have you ever saved someone? - not all heroes wear capes.

[Gravityqueen4life]

could be a friend, a family member or even that one BPD girl you tried to "fix".

point is, have you gotten someone out of a hairy situation?

 

[mr.moon1488]

My drunken buddy was about to fuck a fat chick so I took a bullet for him and fucked her instead.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I've only saved people academically and by being a fren. The rest is all them.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

I can honestly say no and that I'm a horrible person

 

[Shig O'nella]

Yes.

 

[Anus Lemonade]

I literally saved a junkie from getting hit by a subway train. Some dude saw him fall off the platform and called me over to help. The junkie was so fucked up that the dude that called me over had to jump down and help stand him up so we could then bring him up on the platform.

Still scary thinking about it. And tbh the junkie is most likely dead now anyway.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

I was leaving a party one time and a friend of mine decided to leave as well, but since I knew he had a good bit to drink I convinced him to crash at the hosts' place for the night. The next day I hear that my friend had managed to interrupt some creep trying to take advantage of a passed out drunk chick that was also crashing there.

The whole thing caused quite a fiasco and I think the chick had a restraining order or something filed against that creeper.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

I'm not sure, but I do have a data point indicating that poets are fucking useless for recognizing the smell of a gas leak.

For what it's worth I was more worried about the cats and God protects fools like me.

 

[Akashic Retard]

No but I often vainly fantasize about it

 

[PFM]

When I was about 14 a friend and I were standing on a sidewalk outside of an amusement park waiting for a ride. Friend decided to walk into the street without looking. I yanked his ass back and a car flew by. Had I not done that he'd have been separated from his shoes. Fucker still hasn't paid me back.

 

[FluorideHuffer]

ok look very close for this guide about how to save a life:

Step 1 u say 'we need to talk'
(he walks)
u say 'sit down, its just a talk'
he smiles politely back at u
u smile politely right on thru
IMPORTANT: some sort of window to your right
as he goes left, you stay right between the lines of fear and blame
but u begin to wonder why you came

let him know that u know best
(after all you do know best)

 

[Retink]

Probably, but I can't confirm.

 

[Overcast]

I remember getting a fight with a coworker at an old job and the next day I met him, he told me that the argument we had made him decide to start taking meds for his issues.

So uh... maybe?

 

[Least Concern]

I donate blood regularly. I can't directly trace any of my donations to someone's life being saved, but I've been doing it for so long that I think it's statistically probable it helped at least one person.

 

[RollerGator]

At a party a drunk guy almost drank chew spit but I smacked it out of his hands.

 

[Sithis]

Jesus saves, I only withdraw.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I woke someone up from a nap because I they seemed to be dying. An hour later, their doctor calls them demanding they get their ass into a hospital. Before anyone asks why I didn't call 911, hospital bills are a cruel mistress.

 

[SevenEightNine]

One of my coworkers had a fierce case of thirst, and noted that one of my female acquaintances was attractive.

I knew her quite well, such that I could predict her next life meltdown reliably.

I told him she had an unpleasant STD, and I think it saved his life.

 

[Buck Mullet]

No, but one time I got into the front passenger seat of a friend's car when his best friend said "Dude, I called shotgun!" I didn't care so I got out and let him have the front seat and sat in the back behind him. Five minutes later a speeding car hit us head on and he was killed.

 

[Haint]

Rendered first aid and called 911 for an old lady that had falling off her porch. It was dangerously hot that day too.
At least a half dozen infirmed or on oxygen elderly as a hurricane recovery responder.
I rescued a injured hawk too. That was fun.