help my toxoplasm ameebas are making me do increasingly Horrible things

[Cats]

EDIT: Please ignore this thread, it was a typo.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Same. The bank of smart meters outside my bedroom window make it worse.

 

[El Goblina]

Come up to Canada and ask for the MAID program. They'll help you.

 

[Cats]

I am very sorry for this thread. It was made by accident.

Don't forget to adopt a cute little kittycat from your local shelter :3

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

@CatParty must answer for these crimes.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Just boof coffee and turpentine like the /pol/ threads suggest

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

@CatParty must answer for these crimes.

A @CatParty is how toxo happens by accident, whilst a @Feline Supremacist is how toxo becomes mandatory.

 

[SofondaCox]

I am very sorry for this thread. It was made by accident.

Don't forget to adopt a cute little kittycat from your local shelter :3

Toxiplasmosa is pure propaganda from those foul Canine Americans. They pose in threads like these, but they can't even pretend to be amoeba effectively, as they're too much more intelligent than the average mutt.

You'll never win, DOG!

 

[Kamui]

Omg same bestieeee

 

[Fungible penis]

Ps ps ps

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

This is what you get for being cats you felinenigger

Pupper superiority

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Did you have parasites before or after you joined KiwiFarms?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Had this happen when I snorted warm pond water. I now have literally half a brain and my own extraterrestrial Unit 731. Did you know Venusians can't live in temperatures below boiling hot? They also need extreme humidity or they desiccate.

 

[Megatardingo]

The ameebas go in the swithc you idoit.

 

[Cats]

You're right. Disregard everything I have said. It was a mistake.

Don't forget to adopt a cute little kittycat from your local shelter :3

 

[エボラちゃん]

Cats are so cuuute! I love cats!!! =D

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

My brain amiibos are cool I like cats and didn't kill two men in october 2017

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Toxoplasmosis gives people schizophernia, no joke.

 

[Cats]

That is a lie. There is no such thing as Toxoplasmosis.

 

[Mortin Shart]

(You)