Highguard - Concord 2.0?

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lol I don't think that dude's ever had sex. He's way too uptight.
Reminder he wrote this self-insert about being an autistic gay boy in the South and his big bad Christian trauma. It's no wonder he can't figure out how to lay low until all the eyes go away, he's so far in the 'my diagnosis is a crutch' Kool-aid he's never getting out. I couldn't even finish the sample it's so bad and reeks of libshittery.
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Reminder he wrote this self-insert about being an autistic gay boy in the South and his big bad Christian trauma. It's no wonder he can't figure out how to lay low until all the eyes go away, he's so far in the 'my diagnosis is a crutch' Kool-aid he's never getting out. I couldn't even finish the sample it's so bad and reeks of libshittery.
Jesus wept. How did this thing survive adolescence?
 
Surprising, I saw she has a more flattering(?) skin
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Don't know if I'd categorize it woke though, since muscle woman are a coomer thing. For woke marks it's the manjaw that clenches it for me. And luckily for the devs the mask hides it.
With this skin, maybe, but the base design doesn't look female at all. I genuinely thought it was some kinda cool mysterious ninja dude, and when someone said it was a woman, I looked again and still couldn't fucking tell.
 
It's just a fuckload of cash that, like with Hollywood, it's anyone's guess where it went to.
When seven figures of finance gets you five figures of product?

And it wasn't a scam/embezzlement scheme?

Then it went to "consultants".

Especially a service product.

3/4ths of the budget is wasted on consultants.

Minority Consultant

Community Consultant

Media Consultant

Sensitivity Consultant

Security Consultant

There's one of each in the mix of any AAA development, each making probably $100K a year and doing effectively nothing except bitching about the Chuds online.


It's still the issue that people trying to revive the dead meme that is Concord for a year and a half now. Every flop is compared to it no matter the circumstances, and it just devalues the absurdity because cases like Highguard
It's inevitable that an Industry flop, if big enough, (And Concorde was, dying in two weeks with it's commercials outliving the game itself) enters the lexicon as a byword for all the things that caused the namesake to flop and will be passed on to other things.

Even if they did not repeat any of the mistakes, but still didn't sell.

Cars that don't sell in the market are called "The next Edsel" even though the last one was sold over 60 years ago.

Its going to happen and you can't fight it, no sense in wasting time trying to rationalize all the positives the product has.

The Edsel had advanced features for it's day like automatic transmission and self-adjusting brakes and was of comparable quality and reliability to all other domestic cars of it's age.

Doesn't matter though, because in the end? They didn't sell.

People still reference the Titanic after 114 years when they need a shorthand for major disaster. Citing that by maritime law of the age? She actually had MORE than the required number of lifeboats? Won't fix that.
 
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People are still posting bait on Steam

The progression system existed for nine days and from what I've seen, it's kind of haphazardly put together. One of the earlier perks gives an chance for one of those crystals to immediately grow back as soon as you smash them

3v3 killed the game (unsurprisingly)

The devs have an family to feed. So instead of you chuds suggesting that he should start flipping burgers, you should at least buy something from Highguard's store to support him!

The OP of this shitshow that I featured a while ago was banned for spamming the forums, apparently. So naturally, he came back trying to save an already dead game

So, yeah. The devs are idiots.

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People still reference the Titanic after 114 years when they need a shorthand for major disaster. Citing that by maritime law of the age? She actually had MORE than the required number of lifeboats? Won't fix that.
Lifeboats in themselves keep the Titanic relevant to this day. As many of them were and became inaccessible, and undetachable from their harnesses when the Titanic was increasingly tilting. Then there's maritime law on what is and isn't the legal obligation for those who are on the lifeboats. Of which the Titanic was the end of a string of naval disasters. where the survivors on the lifeboats had been doing the naval equivalent of literally pulling the ladders up behind them.
 
Surprising, I saw she has a more flattering(?) skin
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Don't know if I'd categorize it woke though, since muscle woman are a coomer thing. For woke marks it's the manjaw that clenches it for me. And luckily for the devs the mask hides it.
If this was going to be a coomer "muscled" woman she'd have far more breasts and some showing of actual feminine features. Her default has less tits in a A frame t-shirt than most fat men do. No idea what her voice sounded like but I'm going to assume generically angry.
 
Surprising, I saw she has a more flattering(?) skin
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Don't know if I'd categorize it woke though, since muscle woman are a coomer thing. For woke marks it's the manjaw that clenches it for me. And luckily for the devs the mask hides it.
The bigger failure of this design is that it gives you absolutely no idea what the character does. She looks like a frontline brawler, right? A barbarian that maybe goes berserk?

Nope. Apparently she was the engineer turret character.
 
The bigger failure of this design is that it gives you absolutely no idea what the character does. She looks like a frontline brawler, right? A barbarian that maybe goes berserk?
Honestly, the only clue that she's an shaman was the fact that she wears an mask 24/7. The muscles are kind of misleading because most women don't work out that much. But that could have been easily written away by the devs stating that she hails from an autistically barbaric warrior society.

But again, incompetent devs.
 
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