Has there ever been a "soap in the butt" incident in prison?

[Epic Fail Man]

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[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Maybe it already has happened

 

[discombobulate]

It happened ONE TIME. Stop BOTHERING me about it.

 

[Character from a movie]

listen, soaps that end up inside butts because people slip and fall down on them when they're taking a shower is more common than you think and there's no shame about it. besides, that way you can blow bubbles when you fart

 

[MrTroll]

Who has room for soap in their pooper when there are so many bigger, blacker things in prison to stick up there instead?

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

How else do you clean your pooper?!

Dirty scat whore.

 

[Bongocat]

it happened to me once and a good fellow helped me get it out with his penis

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Putting a bar of soap in your ass whilst in a prison shower is a great way to have your colon perforated by said bar of soap when it gets pushed way in by the British Broadcasting Corporation.

 

[Boom Boss]

Washing your ass is gay.

 

[Crunchy Oats]

@Just A Butt