Give the above user reparations

[JambledUpWords]

The reparations don’t have to be monetary. Simply judge the above user and assume their identity (race, ethnicity, sexuality, gender, etc.) and give accordingly. Reparations can be items, money, sexual favors, etc. If you think the above user has more privilege than you, you can demand reparations and what those reparations are. Have fun!

 

[Maskull]

Gimme dat grocery money, fatty.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Your avatar is a white male and I’m a lesbian, so I demand $400 for being more marginalized than you

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

 

[JambledUpWords]

It looks like you’re part of AntiFa, in that case, I’ll give you a blowjob to do my part in the revolution

 

[Un Platano]

If NUF$ were still around I'd give everyone some as reparations but all kiwicurrency has been voided and thus I am unable to give any reparations.

 

[Xenomorph]

Mira, here is some money to go buy some Pernil, Champagne Soda some flan and some Cafe Bustello.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

I'm black and angry, everyone give me money and valuables now or I will burn the computer that this forum is on and it will be gone forevre

 

[TheBest]

gibs

 

[Wraith]

Here's one first class ticket to Africa, right where your ancestors were taken.
Here's an AK-47 and 19 magazines loaded with high quality ammo to get you started.
Here's an Elmo lunch box and a pair of expensive Nike sneakers.
And one package of Mentos, the fresh maker!
GO GET THAT LAND THAT'S OWED TO YOU FOR HAVING YOUR ANCESTORS CAPTURED BY OTHER AFRICANS AND SOLD INTO SLAVERY! I HAVE FAITH IN YOU!

Spoiler

Goes back to playing Japanese video games.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

Here's one first class ticket to Africa, right where your ancestors were taken.
Here's an AK-47 and 19 magazines loaded with high quality ammo to get you started.
Here's an Elmo lunch box and a pair of expensive Nike sneakers.
And one package of Mentos, the fresh maker!
GO GET THAT LAND THAT'S OWED TO YOU FOR HAVING YOUR ANCESTORS CAPTURED BY OTHER AFRICANS AND SOLD INTO SLAVERY! I HAVE FAITH IN YOU!

Spoiler

Goes back to playing Japanese video games.

thanks I guess but I know you can dig deeper in your wallet than that to repent for 500 years of slavery. do better. also you can keep the ticket to Africa, I will use these supplies to take back my city here in America from the white devil instead

 

[Jason Wynn]

You're an Italian guy who likes anime.

I'll give you a flashdrive of Inuyasha and call it good.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

As a dirty, unkempt, unshaven man you must be an anarchist and I pay you reparations in the form of bullets from my gun.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

You say you are into degenerate things for "ironic" purposes, yet everyone knows that you are really ashamed at the man you have become, I'll give you a soul searching journey to rid yourself of that pain

 

[TaimuRadiu]

As an ass eating cunt I give you your reparations: 40 acres in Australia, filled with donkeys

 

[Crocketron]

More bishounen than most people here.

 

[Baseton Repillé]

Say, you're an eldritch horror. Would you be interested in some souls of the damned?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I was going to upload a Dr. Phil meme, but the attach files button is not working for me.

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

Have some whiskey potatoenigger

 

[JambledUpWords]

You have to pay me $20,000 for being associated with the Confederacy