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Herbert Kenneth Huachaca / Timothy II / Dansburst Studios / Dansburst Studios Official / dansman1729 / Mysterious Mare-do-well / BidenTubs
In addition to the usual Brony traits you've unfortunately come to expect like obsessing over and jerking off to pastel colored horses meant for 14 year old girls, Dansburst believes himself to be a profound intellectual and revolutionary thinker who yearns to share his "wisdom" with the masses. Dansburst's philosophy ranges from defending the morality of zoophilia to defending pedophiles, "pedosexuality", and Shadman art, which he presents in poorly made videos that he shares to all 53 of his loyal subscribers on YouTube.
Dansburst even interacts with other notorious bronies that accidentally found their way onto the Farms, such as the infamous Peppermint Swirl or Fosteryou, a Mexican antifag (as in "antifa faggot") brony that Dansburst specifically came to Kiwi Farms to defend. Why did he think coming to the Farms was a good idea? Well, Dansburst isn't afraid of his enemies and wishes to confront them head on, by powerleveling like crazy and spouting autistic pseudo-intellectual niggerbabble. He may just be the most powerful brony the Farms has encountered, for all other horsefuckers kneel and submit to his autism.
Early Lifesburst Studios
Herbert attended JFK School (Paterson) as his middle school. Herbert was apparently the top reader at JFK School:
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For high school, Herbert attended Clifton High School. At Clifton, Herbert appeared to show great promise as a "math prodigy" and "eloquently spoken" master debater. He was even CHS's highest scorer in Math League contests:
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Herbert also participated in athletics at Clifton, specifically doing Track and Field:
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Video of Herbert running in the Junior Varsity Boys 5K run:
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After graduating high school, for college, Herbert would attend Rutgers University where he would major in Physics:
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Herbert also participated in competitive coding competitions at Rutgers:
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He even called his competitive coding team "Codehorses":
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This conspicuous team name would be a sign of things to come.
Herbert would also discover the Internet at a young age. Some of Herbert's earliest known online activity dates to December of 2015, where he would make custom Pokemon cards of Donald Trump and Barack Obama:
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Based on all this, it seemed that young Herberto was a relatively normal youth who showed great academic promise and potential, destined for great things. It makes one wonder, where did it all go wrong? Well, remember how he named his coding team "Codehorses"? Remember that picture of little Herberto and his father on a My Little Pony ride from 2009? Alas, Herbert succumbed to the degeneracy of the male MLP fandom and became a brony faggot.
Although speculation, it is theorized that Herbert may have been groomed by his tranny ex Michael Goldstein Rogers, who is about a decade older than Herbert, to be a complete fucking degenerate. Herbert claims to have known Michael for years, which unfortunately indicates he met Michael as a minor, possibly while he was still in high school. Whatever the case, Herbert had embraced the clop, and the infamous @Dansburst Studios was born.
Well, on top of that, Herbert also foolishly invoked the curse of the Sonichu demon:
Spergsburst Studios
Herbert is commonly referred to online by the name of "Timothy" or "Timmy". This is assumed to mainly be a nickname that comes from his weird age regression roleplay he did with his tranny ex Michael Goldstein Rogers, however it should be noted that his mother has called him Timothy, so it may be an actual nickname he uses.
Herbert styles himself an intellectual with a high IQ. He likes to respond to criticism by posting overly long paragraphs of pseudo-intellectual and incomprehensible niggerbabble. Herbert's "debate" tactics include dismissing points he doesn't like as simply "debunked" without elaborating, point out logical fallacies and using big or academic words like "lemma" to sound smarter (Given his background in mathematics, it should also be noted that Herbert likes to view logical arguments like mathematical equations).
Herbert also loves to use the word "axiom" a lot. An axiom is is a statement that is taken to be true, to serve as a premise or starting point for further reasoning and arguments. The word comes from the Ancient Greek word ἀξίωμα (axíōma), meaning 'that which is thought worthy or fit' or 'that which commends itself as evident'. The way Herbert uses the word is he will call one of his beliefs an axiom and assert that because it's an axiom, it is completely true. Herbert also believes that it is "cowardly" not to engage in debate, meaning that he will respond to everything and won't back down.
