Have you ever been completely owned? - Ngl it stings to this day.

[Captain Syrup]

As a teen, I was running to catch a light and faceplanted in the street. As I fell, my backpack swung and hit me on the head. A car full of college kids shrieked with laughter and sped off.

I once hit on a miserable and obese frumpy blonde woman. She literally faced the other way to confuse me until I stopped talking. I've never been so brutally rejected. She might as well have just said, "swipe left."

 

[lemonsensei]

When I was in grade school I had an argument with a classmate about whether or not girls had garden hoses…Oh…Oh I was a stupid kid…I thank that kid for proving me wrong. Biggest L of my life.

 

[The Token Ethnic]

I was in grade school and this one tall girl puked right on me and everyone ran to her to help her out while I was completely ignored while covered in puke and bile.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

I bursted out of laughter in public because of intrusive thoughts of funny shit several times. And I still commit this occasionally.

 

[break these cuffs]

No. I make sure to shout out "I'm not owned! I'm not owned!" any time I feel upset or slighted. That way I never lose at anything.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

No, for you see each night I die, and each morning I am born anew. I have never been owned. I am the owner.

I feel like it's not that healthy to sit around thinking about embarrassing shit from when you were younger, especially since 9 out of 10 times it was nowhere near as bad as you remember and you're just projecting your current neuroticism on your past self. You just experienced a "learning incident", that's all.

I bursted out of laughter in public because of intrusive thoughts of funny shit several times. And I still commit this occasionally.

Get outta here with your tumblr talk you cat weirdo.

If you want to laugh to yourself in public then you do, I do it myself sometimes, and then everyone will be jealous because they wish they knew what you were smiling/laughing to yourself about, but they won't, and they never will, and it will haunt them until the day they die, which is the sentence they deserve for the crime of being boring and dour individuals.

 

[Sugriva]

I once made a bad post on Kiwi Farms and got a bunch of neg ratings

Still haunts me to this day

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I once made a bad post on Kiwi Farms and got a bunch of neg ratings

Still haunts me to this day

Why hasn't Null banned mean stickers yet? Literal genocide.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

No it's nawt troo NO ITS NAWT TROO AND IF I HAD TO GUESS I'D SAY YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S OWNED fucking piece of shit motherfucker fuck you oh you wanna holler we can just keep hollering AUGHBLAUGHUGHUGHUGHARRRRRGH

 

[Tism the Return]

I once tried to make awful, Nostalgia Criticesque jokes at the cinema to impress some girl I was dating at the time. I was politely asked to stop talking and I did. Never again.

 

[phattie]

Ya, my nudes leaked when I was 17 and ended up on 4chan and YTMND. I had people calling my house and shit for over a week. Thankfully it ended rather swiftly and I learned a lot of valuable lessons along the way

 

[Skitarii]

My dipshit daughter made the claim that some femboy musician groped her when she was 11, and I had to defend her from internet hackers on 4chan. Consequences were never the same

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I got completely owned in a conversation, and I deserved it. I had literally no response.
I look back at it now and laugh - if I could go back to that moment, I would say to him, "Good one! I've got nothing..."

 

[Freedom Fighter]

No, slavery is illegal.

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

My big tiddy goth gf of 8.5 years walked out of my life, via text message, as I was Ring shopping to propose to her

 

[Macreedy_]

in middle school gym class this older kid asked me if i get bitches and me, playing along, said "oh yeah, every day bro." He said "no you don't" and threw a basketball into the hoop from 10 feet away and literally dunked on me, calling me a pussy after he did it. I laugh about it a lot because its funny, but damn that was an L for the ages.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

In high school during my study period I was seated by this real smoking hot tomboy who had a few common nerd interests with me but she was like way out of my league and an ROTC girl. So anyways she’s usually on her headphones listening to music right? One of the guys comes over and asks me if I’m into her and what I like about her and I begin to explain. I get to “-but her nose-“ and I never get to finish because she fucking decked me right on the spot and I hit the floor. I’ll never forget that. I was so fucking confused.

 

[Skitarii]

My big tiddy goth gf of 8.5 years walked out of my life, via text message, as I was Ring shopping to propose to her

Dw king, I owned her later to make up for it (I currently own her slave contract and she makes me billions producing microplastics)

 

[BootlegPopeye]

Was not paying attention while riding my bike in about 1988 and slammed face first into those big silver outdoor mailboxes. Even remember the loud thud of the metal and then me hitting the ground.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I made a really bombastic introduction/call to arms to a group and one of them said I was trying way too hard to be important.