
Andrey Santos (Man United, 50 mil)
Nicolas Jackson (Aston Villa, 47.5 mil)
Liam Delap (Nottingham Forest, 45 mil)
Trevoh Chalobah (Como, 25.7 mil)
Tyrique George (Everton, 18 mil)
Marc Guiu (RB Leipzig, 14.5 mil)
Tosin Adarabioyo (Spurs, 7 mil)
Deivid Washington (Strasbourg, 6.9 mil)
Omari Kellyman (Strasbourg, 5.1 mil)
Jimmy-Jay Morgan (West Brom, 4 mil)
Mykhailo Mudryk (Spurs, Loan)
David Datro Fofana (Servette, Undisclosed)
Robert Sanchez (Como, Loan)
Mamadou Sarr (Real Sociedad, Loan)
Axel Disasi (Crystal Palace, Loan)
Benoit Badiashile (Napoli, Loan)
Alejandro Garnacho (Aston Villa, Loan)
Jesse Derry (Sporting Lisbon, Loan)
Transfers Out-
Maxence Lacroix (Chelsea, 52 mil)
Daniel Munoz (Nottingham Forest, 22 mil)
Danny Imray (Wrexham, 5 mil)
David Ozoh (Derby County, 4 mil)
Justin Devenny (Stoke City, Free)
Borna Sosa (Cologne, Loan)
Joe Whitworth (Wigan, Free)
Brennan Johnson (Everton, Swap)
Everton
Transfers In-
Tyrique George (Chelsea, 18 mil)
Merlin Rohl (Freiburg, 17.3 mil)
Hayden Hackney (Middlesbrough, 16.5 mil)
Christian Norgaard (Arsenal, 7 mil)
Ainsley Maitland-Niles (Lyon, 4.3 mil)
Jack Grealish (Man City, Loan)
Brennan Johnson (Crystal Palace, Swap)
Transfers Out-
Iliman Ndiaye (Man City, 60 mil)
Beto (Fiorentina, 15.4 mil)
Tim Iroegbunam (Hull City, 13 mil)
Nathan Patterson (Torino, Free)
Adam Aznou (Malaga, Loan)
Joel Catesby (Accrington, Loan)
Dwight McNeil (Crystal Palace, Swap)
Idrissa Gueye (Al-Diriyah, Free)
Demi Akarakiri (Cagliari, Free)
Seamus Coleman (Released)
Fulham
Transfers In-
Gonzalo Garcia (Real Madrid, 34.3 mil)
Shea Charles (Southampton, 30 mil)
David Affengruber (Elche, 10.3 mil)
Cesar Palacios (Real Madrid, 8.6 mil)
Jonah Kusi-Asare (Bayern Munich, 5.2 mil)
Manuel Angel (Real Madrid, 3.4 mil)
Hugo Larsson (Eintracht Frankfurt, Loan)
Transfers Out-
Sasa Lukic (Ipswich, 9 mil)
Issa Diop (Ipswich, 8.5 mil)
Steven Benda (Nottingham Forest, Free)
Harry Wilson (Leeds United, Free)
Olly Sanderson (Stevenage, Undisclosed)
Raul Jimenez (Wolves, Free)
Hull City
Transfers In-
Nobel Mendy (Rayo Vallecano, 20 mil)
Konstantinos Tzolakis (Olympiakos, 20 mil)
Lucas Herrington (Colorado Rapids, 17.1 mil)
Ilyas Ansah (Union Berlin, 14.5 mil)
Tim Iroegbunam (Everton, 13 mil)
Mohamed-Ali Cho (Nice, 13 mil)
Christos Mouzakitis (Olympiacos, 12.9 mil)
Brooke Norton-Cuffy (Genoa, 12 mil)
Jens Hjerto-Dahl (Tromso, 10 mil)
Sorba Thomas (Stoke City, 7.5 mil)
Joe Gelhardt (Leeds United, 6.5 mil)
Jack Butland (Rangers, 3.5 mil)
Lucas Gourna-Douath (RB Salzburg, 3.4 mil)
Elliot Stroud (Mjallby, 3 mil)
Robinio Vaz (Roma, Loan)
Hidemasa Morita (Sporting Lisbon, Free)
Matt Targett (Newcastle, Free)
Oscar Zambrano (Maribor, Undisclosed)
Ben Robinson (Preston, Free)
Transfers In-
Julio Enciso (Strasbourg, 26 mil)
Emersonn (Toulouse, 24 mil)
Exequiel Palacios (Bayer Leverkusen, 23.5 mil)
Zian Flemming (Burnley, 20 mil)
