Happy Birthday Ben Franklin!

RI 360 · Jan 17, 2017

our favorite founding father.

Cuck Norris · Jan 17, 2017

The greatest grannychaser that ever lived. :semperfidelis:

Bassomatic · Jan 18, 2017

Dr. Franklin is a true hero and American to me. God bless and happy Bday.

Cuck Norris · Jan 18, 2017

Bassomatic said:
Dr. Franklin is a true hero and American to me. God bless and happy Bday.

He's my favorite Founder tbh. Madison and Jefferson were pretty dank too.

RI 360 · Jan 18, 2017

"FUCK BITCHES. GET MONEY."
- Dr. Ben Franklin

ICametoLurk · Jan 18, 2017

He got to fuck French whores constantly, and he's on the biggest dollar bill.

Ol' Slag · Jan 18, 2017

Great to use to snort cocaine.

RI 360 · Jan 18, 2017

Ol'_Slag said:
Great to use to snort cocaine.

snuff is not the same as coke

Ol' Slag · Jan 18, 2017

entropyseekswork said:
snuff is not the same as coke

I didn't mean to kill her. How the fuck was I supposed to know you shouldn't shove hundreds down a whores throat?