Law Georgia man behind beloved Rick and Morty segment sentenced to life - TMS News non-exclusive

Denver Fenton Allen, a mentally ill Georgia man, and the inspiration behind a segment from beloved cartoon property Rick and Morty, was sentenced to life in prison after voicing concerns to a judge over his court-appointed lawyer making unwanted sexual advances toward him. The judge denied his request for a new lawyer, making statements that contained homophobic overtones before holding Mister Allen in contempt. This has been TMS News. To read more about this story, visit: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/1...k-and-morty-courtroom-exchange-gets-life.html

 

[FierceBrosnan]

 

[Dirt McGirt]

He must have one of the highest IQs ever seen

 

[MookBong]

Imagine that your final moments are being stabbed to death in prison by a crazed aspie who's screaming "LUBADUBADUB I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIICK" throughout the act.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I'm not gonna lie, this shit was absolutely fucking hilarious, and one of the things, for me, that can't be marred by the fandom.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Denver Fenton Allen, 33, pleaded guilty Monday after Judge Billy Sparks denied Allen’s motion that he killed Stephen Rudolph Nalley in self-defense after just five days in the Floyd County Jail

Arguing over Szechuan sauce is not self defense.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

After further investigation, some of those comments for the article are so cringey.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I'm not gonna lie, this shit was absolutely fucking hilarious, and one of the things, for me, that can't be marred by the fandom.

I'd never watched Rick and Morty before seeing that. Imagine my surprise when it lead down that rabbit hole.

That video should live on in internet fame long after that show and it's creators are tilled under by twitter accusations of misconduct.

 

[CWCchange]

Imagine that your final moments are being stabbed to death in prison by a crazed aspie who's screaming "LUBADUBADUB I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIICK" throughout the act.

Imagine the prisoners in the shower taunting him with that as they pickle his asshole.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

georgia man did nothing wrong

 

[The Great Chandler]

Probably the only good thing in the show.

 

[Male]

Wubba wubba dub dub
Better hold onto the soap and scrub!
Don't be shouting that you're Pickle Rick
Or else you'll be feeling someone's pickled dick!

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I'm not gonna lie, this shit was absolutely fucking hilarious, and one of the things, for me, that can't be marred by the fandom.

Personally, I prefer this version. Yeah, it's not complete and the quality is lower, but at the same time it isn't censored so it packs more punch.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Personally, I prefer this version. Yeah, it's not complete and the quality is lower, but at the same time it isn't censored so it packs more punch.

Funnily that video skips over a few parts for seemingly no reason.

This one is more complete and from the same event.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Funnily that video skips over a few parts for seemingly no reason.

This one is more complete and from the same event.

Ah, I didn't know this one existed. I know the one I posted was shorter because apparently the guy recording it didn't have enough space on his phone and scrambled to make more.

Nice find!

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

original transcript for the literate.

https://imgur.com/a/skffp

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

This was,hands down, the best transcript I ever read.

10 outa 10

Would fap again.

 

[Hyperion]

Imagine that your final moments are being stabbed to death in prison by a crazed aspie who's screaming "LUBADUBADUB I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIICK" throughout the act.

That's going to be the final fate of many Millennials and at least three Kiwis. It's probably going to be kengle with the shiv.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

If this guy had had any sense he'd have started a patreon and used the money donated to him by a bunch of szechuan-crazed mortards to hire better legal counsel.

 

[Cosmos]

I'm not gonna lie, this shit was absolutely fucking hilarious, and one of the things, for me, that can't be marred by the fandom.

This is fucking legendary. I can't believe this exchange actually happened in real life, in a real courtroom. I know judges should never let things escalate that far and should never fight with defendants, but if he didn't, this amazing piece of history wouldn't exist.