Hi, is this where I contact the FBI to receive funding for my terrorist activities?

[Useful_Mistake]

Hello, Mr. FBI, sir! I would like some money to do some big terror thingies! Very cool. Much swag. Much race issue.

 

[L50LasPak]

I'm reporting you to my supervisor.

 

[Just A Butt]

knock it off, if you get arrested for being a tard who will post russell shit

eta: i mean actual relevant russell shit that i want to read, not that other nonsense

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I'm reporting you to my supervisor.

Thank you, fren!

not that other nonsense

What other nonsense?

 

[Just A Butt]

What other nonsense?

you know, the 20 pages we get between filings

 

[Useful_Mistake]

you know, the 20 pages we get between filings

Oh, yeah, that sucks. Well, here's to hoping we get news soon. IIRC, we have ~2 more hours today until the court closes

 

[GHTD]

I can't believe the Demonrats did it.

 

[draggs]

The FBI prides itself on quick and efficient customer service. Within 2 minutes of your request, a supervisor was notified. AK-74s and explosives are en route. Thank you for choosing the FBI and not those CIA fags for your terrorism needs!

 

[BONE_Buddy]

The FBI prides itself on quick and efficient customer service. Within 2 minutes of your request, a supervisor was notified. AK-74s and explosives are en route. Thank you for choosing the FBI and not those CIA fags for your terrorism needs!

Hey, the CIA prides itself on its growth opportunities. Top Cartel and Terror men count themselves among our alumni. Where would they be without out guidance? Two bit gangster jail, that is where. Good result take time. Sure, if you just want to chase a headline, the FBI over there is... fine. But if you want to really make your mark, Sign up at 1-800-CIA-CASH!

As for who the real laughing stock is around here, those chuckle-fuck retards over at the State Department take the cake.

 

[RussianParasite]

you know, the 20 pages we get between filings

Are you talking about Russell Greer!? You know he is a narcissist with BPD and you can see this because he is short and here is my song about it. What’s that? You think he actually has another mental illness? Well here are three more pages about why you are wrong you stupid fuck! Hey, anyone remember when Russ wrote that book and threatened a school shooting, lol!?! Did you know he SUED Taylor Swift and Arienne Grande and is a sex pest!?

Thank you, fren!

But yes this is your local ̶F̶S̶B̶ ̶ FBI representative how may I help you?

 

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