Have you ever interacted with a lolcow?

TroonsDid911

TroonsDid911

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Obviously pozloading my negholep goes against the fundamental principles of the site, but what if you have interacted with a cow unbeknownst to you or by accident?

This happened to me once when I was playing Siege on ps4. Someone randomly messaged me and told me to teamkill a certain player on the team. Since it was casual I didn't care so I TK'd him. Turns out the guy I shot was WingsOfRedemption. This was way before I ever knew about KiwiFarms.

How bout you guys?
 
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Ethan Ralph doesn't know it; but we have met. It was before he spent the last 12 months becoming what can only be described as a super-cunt.

He had his guard up but he thought I was OK enough; but I know he has lingering suspicions about that night due to him observing something he couldn't quite put his finger on. I departed before he could be certain if I was fishing or not.

I've even been near his house a few times in the last 12 months and thought to prank him but opted not to do, as tempting as it may be.
 
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I had a brief exchange with one in their own thread and coaxed some interesting posts out of him or her.
 
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I used to make comments towards Tommy Tooter. A few of them were genuine advice, and many times they were taunts and insults, just because it was funny to call him out and watch him sperg.

I also used to make comments towards Dee Price. I used to poke fun at her just to watch her sperg. She started constantly PMing me accusing me of being an anti science bigot for some reason.

I miss them both and I wish they would come back.
 
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She started constantly PMing me accusing me
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I personally knew someone who would have made for a good lolcow, but they haven't yet gotten a thread here despite being pretty active on social media.

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Dude was on staff duty and the sdNCO jokingly (very obviously) yelled at him for being in the bathroom too long so he ran out holding shit-covered toilet paper (and with shit-covered hands), stood at parade rest (which smeared shit all over the back of his ACU top).
 
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Yeah, i interacted with Murrlogic1 for a while in /co/ before knowing KF like 3/4 years ago.
Man had a utterly hateboner for TLOK and Asami. I think he's into BDSM about powerful intelligent women can step on him... or buying him Wonderbread.
Jesus. He's insane, but at least in the same level as JustinRPG: harmless for now.
 
Aside from clowning on Tooter here every once in awhile and making Linkara chimp out on Twitter, no. I saw ADF a couple times when I lived in Portland but never interacted with him.
 
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I've sadly interacted with both Kenny Jones and Jonathan Ross due to being in discord servers that would add them to for various reasons (I think Jonathan was just to fuck with him).
 
I was facebook friends with my country's most notorious cow. Talked to him a bit here and there. After he died a decade ago I think the closest would be schizo Indonesian Mortal Engines guy here on the Farms last year
 
Woozuh used to shitpost on funnyjunk boards with me

He was a faggot back then, he's an even bigger fag now
 
Only one being Chris Chan but it could have been Null.

It was when he was asking for money for everfree nw I made a dumb joke hinting getting a job to pay for it as he was asking for money forgetting he's got autism and not understanding sarcasm Just told me there was rewards for the go fund me.
 
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