Herbert has two unique insults for his enemies. The first is "Spoiled Kiwis", and the second is "ADHD Zoomers". Herbert believes Kiwi Farmers are "spoiled" because they insult people while hiding behind anonymity and just archive Herbert's content without "engaging" with it. He believes anyone who doesn't want to read through his paragraphs of retarded nonsense is an ADHD zoomer who can't focus.
Herbert loves to overshare personal information such as the frequency at which he masturbates to cartoon horses. He also cannot comprehend that people are not interested in MLP and do not want to watch a show for little girls about magical cartoon horses:
Herbert's political views are also a confusing mess. On the one hand, he appears to be your typical antifa leftist that is opposed to Donald Trump, but at the same time, Herbert likes to employ /pol/ incel terminology like "based", "alpha" and "beta" and seems to believe that women are inferior to men, as he will often equate them to beta males or dismiss arguments he doesn't like or reactions of disgust towards his behavior as a "typical female reaction":
Herbert doesn't have time for relationships with illogical femoids. Here's a Tweet where he describes himself as a volcel and clarifies he's not an incel:
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Despite claiming to be a volcel, Herbert not only mentioned his masturbation habits, being mainly MLP, but he also has several weird fetishes including age regression, diapers and cuckolding. He also likes to pretend to be disabled, which may be another fetish of his.
Herbert is a proud NEET and believes that having a job makes you a "beta proovider" and that by not working, he dedicates himself to his true life's calling, which is making shitty low quality YouTube videos where he defends bestiality as moral:
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Herbert still lives with his parents. He mainly interacts with his mother, who frequently interrupts his Discord sperging or YouTube videos. Despite claiming she's still a "good person", Herbert also calls his mother a "crapitalist" and refers to her as a "soulless bug":
MAP rights and zoophilia are apparently a big thing that Herbert and his mother disagree on.
Herbert describes himself as a "heterosexual" that the "mares" can't resist, despite dating a tranny in the past. Herbert also mentions he helped fund his ex Michael Goldstein Rogers's transition:
Herbert calls people who are immediately disgusted by zoophilia and pedophilia "conformists" who "limit themselves" by not engaging with zoophilic content or content made by zoophiles. According to Herbert, in order to be a proper progressive, you need to believe that zoophilia is ethical and defend it:
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Herbert is a pedophile into lolicon as seen in this Discord DM where he replies to a video of a little girl playing with toys with the phrase "Dansburst Studios Reacts: Try not to FAP challenge (Loli Edition)":
Herbert is also a pedophile apologist and defender as he gets upset at people wanting to throw pedophiles in a woodchipper:
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Herbert defending notorious pedophile web artist Shadman:
Herbert defending tranny pedophiles on Twitter:
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Herbert stated that he has done "research" on pedophilia by talking to pedophiles on places like Newgon or the Pediverse. It should also be noted that in his interview with Falgi.exe, Herbert mentioned that while he is not a MAP himself, as he finds minors too "one-note" and "superficial", he would not theoretically be opposed to dating a minor that met his standards.
Another example of this is Herbert getting upset on Twitter that someone posted an image of Sonic the Hedgehog saying "kill all pedophiles", to which Herbert replied that Sonic would never espouse those kinds of politics and it must be "Metal Sonic impersonating him".
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Clearly, Herbert isn't much of a Sonic fan, as in the 1993 cartoon The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic famously states "that's no good!" in regards to strange adults who want to touch children without their consent:
PonysonaHerbert's main "ponysona" is a numale wizard pony named Dansburst, who is based on an existing MLP character called Sunburst:
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As one would expect from an autist, he isn't very creative and just steals and repurposes existing shit. Although there are basically zero visual differences between Dansburst and Sunburst, Herbert insists he's a completely original character and "canonically" Sunburst's brother (who just so happens to look identical to him).
