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Onni Kalsarikännit said:
Who?
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Salah. Deal is up to 200 mil now


Onni Kalsarikännit said:
Everyone expected him to leave and it will hurt is us as he was obviously our best player last season. But 90 mil is ok. Just sucks that we last a lot of player this season who were important in the last 1-2 seasons. Sow (Sevilla), Kolo Muani (PSG), Lindstrom (Neapoli), Kamada (Lazio) this season, the season before we lost Kostic. And we lost Ragnar Ache, a very promissing young talent, to Kaiserslautern.
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As of now, deal is off. No idea why but he is staying


Onni Kalsarikännit said:
And I have never heard of this guy before so I have no idea if he will be a good replacement for any of the guys mentioned above.
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I listened to a guy who had pretty decent knowledge of this. Was a decent winger



Atletico going after Hojberg after Fulham's approach was rejected by the player


Tottenham made a 40 mil offer for Gallagher. Verbal offer to Chelsea atm


Rob Holding to Crystal Palace for 4 mil


Maatsen deal to Burnley is off with player preferring to stay at Chelsea

James McAtee has agreed to join Sheffield United on a season long loan from City


Sinisterra to Bournemouth from Leeds


Augsburg sign Tanganga from Tottenham on season long loan with obligation to buy


Luton trying to sign Lokonga on season long loan from Arsenal


Bella-Kotchap move to Bayern is done


Al-Ittihad are prepared to break the transfer record for Salah
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
As of now, deal is off. No idea why but he is staying
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Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Augsburg sign Tanganga from Tottenham on season long loan with obligation to buy
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Augsburg had a real big-brain move the last 48 hours. They sold one of their most important players, Berisha, to a league concurrent, TSG Hoffenheim, and were trying to replace him with a guy from Sturm Graz (Austria) but the guy failed the med check and now the deal is off.

DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Bella-Kotchap move to Bayern is done
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Wait, what??? Yesterday it was all about him joining Dortmund and now he is going to Bayern. The fuck is going on?!
 
Onni Kalsarikännit said:
Augsburg had a real big-brain move the last 48 hours. They sold one of their most important players, Berisha, to a league concurrent, TSG Hoffenheim, and were trying to replace him with a guy from Sturm Graz (Austria) but the guy failed the med check and now the deal is off.
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German transfer window is now closed


Onni Kalsarikännit said:
Wait, what??? Yesterday it was all about him joining Dortmund and now he is going to Bayern. The fuck is going on?!
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The magic of the transfer window
 
Onni Kalsarikännit said:
And we will still see some wild transfers incoming bc the Saudi transfer window is open until 20th Sep. This might legit fuck with some clubs.
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Salah is the big one that comes to mind. Everyone has a price and breaking the transfer record fee by tens of millions might do it


Dominguez from Bologna has signed with Forest. This team just puts together a new roster of players every year ffs


Felix contract has been extended to 2028 to protect his value while he was loaned to Barca
 
Klopp was already crying about the duration of the Saudi transfer window, I can only imagine his reaction if he loses his best player, even if for a high fee.
 
Onni Kalsarikännit said:
Wait, what??? Yesterday it was all about him joining Dortmund and now he is going to Bayern. The fuck is going on?!
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Bella-Kotchap deal has also fallen through. Gravenberch still going through



Personal Jesus said:
Klopp was already crying about the duration of the Saudi transfer window, I can only imagine his reaction if he loses his best player, even if for a high fee.
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I think he whines about it now but he would be pissed if they don't have a war chest in January
 
Arijon Ibrahimovic has been loaned to Frosinone from Bayern with an option to buy


Charlie McNeal has gone to Stevenage from Manchester United on loan for the season

Apparently Ekiteke tried joining Crystal Palace without permission from PSG

Patson Daka on loan to Bournemouth from Leicester


Davy Klaasan to Inter from Ajax

Soumare to Sevilla on loan from Leicester

Italy window is shut. This shuts the door on Greenwood going to Lazio


Luton to sign Lokonga on loan from Arsenal

Dagba on loan to Auxerre from PSG


PSV paid Napoli 15 mil for Lozano
 
Europa League groups

Group A: Wes Ham, SC Freiburg, Olympiacos, TSC (Serbia)
Group B: Ajay Amsterdam, Marseille, Brighton Albion, AEK Athens
Group C: Rangers, Real Betis, Sparta Prague, Aris Limassol (Cyprus)
Group D: Atalanta, Sporting CP, Sturm Graz, Rakow Czestochowa
Group E: Liverpool, LASK (Austria), Union Saint-Gilloise, Toulouse
Group F: Villareal, Rennes, Maccabi Haifa, Panathinaikos
Group G: AS Roma, Slavia Prague, Sheriff Tiraspol, Servette (CH)
Group H: Bayer Leverkusen, Qarabag (Azerbaijan), Molde, BK Häcken


Conference League groups

Group A: Lille, Slovan Bratislava, Olimpija Ljublijana, Ki (Faroe)
Group B: Gent, Maccabi Tel Aviv, Zorya Luhansk, Breidablik (Iceland)
Group C: Dinamo Zagreb, Viktoria Plzen, Astana (Kazakhstan), Ballkani (Kosovo)
Group D: Club Brugge, Bodo/Klimt (Norway), Besiktas, Lugano (CH)
Group E: AZ Alkmaar, Aston Villa, Legia Warsaw, Zrinjski Mostar (B&H)
Group F: Ferencvaros (Hungary), Fiorentina, Genk, Cukaricki (Serbia)
Group G: Eintracht Frankfurt, PAOK, HJK (Finland), Aberdeen
Group H: Fenerbahce, Ludogerets Razgrad (Bulgaria), Spartak Trnava, Nordsjaelland (DK)

For the first time ever clubs from Iceland and Faroe Islands and Bosnia & Herzegovina are competing.
Fuck you UEFA for making me typing all this Czrkehcha and Khrchrha and Cthulhu club names.
 
