Careercow Grant MacDonald - The Creator of Ram Ranch With an Inappropriate Interest in His Nephew

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[All links here are pretty NSFW, unless you like having the words "FIFTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWER!" blast through your speakers]

Grant MacDonald is a musician from Toronto, Canada. He first came to my attention when his music was featured on the Worst Things For Sale blog last summer. The first thing that you notice about his work is the music. Virtually every song is a backing track with Mr. MacDonald shouting over the top about how he would enjoy some gay sex now, please, and preferably with cowboys or his current fixation, Prince Harry. Here, browse to your heart's content.
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_nr_i_15?rh=k:Grant MacDonald,i:digital-music&keywords=Grant MacDonald&ie=UTF8&qid=1420063958&ajr=2

What makes him so fascinating to me is the scope of his ambitions. Grant is not just content to be a professional sex wanter, he's also begun a career as a filmmaker. This gives him an even better platform than his music to talk about his feelings on J.P. Getty, namely that they owe his family (who I suspect own a bank, given contextual clues in his work) "a billion bucks" according to the song "A Billion Bucks." His film Getty is viewable in full on IMDB, where he outlines the full extent of... something. Here, watch for yourself, if you want to see someone point a camera at newspaper clippings for 39:44.

Grant MacDonald's twitter, @GrantMacDonald, helps keep you updated on new releases, which is good because he writes and releases at least one new song onto Spotify, Amazon and iTunes every Tuesday pretty much without exception (use the Spotify option. I don't know why you would pay for this stuff). I don't understand why he does any of it, but after a few months of watching this guy I have gained a weird kind of respect for his relentless output, and also his stubborn insistence on not using any kind of rhyme or meter scheme in most of this songs.

So, in summary, if you like listening to people talk over a backing track about how many speedo cowboys are going "deep deep deep, deep deep deep" into an orifice or watching people map out a conspiracy theory about J.P. Getty, Grant MacDonald is your guy. Also, due to his crazy high rate of content production, I'm never sitting around wondering "when will G-Mac release his next song?" because I always know the answer: Tuesday.
 
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Sorry for reviving a dead thread, but Grant MacDonald has been prolifically making music since 2014. In fact, Grant Macdonald has made at least seven hundred sequels to Ram Ranches, most of which have been deleted off of YouTube and are no longer available. The total runtime of all his music easily total several days.

However, his Discord moderator, Evans, has made a YouTube channel with his first 10 Ram Ranches. I have not been on the Discord in more than 5 years, but they may be on there if anybody dares.

You only need to listen to Ram Ranch 1 and Ram Ranch 7 to get an idea of what his music is like.

A bit of background on Grant. Grant's own account is that he wanted to be a country singer, inspired by Brokeback Mountain. However, after trying to get a career at Nashville, he was not able to get a record deal with his idea of romantic country music (it is extremely sexual, it is not country, barely qualifies as music).

However, from 2016 to today, Grant has amassed a moderate Discord following. Many of his songs post-Ram Ranch 7 (once again, unavailable on YouTube), are references and shoutouts to random orbiters on Discord.

A very unique, interesting lolcow, very likely a performance artist with a streak of crazy.
 
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Staticness said:
So Grant is currently imprisoned because he did something only someone out of Ram Ranch could do: He leaked his nephew’s nudes.

This is mildly concerning because Canada might subject him to MAID, especially if Shawn gets PoA over him and stands to inherit what he has left. What a way to go.
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First Viper the Rapper and now Grant MacDonald? What is making all the meme musicians get into legal trouble recently?

It should also be noted that iirc Grant is a legitimate faggot so there is probably not an innocent reason for him having his nephew’s nudes.

Assuming of course that this is true and not reddit bs.
 
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Staticness said:
So Grant is currently imprisoned because he did something only someone out of Ram Ranch could do: He leaked his nephew’s nudes.

This is mildly concerning because Canada might subject him to MAID, especially if Shawn gets PoA over him and stands to inherit what he has left. What a way to go.
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28 US marines pulling up in black
Ford Raptor Trucks
helicopters landing
Ram Ranch is under siege
 
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From Wikipedia:
[Ram Ranch] came to prominence in 2022 during the Canada convoy protest.[2] The song was used by counter-protesters to flood Zello channels, to troll protesters attending and organizing the protests.[4][5]

The hashtag #RamRanchResistance was formed on Twitter as a means of identifying counter-protesters.[3]

MacDonald said he was "totally elated that my song could be used to stand up for science" in response to the use of his song in counter-protesting.[6] On February 14, with the occupation still in progress, MacDonald released an EP, Ottawa Truckers, which referenced both the Ottawa protests and "Ram Ranch".[7] The EP's single 20-minute track was later featured on MacDonald's album Truckers.[8]
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Fuck this faggot lmao
 
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Staticness said:
So Grant is currently imprisoned because he did something only someone out of Ram Ranch could do: He leaked his nephew’s nudes.

This is mildly concerning because Canada might subject him to MAID, especially if Shawn gets PoA over him and stands to inherit what he has left. What a way to go.
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The main question I have is: Why does he even have his nephew‘s nudes in the first place?
 
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i never knew this guy had a thread there was a good documentary on him including the lore between him gavin newsome and the getty oil company

Seafarer said:
First Viper the Rapper and now Grant MacDonald? What is making all the meme musicians get into legal trouble recently?

It should also be noted that iirc Grant is a legitimate faggot so there is probably not an innocent reason for him having his nephew’s nudes.

Assuming of course that this is true and not reddit bs.
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lol all of the meme rappers i listened to in 2020 are getting arrested lil boom another rapper also got into legal trouble recently lil B is the only one thats not been arrested meme rapper bros on suicide watch
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From Wikipedia:

[Ram Ranch] came to prominence in 2022 during the Canada convoy protest.[2] The song was used by counter-protesters to flood Zello channels, to troll protesters attending and organizing the protests.[4][5]

The hashtag #RamRanchResistance was formed on Twitter as a means of identifying counter-protesters.[3]

MacDonald said he was "totally elated that my song could be used to stand up for science" in response to the use of his song in counter-protesting.[6] On February 14, with the occupation still in progress, MacDonald released an EP, Ottawa Truckers, which referenced both the Ottawa protests and "Ram Ranch".[7] The EP's single 20-minute track was later featured on MacDonald's album Truckers.[8]

Fuck this faggot lmao
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LMAO how did i miss this
 
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Rudolf's Friend said:
fun fact in Ram Ranch 700 he says the phrase "40 naked niggers". It is generally assumed this was why his songs were taken off of youtube.
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There's at least two others where he drops the hard-R multiple times.

Dude was all about the naked niggers, whether riding up to the ranch on wild horses or boarding the starship in outer space.
 
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Seafarer said:
MacDonald said he was "totally elated that my song could be used to stand up for science" in response to the use of his song in counter-protesting.[6] On February 14, with the occupation still in progress, MacDonald released an EP, Ottawa Truckers, which referenced both the Ottawa protests and "Ram Ranch".[7] The EP's single 20-minute track was later featured on MacDonald's album Truckers.[8]
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I expected nothing less from a Canadian.
 
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