Herbert takes his ponysona very seriously. Although he sometimes refers to Dansburst as a separate character from himself, such as in this following quote, there are times when Herbert will talk about Dansburst as if it's himself, such as in his Kiwi Farms response video. Herbert seems to believe that Dansburst is not a numale, but actually an "alpha stallion" who has tons of mares "submit" to him:
Herbert also likes to bring up the fact that he's "cuckolding Starlight" (another MLP character) as some kind of brag:
Herbert will often use horse terminology and anatomical terms when referring to himself or speaking, such as saying "everypony" instead of everyone, referring to women as "mares", referring to his own body parts with horse terms instead like "hooves" instead of hands, and most disturbing of all, referring to children as "foals". The following Tweets are some examples of Herbert's autistic horse speech:
This stupid nigger thinks he's a fucking horse:
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Herbert using the term "stallionsplaining":
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Pedoburst Studios demanding foals for his harem of foals, claiming that Equestria doesn't have the human world's "draconian age of consent laws":
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Herbert also claims that he can portal to Equestria and the reason that he uses horse terms is because he is talking to people in a "horse dimension". Herbert felt the need to explain this in his Kiwi Farms response video when mocked for saying "everypony". That's right, Herbert believes in dimensional merge bullshit like Chris Chan.
Fursona
In addition to his ponysona, Herbert has a fursona ("Furbert" if you will) that is often used to represent him online. Herbert's fursona is a wheelchair-bound wolf that wears a reddit atheist fedora. His fursona's name is probably Timmy, as that's typically the name it is addressed with.
Interestingly, Herbert's fursona mainly appears in other people's content as a representation of Herbert, rather than Herbert's own content, where he prefers to represent himself with his ponysona Dansburst. Herbert's fursona mainly appears in @Fosteryou's YouTube videos (both a character who age regresses and wears a diaper, and as a representation of the real Herbert) and Michael Goldstein Rogers's shitty gay furry visual novel Echo II.
Fabian Guerrero / @Fosteryou also drew a sketch of Herbert's fursona:
Herbert the "Artist"Herbert likes to style himself as a great artist who takes great pride in his work. In reality, calling Herbert an "artist" is extremely generous on account of his complete lack of talent, skill or integrity.
Kiwi Farms post where Herbert mentions doing his art himself and that it's a "matter of pride" for him:
Keep that comment about doing it himself.
Tweet where Herbert talks about how his "artwork" is his main passion:
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Herbert hates "grotesque" memes like Cobson:
Herbert has a MLP OC named Fractured Shard:
Herbert tried to pass off AI generated art or character creation templates as his own work despite how obvious they are:
In response to being called out for claiming that "proompting" was the same as drawing it himself, Herbert also claimed that the AI image was "vector art" despite uploading a .jpeg file instead of a .svg:
Herbert also did not create his Dansburst Studios profile picture, contrary to the claims he makes in his Kiwi Farms call out video (where he also erroneously calls the picture an "animation"). In reality, his Dansburst avatar was drawn by his friend @Fosteryou:
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Now to be slightly fair, Herbert actually has made some legitimate art himself, it just happens that they fucking suck and are total dogshit:
Herbert will also make pony OCs of his enemies when they don't want them such as this Cutie Mark he drew for @Coberald:
RacismWhile one might expect a proud Antifa super solider and self proclaimed defender of the marginalized to be super tolerant and accepting of other races, Herbert is surprisingly racist against niggers. During a debate, when trying to make a point about how children should be able to consent because sex is so simple to understand, Herbert stated that "even blacks in the inner city can learn about sex". When called out on Twitter for this comment, Herbert explained he has an "implicit bias" against black people because they supposedly bullied him in high school:
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Herbert also has autistically strong willpower, as he can resist dating niggers, even the rapeable ones:
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UnteralterbrachtHerbert is a fan of visual novels, such as the infamous German pedo visual novel Bernd und das Rätsel um Unteralterbach (often referred to as just "Unteralterbracht" for short):
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Some of the tags of the game, which includes shit like "nympho" and "loli" heroines:
As the game involves a NEET and pedophilia, it's no wonder that Herbert is a fan of it.
