Hawk-Tuah Hate thread - Never had a meme been so forced.

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The meme's super forced and gay but she's going to make bank off dunning-kruger effect people who are like "This is so STUPID im going to listen to this woman and everything she does now because she's STUPID and we all need to know how STUPID she is because she's STUPID."

I can't hate her for that, those people are obnoxious retards. You get 'em girl.
 
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She's the Mark Twain of the coom brain generation, but instead of writing novels about a pair of wagon trash kids and their groomer pedo negro, we get a jewess sporing out on a microphone in front of millions of gender-confused Z monkeys. Now suddenly, Pickle Rick memes are comparatively high art. Idiocalypse Now.
 
I can tell OP is underage by how he's malding when retarded meme/trends like this have been happening since forever, remember the cash me outside bitch? the friday meme chick? that instagram little girl flashing stacks of money? they all went viral just like this dumb cunt here and now they're all forgotten.
 
I'm not going to lie, whenever anybody starts talking about Hawk Tuah, I never think of the girl in the video. My first thought is that they're talking about this Pokemon.

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I don't believe for one second the popularity of her happened organically in any way. Nobody I know knew of her and the people I saw who did thought it was unfunny. Far more popular creators with far less unapproachable content don't receive a fraction of the sudden promotional deals she allegedly stumbled into magically.

There are trillions of these "NSFW" street interviews and she is one in an infinite sea of many. Any time I see any positive engagement surrounding her online, it is bots. And not the "this guy may not be a real person" kind, but the 100% certified 50 posts in two seconds over and over guaranteed bots.

In short, it ain't real.
I believe it might be an elaborate money laundering scheme.

Remember that episode of Breaking Bad where Saul and Walt are trying to think of ways to launder money so they devise a plan to have a Belarusian hacker funnel the money through the gofundme page that Walt Jr made? Imagine that but for whatever this is.
 
And lookie what I found.
https://m.jpost.com/omg/article-820038?dicbo=v2-mvnwgi4 She’s JEWISH! Not a little bit A LOT!

gets “revealed” on Howie fucking Mandel’s podcast of all places that she’s 97% Ashkenazi.

As soon as she went viral she hired one of the big Jewish PR companies and forced herself into everything she possibly could. It's a standard Jewish princess thing and you shouldn't take it seriously.
Jesus Christ, read this article. There’s no such thing as a 5 minute DNA test that can tell your ethnicity. It was a radio bit designed to dupe simpletons like you.
 
I'm not going to lie, whenever anybody starts talking about Hawk Tuah, I never think of the girl in the video. My first thought is that they're talking about this Pokemon.

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I was pretty impressed with myself with how long I did not know about.

I heard people talking a Hawk Tua thing online but could never care enough about it to look into it.
 
I can tell OP is underage by how he's malding when retarded meme/trends like this have been happening since forever, remember the cash me outside bitch? the friday meme chick? that instagram little girl flashing stacks of money? they all went viral just like this dumb cunt here and now they're all forgotten.
Little tays parents were grooming her for social media fame. It’s retarded but it has a legitimate audience. She never got to interview fucking Bill Maher. Who sounds like he is trying very hard to hide his contempt for what he has been reduced to.
 
You say this like her NOT being Jewish is going to stop me from hating her.
The article doesn’t confirm she’s not Jewish, just that the test she took on Howie Mandel’s podcast was fake, which nobody is actually disputing. The fact that they played up this whole “I’m actually a crack baby making minimum wage” thing is really weird and only crystallizes how astroturfed this goofy bullshit really is.
 
tbf Dylan Mulberry was only so popular to the point of meme-status because the far-right anti-trans lot wouldn't shut the fuck up about him/her for like a year or two. It was just a limited edition sponsor thing that would have gone away quickly on it's own.

You could say the same for anything really including hawk tuah or blowjob woman. But I agree blowjob woman is extra obnoxious, the fame and money from this has set her for life. Remind me what she did again? Oh yeah a guy asked her how she sucks dicks for a video and she said she spits on them making that hawking spit noise which became popular because 1. women are wonderful and 2. horny men like women talk about how they suck dick.

Meanwhile men (who don't usually achieve fame or fortune for talking about spitting on penises) have to actually earn degrees and fucking work.

And while we're at it, remind me again how women are "oppressed".
 
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