Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too.

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Water sucks! It really really sucks!

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Gayderaid got wut da plants crayv.

 

[Saint Agustin]

Gaytorade makes you gay.

 

[Table Country]

I think it has something to do with the acidic content. For some reason acid in your drink quenches your thirst better than water, though I don't know if it hydrates you any better. I remember seeing some gay youtube man talk about how Roman soldiers would drink water mixed with vinegar to keep their thirst down during long marches.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

You’re drinkin the wrong kind of water

 

[byuu]

Carbonated water is all you need.

 

[Beak Thing]

Gatorade. Not even once.

 

[Beak Thing]

Here is your brain on Gatorade.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

You’re drinkin the wrong kind of water

Water? Like from the toilet?

 

[The Luigi Player]

Sounds like a gay porno ad

where I sign up

 

[Piss Bear]

Both have a shitton of sugar inside of them and therefore drinking it over water makes you a little pussy. Water tastes fucking GREAT. Change my mind.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Gatorade has water in it. Checkmate, atheists.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I've been hungover and gone to the gas station to get some Gatorade. I grab a bottle of green stuff thinking it's going to be lemon-lime flavored. Open it and drink it and it's fucking cucumber and almost puke. Why the fuck would you make cucumber Gatorade?

I've done this more than once so now I get red or blue.

 

[Buttz McSmellington]

Why the fuck would you make cucumber Gatorade?

Mexicans.

 

[Chicken Neck Nelly]

You must have been drinking that gay frog water, bro

 

[Jason Wynn]

PowerAde beats them both.

 

[Cats]

MAN SMOKES A PICKLE

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

MAN SMOKES A PICKLE

Gentlemen, which brings me to my next point: Don’t smoke crack.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

just filter your gatorade and it's fine

 

[DankSmoker]

just filter your gatorade and it's fine

I prefer boiling it.