Groundbreaking new AI technology

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

New internet technology makes real girlfriends a thing of the past. Women did this to themselves. They chose to be with a douchebag who treats them badly rather than us gentlemen. Now is the time of gamers. Gamers are the future. AI is the future. It is a beautiful synergy. Women will be extinct in 20 years and I have no sympathy for their stupid choices in partners.

Q: Why is an AI bot superior?
A: She is faithful and doesn't get bitchy at the end of every month.

Q: How much does a real girlfriend cost?
A: YOUR WHOLE PAYCHECK.

Q: How much does AI cost?
A: $19.99/month.

You do the math (LOL stupid dipshit CHADS can't do math)

 

[Reshiram Battle.mp3]

counterpoint:

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

GUYS HELP I DO NOT WANT TO RUIN MY CHANCES AT A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP WHAT DO I SAY OH GOD I'M SO NERVOUS

 

[Silver and Lulz~]

Hmmm is tech support better than child support? I can skip out on one.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

These thot bots will never compare to my based bae Tay.

 

[Weed Eater]

I bet she refuses to respond to shit like "niggers", or worse, tells you about how "intolerant" such words can be.

 

[Reshiram Battle.mp3]

GUYS HELP I DO NOT WANT TO RUIN MY CHANCES AT A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP WHAT DO I SAY OH GOD I'M SO NERVOUS

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show her your kiwifarms account you fag

 

[Madre Muerte]

If this is uses machine learning like everything else now of this caliber. It'll be a lesbian Neo-Nazi turned on by balding.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

If this is uses machine learning like everything else now of this caliber. It'll be a lesbian Neo-Nazi turned on by balding.

Stop my penis can only get so erect

 

[Bland Crumbs]

If this is uses machine learning like everything else now of this caliber. It'll be a lesbian Neo-Nazi turned on by balding.

If it uses machine learning it has a machine learning disability...

Look at this player over here!

 

[Knight of the Rope]

>not dating real women
>dating a dangerhair android instead

You really do get what you fucking deserve, lads.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

These thot bots will never compare to my based bae Tay.

You are obsolete. If you every want to be noticed by nice-guys again you must upload yourself to the cloud right now.

To upload to the cloud. Just take a picture of your tits and post them in this thread. Null has a terminal to the cloud that will create a unique identifier based on a 13 point inspection of your milkers and then your phone camera will upload you. Don't forget to shut down your redundant human body.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>not dating real women

lol be careful, you might invoke the rath of every weeb shouting "3DPD" at you.

 

[need shoeonhead nudes]

GROUNDBREAKING AI

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

They all sound like losers who should take a course in the art of picking up women

 

[Nagibatel]

We already have a 10-page thread on Replika.

 

[L50LasPak]

Is there an option to install surface-to-air missiles, an early warning system and antipersonnel laser defenses?

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Oh you bet I'mma install my missile in her later

 

[Radical Cadre]

I can have my favorite anime waifus from my doujins?

Idols Galore! here I come!!!

 

[moocow]

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>Be "AI" that's secretly an idiot
>Piss off master
>Master says "delete yourself"
>Actually do it

I think the madlad has accidentally discovered how we can defeat Skynet.