Herbert briefly had the game's cover as his profile banner on his Kiwi Farms account:
Herbert gets defensive whenever someone calls him out for liking Unteralterbracht or calling it a pedophile game, such as this profile post where Herbert describes Unteralterbracht as "social satire" and says people dismissing it as a pedophile game are discrediting it:
Herbert also uses Unteralterbracht music in his videos, which many people recognized and called out as "pedophile VN music". He even refers to the game as a "Famous anti-censorship visual novel" when crediting the game's music in his YouTube descriptions:
Banned From Kiwi FarmsHerbert's time on Kiwi Farms would be incredibly short-lived as despite only joining the Farms on July 26th, 2024, Herbert was banned on August 13th, 2024, for being a pedophile:
He would seethe about it on Twitter:
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BANSBURST STUDIOS
Pony Town is an MLP MMORPG social game that many bronies play. Herbert, of course, was a frequent player of this game. Herbert created his Ponysona Dansburst and his Pony OC Fractured Shard in Pony Town's character creator:
However, Herbert was banned from Pony Town, which he whines about and claims is unjust. Why was Herbert banned? He was apparently banned for multiple reasons, including being "homophobic", "transphobic" a "pro-shipper", and most disturbing of all, trying to make "platonic" friends with "foals":
In Discord messages, Herbert discussed how he was into "virtual rape" and called Pony Town his "hunting grounds":
Tweet from a player of Pony Town named Starfire Radiance warning about Herbert and his behavior on Pony Town:
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@Fosteryou would ask Starfire Radiance about why Herbert sending a friend request upset them. Herbert himself would also respond to Starfire Radiance's Tweet:
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Another Twitter user, "Misty Null", would add that Herbert apparently said some "vile stuff" on Pony Town:
In light of the uncovered Discord messages of Herbert calling Pony Town his "virtual rape hunting grounds", it isn't difficult to imagine what that "vile stuff" might've been.
Herbert complaining on Twitter about his Pony Town ban:
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On Kiwi Farms, Herbert would make a post where he mentioned his Pony Town ban and links the previously shown Tweet:
Herbert believes he was wrongfully banned and that other bronies in "bad faith" reported him:
It should be noted that Pony Town bans require substantial evidence, meaning that Herbert couldn't have just been banned because mods were power tripping:
Herbert also promised that that he will make a YouTube video addressing his ban:
However, on November 28th, 2024, after people kept asking him about the video, Herbert would make a YouTube Community Post on his channel where he claimed he was hesitant to release his Pony Town Ban explanation video because he feared people would still "skim" it out of context, despite gathering all the footage:
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On December 11th, 2024, Herbert would return to Pony Town with a new account and OC Punished Dansburst:
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Fabian would also return to Pony Town with Herbert, making a Pony Town OC based on Shun Kodori:
Who is Shun Kodori? Shun is a character from a gay furry visual novel called Morenatsu (漏れなつ。My Summer Vacation). In the game, Shun is one of the youngest possible romantic interests (16 years old) and the player takes advantage of Shun, such as tricking him into undressing in front of them. Yes, Fabian based his Pony Town character on a groomed minor from a pedo furry visual novel.
Pony Town has rules against ban evasion. Combined with the fact that Herbert was mainly on Pony Town to do rape roleplay and make "platonic" friendships with "foals", some Kiwi Farms users, such as @Glowie, decided to report Herbert and @Fosteryou to Pony Town staff:
On December 14th, 2024, Herbert would be banned for a second time on Pony Town, presumably as a result of @Glowie's report. Herbert would proceed to post a massive, 5 post seethe thread on Twitter blaming @Glowie for getting him and @Fosteryou banned from Pony Town:
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Dansburst Deboonks
Herbert created his channel sometime in 2021 under the name "bruh":
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The profile picture is the same one as Herbert's dansman1729 GitHub account:
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Around early 2023, Herbert would rebrand his channel into Dansburst Studios. The name Dansburst, based on his shitty ponysona, likely comes from the dansman1729 username that Herbert frequently reuses.
