Have you ever met someone who refused to look at your phone

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I was talking to some dude about painting and we were having a legit, totally normal and even pretty damn cordial conversation, the type you'd have when speaking to someone else who is passionate about something you are into. Eventually I pulled out my phone to show him some pictures. His entire attitude changed the second he saw the phone, he kept looking at me like I was holding a fucking two foot long hissing cockroach or something. When I tried to show him the pictures he like... I don't even know how to even say it, but he like almost comedically shut his eyes and tilted his head up and away from the phone at an extreme angle, like a little kid would do if they were overacting, and said "I'M SORRY I DONT LOOK AT PEOPLES PHONES". And I was kinda thinking like, what the fuck is going on, so I said "Oh...alright then" and put it down and he slowly opened his eyes again and looked down to make sure I wasn't trying to show him my stupid fucking phone. We sort of continued the conversation until he blurted out "don't point that thing at me", and I noticed I had been kinda fiddling around with my phone in my right hand while we were talking and it had turned to face him. The screen was off. At that point I was just like "lol Okay dude, sorry." and walked away. Ever seen anything like this? Did he think I was going to try and take his picture? lmao what the fuck was this interaction
 
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Maybe he just doesn't like phones and looking at people's stuff on phones. Your average normie is a degenerate fuck. He has probably seen some shit. Probably a lot of dick pics. I wouldn't want to see someone's dick pics either. He could also be some kind of privacy nut that doesn't want you taking pictures of him. I kind of feel the same way.

He could also be some kind of whack job. Who the hell knows.

This is just a lesson in why you don't talk to strangers even as an adult. Alway remember stranger danger.
 
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JethroTullamore said:
@Cats be honest, what kind of cover do you have on your phone?
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I mean...it's just some cool one that I found on Amazon. its not anything like, weird or anything. I don't see how it would make a difference.

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See you can even get them on eBay too. They're "fun" https://www.ebay.com/itm/203996118206
 
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Cats said:
I mean...it's just some cool one that I found on Amazon. its not anything like, weird or anything. I don't see how it would make a difference.

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See you can even get them on eBay too. They're "fun" https://www.ebay.com/itm/203996118206
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“Fun”. Yes, indeed.

Anyways that’s a much better explanation than what I was assuming, I thought it’d be something kind of weird porn or hentai or something.
 
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You must have found my brother. Where can I find him? He's been missing for 5 years after claiming the government was trying to infiltrate his thoughts through touch screens.

I don't expect to bring him back, it would just be nice to knows he's still alive.
 
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