Guys, I got a little bit of an employment issue. - You see, I thought I was applying to become a subway masturbator.

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

It turns out I was actually applying to be a subway master baker. And they gave me the job, but I don't know how to run a manufacturing facility that pumps out 268,000 pre-cut frozen blobs of dough a day.

Please advise.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

1. Procure gym mat
2. Cut up gym mat
3. Poof! Subway bread

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Eh. They're basically the same job anyway. You'll be fine.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

God imagine how good it would feel to fuck that dough. I would bust fat nuts all day.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

It's ok, you've got a superior job.

Shouldn't be a problem for someone who's quick with his hands.