Highguard - Concord 2.0?

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We need a Morbius-esque campaign to get one of these shitshows to waste money re-hiring some devs and bringing the servers back online because everyone just missed the first launch pinky promise, we'll play it this time!! Because that's the only way these shitty live-service games could get funnier/more pathetic
That was Multiversus.

Otherwise we would name failures like Highguard Hyenas-likes instead of Concord-likes.
They were always Battleborn-likes.
 
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I think the smartest move would be to make a 100 more hero shooters
Yeah, and the heroes need to be more racially ambiguous. Except the black ones.

Also the voice lines need more personality. Something like

- "Let's get it done, peeps"

- "Booyah, whaddap folx!"

- "Buttload of damage, coming up!"

- "Now THIS is e-sporting"
 
ResetEra is guntguarding hard for Geoff, as if he isn't ownd by Tencent.

God ResetEra is still the fucking cesspit of gaming culture. Every few months I forget it exists until something comes up to remind me it's still a thing, never heard anything good about the site in the 8 years I've known about it.
I have come to believe REGF is just a bunch of people who are contrarian fucking troons who will scream the opposite to whatever mainstream opinion is to self-fellate themselves as hard as possible that they're 'Intellectual' and 'Totally unique' for their bullshit opinions and if anyone dares to point out even the mildest, most milktoast hint of a counter-narrative you get your ass banned so quickly and you're disavowed by everyone on the site.
I wouldn't ever listen to a single opinion that comes from there (Not implying you or anyone here is), but by god it's like watching chimpanzees in the zoo lobbing shit at the walls and fingerpainting in it.
 
Yeah, and the heroes need to be more racially ambiguous. Except the black ones.

Also the voice lines need more personality. Something like

- "Let's get it done, peeps"

- "Booyah, whaddap folx!"

- "Buttload of damage, coming up!"

- "Now THIS is e-sporting"
Don't forget the obligatory tranny and that the token White man has to be gay. Oh and a non-binary robot/animal/monster hero.
 
Dustborn is by a Norwegian studio and Norway very badly wants to have a video game industry and so they subsidize this trash and these studios can essentially burn tax payer money forever. There was also some USAID money in there as well.
They should do what Finland does and finance small games by absolute fucking weirdos instead of pretend AAA slop

Also, the USAID stuff was never proven, I think (it was the EU and Norway)
 
They should do what Finland does and finance small games by absolute fucking weirdos instead of pretend AAA slop

Well it's being proven, once again, you tend to make way more money with smaller, more experimental and ambitious games from smaller studios with less overheads, (Recent example being Clair Obscur 33) than with Triple A companies which blackhole money like no tomorrow. Even studios which have put out successful projects have been shitcanned because "Fuck it, lmao".
 
Yeah, and the heroes need to be more racially ambiguous. Except the black ones.

Also the voice lines need more personality. Something like

- "Let's get it done, peeps"

- "Booyah, whaddap folx!"

- "Buttload of damage, coming up!"

- "Now THIS is e-sporting"
 
That all you have to say? You seem awfully quiet about this game Geoff
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Making a hero shooter is just a completely retarded move at all at this point
Its like making a MOBA when League of Legends was at its peak. Everyone thought they could break in to an already-captured market, and they all paid the price.
 
So wait, are they offering refunds like Concord? It lasted longer but this is still under 3 months right?? Then again they sold more copies than Concord.... I'd love to see the bean counters running the numbers on which is worse, burned customers, or thousands of refunds.
 
Turdathon I don’t see lasting more than a year.
I can see Marathon lingering on for a few months before Bungle fucks it up like they did with Destiny. It'll probably have better player retention than a flop like Starfield too, but again, Bungie always fucks up their live service games given enough time.
 
Yeah, and the heroes need to be more racially ambiguous. Except the black ones.

Also the voice lines need more personality. Something like

- "Let's get it done, peeps"

- "Booyah, whaddap folx!"

- "Buttload of damage, coming up!"

- "Now THIS is e-sporting"
We need at least two referencing a meme that's dead by the time players get to hear it.
 
So wait, are they offering refunds like Concord? It lasted longer but this is still under 3 months right?? Then again they sold more copies than Concord.... I'd love to see the bean counters running the numbers on which is worse, burned customers, or thousands of refunds.
The game itself is free to play, but some people on steam forums want refunds for the cosmetics items. I don't think there will be any
 
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