Guys did you know the world is flat?

[Pringles Can]

Im actually serious guys. Its not carbonated, and you all think I am insane. Why is that?

 

[JethroTullamore]

Because you’re a Pringle’s can, now go back to being shit-tier chips.

 

[Shidoen]

Women can have flat chests and Gaia is a female version of Earth. Coincidence?

 

[Uncle Phil]

The world is only flat since ya momma sat on it, nigga

 

[Nick Gars]

The earth is actually hollow. The reptilian mole Jews live down there.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Is Carbon-based life breathing out CO² a kind of carbonation? Or does vegetation ensure the flatness of the Earth?

Philosophers since the dawn of Man have wondered, and argued about it. We may never truly know.

 

[TFT-A9]

the world is a jelly donut

 

[Vingle]

 

[Nuggie McTendie]

Listen listen! We gotta use the power of nuggie mctendies to carbonate the earth's oceans to mountain dew!

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Yeah. I'm too smart to be a faggot ass globehead.

 

[Creep3r]

No, she actually has super big tiddies.

 

[TFT-A9]

why is there a Kid Rock song on that map