Archives of links to Herbert's channel showing further proof that "bruh" is the original incarnation of Dansburst Studios:
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Dansburst Debunks is Herbert's main series of videos. These videos feature Herbert attempting to "debunk" common misconceptions about taboo topics such as whether pedophiles should be thrown in woodchippers or if zoophilia and animal rape is ethical. These videos typically feature Herbert either spouting incomprehensible pseudo-intellectual word vomit or having an autistic sperg out where he starts screaming like a retard.
Despite Herbert boasting that when he does something "he does it well", the quality of his videos are dogshit. Herbert had a dedicated editor named SevanityAyle. Despite having an editor, the audio quality in Herbert's videos is literal dogshit with a notable issue being whenever music is played in his videos, it is too loud and drowns out Herbert's audio. Herbert also records his audio on a low quality Walmart mic. Herbert would eventually fire his editor and edit his videos himself after a large amount of backlash and comments about how terrible the audio in his videos was.
On February 26th, 2023, Herbert would upload his first Dansburst Debunks video titled "The Sawtooth Witch Trials: An Exposé":
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In this video, Herbert would attempt to defend a disgraced brony YouTuber named SawtoothWaves, who was exposed for grooming a 14 year old girl, who spoke out against Sawtooth online. Herbert's defense of Sawtooth was essentially blaming Sawtooth's victim for seeking attention (which Herbert called "attention hooving") by calling out Sawtooth and trying to justify a relationship between an adult and a minor. This video is also how Kiwi Farms discovered @Dansburst Studios, as it was linked to the forums by @Fosteryou, after it was discovered he also defended Sawtooth dating a minor.
Despite the video defending him, Sawtooth himself did not like it and asked Herbert to take it down:
The video is also notable for a clip of Herbert sperging out about police brutality and killing pedophiles by throwing them in woodchippers, and how that's a bad thing:
@Kiwi & Cow believed the video made great earrape and spam for game chats which Herbert took offense to:
On August 7th, 2024, Herbert would upload his "intellectual magnum opus", a 25 minute video titled "Dansburst Debunks: The "Immorality" of Zoophilia", where he defends zoophilia and attempts to argue that it is moral:
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The video's thumbnail also contains MLP zoophile porn wherein a dog is licking peanut butter off an MLP girl's breasts:
This video was made in response to a furry named Tibbilz/TibblesYorkie who blocked him on Twitter after he tried to debate that zoophilia was ethical with her after she said defending zoophilia makes you a bad person:
Unsurprisingly, given the fact that it defended the act of fucking animals, Herbert's video would be poorly received. This is evident in the amount of dislikes relative to likes that video got:
It also also got several negative comments:
Herbert claiming in the comments he would rather be a weirdo than a "conformist":
Herbert's zoophilia video would also become a meme on iFunny:
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On August 22nd, 2024, Herbert would debate fellow lolcow Hunter Avallone on the morality of zoophilia. This would be the first major example of Herbert in a live debate:
Despite being a massive cuck, Hunter would achieve a rare win and came out as the clear winner of this debate while Herbert came off as complete spastic retard animal fucker to Hunter's audience. Following the debate, Herbert would make massive cope posts on his YouTube Community page:
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Although Hunter actually ended up doing Herbert a favor by not naming him in the debate video, Herbert decided to comment on the video anyway and expose himself to all of Hunter's fans:
On November 18th, 2024, Herbert and Fabian would challenge Kiwi Farmers to come to their Discord server to debate them on November 30th, 2024:
Herbert whining on his YouTube Community page that Kiwi Farmers didn't want to debate him in his pedophile Discord server:
On November 29, 2024, @Null would react to Herbert's zoophilia video on his livestream Mad at the Internet:
Herbert's response to Null reacting to his video:
On November 30th, 2024, Herbert would upload his response to the Kiwi Farms titled "Kiwi Farms is LYING about me.":
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The video had Herbert go over his Kiwi Farms thread. Herbert attempted to "debunk" the thread, but instead just had an autistic meltdown where he would take every obvious insult and joke in the thread completely at face value, take offense to being mocked for jerking off to MLP, going on multiple off-topic tangents such as one about culturally appropriating Thanksgiving from Native Americans, and ranting about how he can portal to a horse dimension after he was made fun of for saying "everypony". Herbert couldn't even cover half of his OP due to all this sidetracking. Several YouTubers such as ChrisTheNarc and DeadwingDork would react to Herbert's Kiwi Farms response video. Herbert would also essentially challenge Kiwi Farms to dox him and mocked Kiwi Farms' archival effort of his content by claiming he had nothing to hide. Both of these comments would bite him in the ass later.
