Guess the Territory/State Using the Worst Clues on Earth

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I had an idea for a game - what if we gave out obtuse clues as to territories/states and others had to guess?
The person to guess it correctly gets to offer up the next obtuse clue.

For example:

What is the name of the area that is the mitten's elf hat? It is famous for having holes and the stuff inside the holes.
 
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What is the name of the area that is the mitten's elf hat? It is famous for having holes and the stuff inside the holes.
I'm thinking Michigan since it KINDA looks like a hat or oddly shaped glove.

What's the state that turned into a meme?
 
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I got one and you can fill both parts in the way you deem fitting as there's not really a wrong answer:
It was a nice (blank) until the (blanks) found out about it and starting moving in or frequenting it.
 
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What is the name of the area that is the mitten's elf hat? It is famous for having holes and the stuff inside the holes.
Minnesota. "Mittens elf" is Mimal, and the holes are lakes. The stuff inside the holes is water.

I've got one. This territory is most famous for being where a six year old boy wanted to run away to.
 
That's the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, right? The Mitten is the LP, of course, and the holes with stuff inside 'em are the copper mines that used to be the basis of the area's economy.
You got it!

Your turn! Or if everyone's going, here's another clue: the face on this state is boldly facing in the direction of "Manifest Destiny." It's known for blue things, both above and below.

The state that leads to the middle of nowhere.
Indiana? Gary, Indiana?
 
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I got one and you can fill both parts in the way you deem fitting as there's not really a wrong answer:
It was a nice (blank) until the (blanks) found out about it and starting moving in or frequenting it.
It was a nice state until the Californians found out about it and started moving in. There are a lot of answers but I mean Colorado.
 
It was a nice state until the Californians found out about it and started moving in. There are a lot of answers but I mean Colorado.
I got a bunch but it's the same people different locations:
It was a nice mall, it was a nice movie theater, it was a nice school, it was a nice grocery store, it was a nice park until basketball americans found out about it. Fuck even Chris Rock had a comedy routine about shopping malls there are two kinds, one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
 
The largest city has too many niggers and the Capitol city has too many libshits
 
You got it!

Your turn! Or if everyone's going, here's another clue: the face on this state is boldly facing in the direction of "Manifest Destiny." It's known for blue things, both above and below.


Indiana? Gary, Indiana?
Sweet. Here's my clue: people might call this place's inhabitants overly commercial, but really it's got more atmosphere than anywhere else on Earth! (hint: it's not a U.S. state)
 
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