Abdul Fatawu (Leicester City, 20 mil)
Abdoul Outtara (Strasbourg, 17 mil)
Florentino Luis (Burnley, 16 mil)
Daizen Maeda (Celtic, 10 mil)
Sasa Lukic (Fulham, 9 mil)
Kjell Scherpen (Union St-Gilloise, 8.6 mil)
Issa Diop (Fulham, 8.5 mil)
Chuba Akpom (Ajax, 7 mil)
Kayne van Oevelen (Volendam, 3.4 mil)
Cedric Kipre (Reims, 1.7 mil)
Chris Atherton (Chelsea, Undisclosed)
Transfers Out-
George Hirst (Stoke City, 6 mil)
Arijanet Muric (Sassuolo, 6 mil)
Harry Clarke (Preston, 3.5 mil)
Wes Burns (Leicester City, 100k)
Kayne van Oevelen (Valencia, Loan)
Ben Johnson (Stoke City, Loan)
Elkan Baggott (Millwall, Undisclosed)
Leeds United
Transfers In-
James Trafford (Man City, 40.5 mil)
Tarik Muharemovic (Sassuolo, 34.1 mil)
Nico Elvedi (Monchengladbach, 6.8 mil)
Michael Zetterer (Eintracht Frankfurt, 4 mil)
Jean-Matteo Bahoya (Eintracht Frankfurt, Loan)
Melvin Bard (Nice, Loan)
Harry Wilson (Fulham, Free)
Transfers Out-
Pascal Struijk (Brighton, 18 mil)
Joe Gelhardt (Hull City, 6.5 mil)
Isaac Schmidt (Young Boys, 1.1 mil)
Largie Ramazani (Burnley, Loan)
Lucas Perri (Torino, Loan)
Sebastiaan Bornauw (Hamburg, Loan)
Joel Piroe (West Ham United, Loan)
Jack Harrison (New England Revolution, Undisclosed)
Maximilian Wober (Shalke 04, Free)
Karl Darlow (Man United, Free)
Illan Meslier (Arsenal, Free)
Transfers Out-
Elliot Anderson (Man City, 116 mil)
Taiwo Awoniyi (Coventry City, 9 mil)
Morato (West Ham, Loan)
Zach Abbot (Southampton Loan)
Omari Hutchinson (AC Milan, Loan)
Dilane Bakwa (Lille, Loan)
Stefan Ortega (Olympiakos, Free)
Jota Silva (Olympiakos, Loan)
Angus Gunn (San Jose Earthquakes, Free)
Sunderland
Transfers In-
Malick Fofana (Lyon, 31 mil)
Dayann Methalie (Toulouse, 24 mil)
Kevin Danso (Spurs, Loan)
Thomas Meunier (Lille, Free)
Transfers Out-
Eliezer Mayenda (Rennes, 17.1 mil)
Anthony Patterson (Wrexham, 8 mil)
Luis Semedo (Clermont Foot, Undisclosed)
Jenson Seelt (Swansea, Loan)
Timothee Pembele (Le Havre, Loan)
Dan Neil (Rangers, Free)
Spurs
Transfers In-
Sandro Tonali (Newcastle, 92.5 mil)
Mateus Fernandes (West Ham, 85 mil)
Savio (Man City, 75 mil)
Jan Paul van Hecke (Brighton, 52 mil)
Tosin Adarabioyo (Chelsea, 7 mil)
Mykhailo Mudryk (Chelsea, Loan)
Omar Marmoush (Man City, Loan)
Cole Ramsey (Aston Villa, Free)
Martin Dubravka (Burnley, Free)
Marcos Senesi (Bournemouth, Free)
Andy Robertson (Liverpool, Free)
Transfers Out-
Luka Vuskovic (Brighton, 46 mil)
Cristian Romero (Atletico Madrid, 34.1 mil)
Djed Spence (Inter Milan, 25.6 mil)
Will Lankshear (Middlesbrough, 20 mil)
Alejo Veliz (Bahia, 7.8 mil)
Ashley Phillips (Middlesbrough, 7 mil)
Alfie Devine (Preston, 6 mil)
Manor Solomon (West Ham, 5 mil)
Tynan Thompson (Man United, 4 mil)
Devin Danso (Sunderland, Loan)
Pape Matar Sarr (Juventus, Loan)
Mikey Moore (Cologne, Loan)
Souza (FC Porto, Loan)
Guglielmo Vicario (Juventus, Loan)
Elijah Upson (Arsenal, Free)
Radu Dragusin (Fiorentina, Loan)