On December 1st, Herbert would do an interview with YouTuber Falgi.exe on his livestream The Opp Block:
In this interview, Falgi would confront Herbert on many things, including his views on MAPs and zoophiles, his Discord server and rules allowing MAPs and minors to be in the same "safe space" and comments about a supposed minor in his server claiming to run away to Herbert's house behind their parents' backs. Herbert would end up completely crashing out and bringing his mother on to the call to prove he was no a pedophile before leaving.
After it concluded, Falgi would release DMs he had with Herbert before the interview took place:
On December 4th, 2024, @Fosteryou would upload a debate Herbert had done with a supposed Kiwi Farmer known as Fake Null "Davey" from the previous weekend. This was the debate that Herbert and Fabian had invited Kiwi Farmers to earlier:
Herbert would argue things like "5 year olds can consent to sex", claiming that even "black kids in inner city schools" could understand sex because it is so simple, and claiming that laws preventing minors from dating adults are harmful to mature/exceptional minors who are more intelligent than average, while "Davey" maintained that children cannot consent to sex, nor are they mature enough to understand it.
On December 5th, 2024, Turkey Tom would make a video on Dansburst Studios:
Although Tom's video serves as a passable introduction to Herbert, the video was plagued with several issues. Many Kiwi Farmers found the video lazy, as Tom would not only read parts of Herbert's Kiwi Farms thread verbatim (minus any words that aren't ad-friendly), but he would also get certain facts wrong, like mixing up @Peppermint Swirl and @Fosteryou as the same person.
Despite the flaws with Tom's video, it successfully managed to upset Herbert, who left an angry comment on it:
Herbert also made a YouTube Community post where he announced that he would prioritize making a response to Tom's video over all other planned videos he proposed:
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Herbert would seemingly chip away at making his Turkey Tom debunking video, as he had indicated that was his current priority for his channel through multiple posts. However, Herbert had failed to meet the deadline he had promised, and on December 12th, 2024, Herbert would upload a video titled "A day in my miserable life." where he uploads a recording of himself breathing heavily into a mic and sperging out at his parents not letting him record his Turkey Tom video while his friends laugh at him in a Discord call:
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This bizarre video led to lots of speculation, particularly regarding why Herbert would upload such an embarrassing video. While it mainly seemed to be to inform his fans that they couldn't expect a solid date for his Turkey Tom video based on Herbert's video description, in the comments of the video, Herbert's tranny ex Michael Goldstein Rogers would comment the following:
Michael's comment seemed to suggest that Herbert only uploaded this because Michael would've uploaded this video himself. Some YouTubers even thought this video was proof that Herbert's friends were just trying to astroturf him and convince Herbert that he was big and famous in order to milk him for content. Another theory that popped up was Herbert uploaded this to deliberately look pathetic to garner pity and sympathy.
Regardless of its intentions, this would be Herbert's final Dansburst Studios YouTube video, as shortly after this was uploaded, Herbert would get fully exposed and leave the Internet.
The following is a list of planned Dansburst Studios videos that were never made due to Herbert shutting down his channel:
- Video responding to the comments on his zoophilia video
- Pony Town ban explanation video
- Morality of MAPs video
- A video defending pedosexuality
- A playthrough of Michael Goldstein Rogers's shitty furry visual novel Echo II
- A second part to his Kiwi Farms response video
- A video debunking Turkey Tom's video on Dansburst
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