Hello Kitty Island Adventure - The Official Kiwifarms Animal Crossing: New Horizons Hate Thread

gorgoroth7134

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I've been genuinely geeking over this game for a week straight.

You might be asking, "Gorgi, why are you obsessed with a smartphone version of Animal Crossing?"

While your observation isn't wrong, there are some distinct differences that actually make this game enchanting as fuck.
  • Characters/Gifting
    • There are enough characters for them to have distinct interests and personalities, but not so many that it becomes obscure/clouded. They are also, except for the visitors, in game at all times.
    • The characters can follow you and have storylines of their own/quest functions that are unique to their personalities.
    • The item labelling is enough to go off of if you're really opposed to googling things. I wish there were more 2 heart items for some characters (Retsuko has none I think?) but the gifting and crafting have an effect on how well you do in the game - not enough of an effect to discourage you from playing if you mess something up, but enough for it to be rewarding when you get something right.
  • Grinding/Day-to-Day
    • The "day-to-day" play is somehow less obnoxious? At first I was frustrated by it because I wanted to move the storyline forward. But they do give enough to you to keep you interested and get into the rhythm. There's also no way around it (that I've found, please let me know if you have) unlike Animal Crossing, where you can just skip time whenever you feel like it.
    • The grinding/collecting/crafting cycle is much more interesting because of the different areas and puzzles that are incorporated into the gameplay. You also don't have to do all of the things every day, making it less of a chore than Animal Crossing (I played ACNH during the first covid shutdown and loved it, but I've tried restarting since then to recapture the magic and it's much more tedious than I remember, and I generally love replaying video games).
  • Swimming/Diving
    • Oh my god the swimming/diving in ACNH is so bad it made me quit playing the game when they first introduced it. While getting the flippers and snorkle requires time because it's part of the main storyline, it is more than worth it.
    • There is an extensive underwater portion of the game that you're able to access, which pretty much doubles the area in which you can cover in the game.
TLDR: Game good. Anyone wanna play it with me?
 
What the fuck is this and why are you playing a game for kids?
Because I always thought the joke from South Park was really funny.

Does it come with questionable minecraft mod packs?
Not that I have seen, but again I have only played it for a week.

I admire you for admitting that on Kiwi Farms.
A farmer says the hard r and no one bats an eye, a farmer says hello kitty…

Is this a weird way of wanting to share Dream Codes?
No idea what that is.
 
Try sleeping in a bed in your house or tent

Sleep is for the weak. But I will def check it out.

I do not believe this statement.

Are you kidding me? It's soooooooo slow in ACNH and tbh it feels kind of lazy - you're just looking for shadows and staring at a block of blue for god knows how long. In HKIA they dedicated it as an entire ecosystem/zone that you can fully explore and see, with control over X/Y/Z axis movement. This allows there to be scavenging, puzzles, and hidden gems, underwater houses, and caves. Here's an example of both to compare.

But is it better than World of Warcraft?

I don't play WOW, I'm not a weirdo.
 
Are you kidding me? It's soooooooo slow in ACNH and tbh it feels kind of lazy - you're just looking for shadows and staring at a block of blue for god knows how long. In HKIA they dedicated it as an entire ecosystem/zone that you can fully explore and see, with control over X/Y/Z axis movement. This allows there to be scavenging, puzzles, and hidden gems, underwater houses, and caves. Here's an example of both to compare.
Oh yeah. I've played the game. Swimming sucks.

I don't believe that you stopped playing because of it.
 
Oh yeah. I've played the game. Swimming sucks.

I don't believe that you stopped playing because of it.

Why? What would be the point of making that up? I'm sure hello kitty mobile game devs are on kiwifarms talking about how much they hate niggers and troons, I will definitely monetarily benefit from posting this. Is that it?
 
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