Atletico Madrid
Transfers In-
Cristian Romero (Spurs, 34.1 mil)
Lee Kang-in (PSG, 34 mil)
Morten Hjulmand (Sporting Lisbon, 34 mil)
Alejandro Grimaldo (Bayer Leverkusen, 19 mil)
Issiaka Kamate (Inter Milan, 1.7 mil)
Jonathan David (Juventus, Loan)
Edgar Alcaniz (Levante, Undisclosed)
Ander Astralaga (FC Barcelona, Free)
Barcelona vs Feyenoord (5-1)
really poor showing from Feyenoord my expectations of them were low but holly fuck I didn't know they could be this bad, they defended like shit and let Barca go through them very easily even barca weren't really trying that hard, nothing to say about barcalona performance they are always good attacking wise but you always have to question their defensive tactics, Flick always likes playing a high line even when he is up even the goal they conceded today follows the same scenario of the goals that made them lose so many important matches (look at the inter game from 2 years ago) in the UCL, if barca really wants to compete this year they need to start fixing that issue because better teams will annihilate them by taking advantage of that weakness
Vfb Stuttgart vs Viking (3-1)
that first half was entertaining to watch but the second half doe zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Liverpool vs Atletico Madrid (2-1)
there are two reasons why I didn't like this match before it even started, one is that I hate seeing Livepool play, two I hate seeing Atletico Madrid play thats it.
Liverpool should consider themselves lucky that they have Alisson because that save at 27th minute was insane it basically won them the game.
PSG vs Slovan Bratislava (6-1) >psgwinslol
Sporting CP vs Galatasaray (3-1)
This game should've ended 2-2 but it didn't all thanks to Leroy Sane being so fucking shit that he can't shoot the ball for an easy goal fuck that retarded muttlato Mane was right in punching that faggot when both of them were in Bayren and that Retarded ass penalty the goal keeper literally bluetooth tackled that nigga Suarez and apparently VAR is so fucking blind to see that it was an obvious dive, looks like Sporting still have cash left from selling lots of players for high prices to bribe the refs this season (<--- photo of Sporting CP higherups contacting VAR during the penalty check)
Napoli vs Arsenal (0 - 1)
Honestly this one has been a semen slurper, Napoli are playing one of the least entertaining football styles rivaling Atletico this season, why did they hire Allegri? this guy is one of the biggest terrorists I have ever seen I hate that bald freak, as for arsenal I still dont get why Arteta is picked Eze over that Tzolis guy that nigger only shows up against Tottenham other than that what does this nigga even do?
as for arsenal I still dont get why Arteta is picked Eze over that Tzolis guy that nigger only shows up against Tottenham other than that what does this nigga even do?
