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Archie_Kimkicker said:
I suspect the Popenker book is completely DOA at this point.
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AGPinochet said:
Evans whines about the Portland furry shooter...
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Oh man, did I miss something funny?

AGPinochet said:
...whines about 2A orgs not caring.
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lmao what the fuck are they supposed to do? Devise fur-suit carry options? You don't see them saying shit when gangbangers blow each other away, and they shouldn't either. If I was a furfag, I would never be unarmed around furfag strangers, hell, even around furfags I knew.
 
HumptiDouji said:
lmao what the fuck are they supposed to do? Devise fur-suit carry options? You don't see them saying shit when gangbangers blow each other away, and they shouldn't either. If I was a furfag, I would never be unarmed around furfag strangers, hell, even around furfags I knew.
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The only appropriate carry weapon when around furfags is a 6-shot 40mm rotary gas grenade launcher.
 
Weapon? Just carry around gasoline and wire to seal the doors shut. Be sure to disable the sprinklers first.

EDIT: No, not in Minecraft.
 
Archie_Kimkicker said:
Incorrect. It is a pressurized vessel containing napalm. With a backup of any firearm that has commercially-available white phosphorus ammo.
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Let's meet halfway and take the cheaper option: just carry a spray bottle of Lysol all-purpose cleaner. A puff of the stuff is likely to dissolve furries on the spot with how filthy most of them seem to be in real life.
 
Trig.Point said:
I haven't watched it, but Karl was offered a wargaming sponsership, a company that sponsers some of the best military history YouTubers out there. Instead of just saying no thank you, he read out the correspondance in a video and made it so that no corporate sponser will ever touch him with a 10 foot pole.
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He's done that at least one other time too, where he shared on Facebook a cunty email he sent some random company that had emailed him about a sponsorship. He always has to make these things into a spectacle of spergery rather than doing what a sane person would do and ignore the email or politely decline and not make a big deal of it, but he's gotta get those brownie points by proudly declaring he will not bow to any sponsor. I'm hoping for him to one day be hard up for cash and we get a recreation of this:
 
Corn Flakes said:
Most likely suspect was another disgruntled furry.

So here's your lesson: even furries want to gas other furries.
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It was never conclusively proven what the gas was, and afaik no materials were found there and the cops didn't do any serious investigating. News articles at the time somewhat implied it was just strong bleach fumes in a stairwell that made people feel sick.

My pet theory is some cleaning lady spilled bleach and they tried to turn it into a hate crime to bolster their persecution narrative.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
He's done that at least one other time too, where he shared on Facebook a cunty email he sent some random company that had emailed him about a sponsorship. He always has to make these things into a spectacle of spergery rather than doing what a sane person would do and ignore the email or politely decline and not make a big deal of it, but he's gotta get those brownie points by proudly declaring he will not bow to any sponsor. I'm hoping for him to one day be hard up for cash and we get a recreation of this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KjB6r-HDDI0
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