Globohomo Prediction Thread

[DerKryptid]

Give me your wildest predictions for what globohomo will do next, and then wait to see if they came true or not.

I'll start:

Big Homo will begin copyrighting geographic landmarks, and will copyright strike you if you happen to share a photo you took of said landmark or location.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

You will eat bugs, live in a pod, and watch nothing but gay porn.

 

[Dom Cruise]

The whole trans thing is laying the groundwork for transhumanism, for people being to able edit their genes or become cyborgs and shit.

 

[NigKid]

for people being to able edit their genes

That's going to be the funniest shit, cause you know the first few are gonna turn out weird

 

[Mr Bunny]

Can your mom survive the amount of kids i'm gonna make her shit out?

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

Sex toys will become a part of healthcare/welfare provisions.

 

[Coolio55]

Back to the tried and tested workhouse/factory town system used in the industrial revolution.

 

[X Prime]

Sex toys will become a part of healthcare/welfare provisions.

My understanding is that some sexual devices are already covered by Medicaid.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

My understanding is that some sexual devices are already covered by Medicaid.

 

[Erich Honecker]

Twitter will implement policies requiring users to provide their real name and identification in order to use an account, with the stated aim being to combat racist abuse and conspiracies. This will begin the slow downfall of the site similar to the Tumblr porn ban as the only people left using it will be journos, politicians and brand accounts.

 

[likeacrackado]

The whole trans thing is laying the groundwork for transhumanism, for people being to able edit their genes or become cyborgs and shit.

On this topic: once gene editing becomes widespread the human dna will begin to be treated like seeds from Monsanto. You won't even really "own" your own body.

 

[Lemmingwise]

The whole trans thing is laying the groundwork for transhumanism, for people being to able edit their genes or become cyborgs and shit.

More like dehumanism.

On this topic: once gene editing becomes widespread the human dna will begin to be treated like seeds from Monsanto. You won't even really "own" your own body.

I think this is really farfetched in a time where I have to take experimental gene therapy to go on a date to the movies. Conspiracy theorist!

 

[Some Badger]

Whitepill Time! Globohomo trying to get America to go peak soy on everything will prove to be too costly to implement and our economy will collapse under the weight of bullshit social programs, forever wars and a rapidly diminishing supply chain, bringing the West down with it.

We'll all be miserable and/or probably dead, but given the gay space communism future we have to look forward to as is being attempted into fruition by our brown dilating genderblob overlords, I see death as a win.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

Twitter will implement policies requiring users to provide their real name and identification in order to use an account, with the stated aim being to combat racist abuse and conspiracies. This will begin the slow downfall of the site similar to the Tumblr porn ban as the only people left using it will be journos, politicians and brand accounts.

Isn't that just twitter today?

 

[Billy Beer]

Eating red meat will be tied to white masculinity, which is toxic and racist. Meat eaters will be shamed for being Nazis and racists.

Chicken will be pushed, as it's full of oestrogen to help with the conversion of men to faggots.

 

[Certified_Autist]

I have two thoughts.

The first: At some point they will try to replace modern money with something else. They may or may not try to justify the change because of inflation. Going in line with the other predictions in this thread about a social credit system and de-anonymizing the internet, this new currency will probably be tied to that system, i.e. online rule-breaking could be punished with fines or suspended payments. The suggestions of UBI were pushed on purpose as a test to see how people would react, because this new currency would probably be distributed in a UBI-like fashion.

I've also heard theories that this new currency would be digital and would have an "expiration date" to make it impossible to save money and force you to spend it to keep the economy afloat. Not as sure about that one though.

My second thought, this is more something that relates to America specifically: Within the next 10-20 years there will be a movement to replace the American flag with something else. The flying of LGBT flags and BLM flags at military parades and at foreign embassies is a test run for this. A lot of globalist rhetoric is already pretty open about how they hate any form of nationalism or national pride. And the American flag is still a strong nationalist/cultural symbol in many parts of the country, so naturally globohomo will take issue with it.

Their future argument for removing the American flag will be the same argument they used for the Confederate flag- they will say something along the lines of "That flag represents an imperialist colonialist government that was racist/sexist/etc so it's offensive to minorities." Any arguments relating to the American flag's cultural heritage or historical significance will be ignored or mocked, and the people making those arguments will be accused of being closet racists. They already used this playbook for the Confederate flag and it worked, so if they go after the American flag they will use it again.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Here's a greypill, I predict globalhomo will fail when the US inevitably Balkanizes along racial lines after a bloody race war, which would collapse the global economy and likely plunge the world into another dark age. However this will also result in Europeans retaking their countries finally understanding multiculturalism has failed

 

[I Love Beef]

The whole trans thing is laying the groundwork for transhumanism, for people being to able edit their genes or become cyborgs and shit.

I'd like to give you an optimism rating, because I wouldn't be able to see this happening. Globohomo doesn't want freedom, it wants control, and especially over what you want to do. Being able to edit your genes is likely the last things they'd want you to do, other than for themselves. If anything they'd likely pull some Illuminati/secret society shit where they keep all of the paragon building therapies but leave the more degenerate stuff for the masses. Remember Batman Beyond and Splicing?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

A hacker from China will take over this site and turn it into some Chinese version of Kiwi Farms.

Mark my words.

 

[Certified_Autist]

A hacker from China will take over this site and turn it into some Chinese version of Kiwi Farms.

Mark my words.

Xiwi farms