Onni Kalsarikännit said:
For the first time ever clubs from Iceland and Faroe Islands and Bosnia & Herzegovina are competing.
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Conference league finally did its job


Juan Mata to Vissel Kobe. Apparently they need one spaniard at the club at all times


Kolo Muani move back on. Sorry @Onni Kalsarikännit

Tottenham have made a late approach to sign Chelsea's Chalobah on loan

Nice have terminated Kasper Schmeichel's contract. He is now a free agent

American Lyndon Gooch to Stoke City from Sunderland

Getafe are the new frontrunners to sign Greenwood on loan from United

Bella Kotchap, after missing out on Dortmund and Bayern, looks likely to go to PSV
 
Onni Kalsarikännit said:
Europa League groups

Group A: Wes Ham, SC Freiburg, Olympiacos, TSC (Serbia)
Group B: Ajay Amsterdam, Marseille, Brighton Albion, AEK Athens
Group C: Rangers, Real Betis, Sparta Prague, Aris Limassol (Cyprus)
Group D: Atalanta, Sporting CP, Sturm Graz, Rakow Czestochowa
Group E: Liverpool, LASK (Austria), Union Saint-Gilloise, Toulouse
Group F: Villareal, Rennes, Maccabi Haifa, Panathinaikos
Group G: AS Roma, Slavia Prague, Sheriff Tiraspol, Servette (CH)
Group H: Bayer Leverkusen, Qarabag (Azerbaijan), Molde, BK Häcken


Conference League groups

Group A: Lille, Slovan Bratislava, Olimpija Ljublijana, Ki (Faroe)
Group B: Gent, Maccabi Tel Aviv, Zorya Luhansk, Breidablik (Iceland)
Group C: Dinamo Zagreb, Viktoria Plzen, Astana (Kazakhstan), Ballkani (Kosovo)
Group D: Club Brugge, Bodo/Klimt (Norway), Besiktas, Lugano (CH)
Group E: AZ Alkmaar, Aston Villa, Legia Warsaw, Zrinjski Mostar (B&H)
Group F: Ferencvaros (Hungary), Fiorentina, Genk, Cukaricki (Serbia)
Group G: Eintracht Frankfurt, PAOK, HJK (Finland), Aberdeen
Group H: Fenerbahce, Ludogerets Razgrad (Bulgaria), Spartak Trnava, Nordsjaelland (DK)

For the first time ever clubs from Iceland and Faroe Islands and Bosnia & Herzegovina are competing.
Fuck you UEFA for making me typing all this Czrkehcha and Khrchrha and Cthulhu club names.
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Villa fans just need to pack an old fat guy with a hip replacement to fend off the AZ Ultras
 
I thought Roma was set to be a title contender but it seems they are more likely to battle against relegation. They have been pretty shitty this year so far.
 
Dortmund just finished their game against 1. FC Heidenheim. It's the first time Heidenheim ever plays in 1. Bundesliga and they lost their first two games.

Dortmund made the 1:0 in the 7th minute. Then they scored the 2:0 but it was scrubbed bc hand play. Then they got a penalty -bc of hand play- and made the 2:0.
2nd half started and Heidenheim made the 2:1 but it was scrubbed bc of, you guessed it, hand play. Around the 60th minute they finally made the 2:1 and then they got a penalty kick bc Haller used his hand to slap a Heidenheim player.

The battle of the hands ended 2:2.

Dortmund now has 1 win and 2 draws and in none of the games they looked good. PSG, Inter and Newcastle are going to murder them.
 
Looks like the baldy might make it.


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Newcastle attempting to get Loris on loan from Tottenham


Ruben Aguilar to Lens from Monaco

Omobamidele to Forest from Norwich

Apparently Chelsea were willing to let Galligher go on 50 mil. But since no one wanted him, they are working out a new long term deal

Bella-Kotchap is a loan to PSV

Loris is also rumored to be going to Nice with the club offering a huge contract for the Frenchman

Despite not getting either signing, Bayern have let Gravenberch go to Liverpool

Amrabat has also signed for United

Manchester United academy product Logan Pye has joined Burnley for an undisclosed amount

Kolo Muani has signed his deal and is officially a PSG player

Alvaro Odriozola has rejoined Real Sociedad from Real Madrid. Signed up until 2029

Lyon get Diego Moreira on loan from Chelsea

Cancelo to Barca is confirmed. Rumors of other clubs trying to hijack the deal have failed

Only a little while before the window shuts. Get excited kiwi bros
 
Personal Jesus said:
Poor Karius, will always be a fourth option at best there.
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They are certainly looking to make sure he never plays there



Eric Garcia has been loaned out to Girona from Barca

van de Beek is staying at Manchester United. Kinda crazy how much deadwood is still left at that club. van de Beek, McTominay, Fred, Martial, Maguire, and Bailly are still employed by them. No idea how they get rid of them without just cutting their losses and paying them to leave

Rob holding to Crystal Palace is complete. 1 mil plus 2.5 mil in add ons

Josh Tymon to Stoke City from Swansea

GETAFE HAVE SIGNED MASON GREENWOOD ON LOAN. Incredible

Juan Bernat has signed with Benfica on loan from PSG

The window in England is closed. We did it Kiwi bros
 
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