Arsenal sold 2 of their left wingers and only brought in one this year. Tzolis has been getting runs during the Premier League while Eze gets more runs in Champions League. I would still want to see how the left side combinations work but Hincapie seems more like a solid pick with Tzolis since Tzolis is more of a traditional winger while Eze being more in the midfield would partner well with Calafiori
Fenerbahce's coach announced after yesterday's champion's league match against AS Rome (1:1) that he would step down from his position but the president of the club said "No you don't" and now he is still coach.
Which is weird bc the same thing happened to Trabzonspor a few weeks ago when they missed qualification for Europa League.
UCL matches of Sep 10th review cuz i forgot to do them lol
Fenerbahçe vs Roma (1-1)
The game was alright, I was happy to see Dybala still alive and kicking considering he was getting injured a lot in the previous seasons
Fenerbahce's coach announced after yesterday's champion's league match against AS Rome (1:1) that he would step down from his position but the president of the club said "No you don't" and now he is still coach.
Which is weird bc the same thing happened to Trabzonspor a few weeks ago when they missed qualification for Europa League.
PSV Eindhoven vs Shaktar Donetsk (1-1)
1-1 semen slurper, I cannot for the life me think of a more boring match than this
Bayern Munchen vs Bodo/Glimt (5-0) >Bayernwinslol
Como vs RB Leipzig (4-1)
RB Liepzig got #FELTED by Como and I enjoyed every second of it plus I noticed that there was no Italian player in the starting 11 for Como, Italybros..... what is your response to this?
Manchester United vs Sabah FK (4-0) >The slayers of Sabah FK
all jokes a side after that unlucky draw with Everton this is a much needed win for united before facing city in the derby.
As for Sabah it must be an inspiring story for their manager, apparently this guy was in the Lithuanian version of who wants to be a millionaire in 2002 and won 4000 litas (thats basically a year's salary in Lithuania at that time) then he used that money to move to England with his wife were he studied football coaching, then managed a lot of teams in Lithuania, Croatia, Latvia, Greece, Hungary, Bulgaria, Cyprus and now managing Azerbaijani team in the UCL !!
Slavia Prague vs Lens (2-3)
Might be the contender for the lamest red card decision I have ever seen in my entire life that Lens player fell so easily you think he is made out of paper total bullshit, even the dude was subbed in for the injured player and he didn't last more than 3 mins to kicked out lmao it reminds me of a certain someone who used to play for Liverpool I think his name was Steven Gerrard
Lens were so fucking lucky in this match holy shit 2 goals in extra time lmao, they used up all their luck in this match expect them to lose every game from now on.
A random instagram account popped up on my FYP of a guy saying he is going to run a mile for every goal Tottenham score this year. Still hasn't run yet
3rd matchday in Bundesliga and we have the first coach getting sacked. Borussia Mönchengladbach lost their first match 3:0 against Leipzig, then they gave a 3:1 lead against newbie Elversberg who also saw a red card and lost 3:4 in the end and now Mönchengladbach lost 5:0 to Freiburg.
Funny thing is that their now ex-coach took over last season also after the 3rd matchday.
the only loss they suffered is where they lost 3-0 to Celtic away during CL qualification but they came back to win 5-1 in the second leg feltening the scouse bastards, AEK are also in form scoring 13 goals in their last three home games without conceding any pretty 
today might not be a very good ebening to Emre because he is missing his 2 essential players for his squad i.e. Onana and Goretzka due to injury plus recent departures of key players like Tielemans, Watkins and Rodgers have really decreased the quality of the squad so what do you think Aston Villa spent all that money they gained from selling these players? they Bought Garnacho and Nicolas Jackson 
If I was Emre right now I would be on Suicide watch
