Hillary Clinton's Concession Speech

Predictions:
- Will be only a paragraph long.
- Will say Trump fought hard, maybe even congratulate him, but will not sound sincere and will not contain the words "America decided" or "America chose" or in any way acknowledge the voters.
- Will make a remark about continued public service that will be extremely awkward.
- Will definitely say something about continuing to fight for progressive laws.
- Will not mention Sanders at all.

 

[HG 400]

- Will be an hour fucking late already.

 

[CatParty]

lol i hope she cries

 

[Wood Glue]

"I shouldn't have mentioned the damn frog."

 

[OwO What's This?]

- The realization she will never be president will hit her hard mid speech and she'll start staring off into the distance, and will remain unmoving until she dies.

 

[Asuka]

"Think of the children, they will now know the wrath of Pepe and it's because of us, the social justice peacekeepers of America. Thank you!"

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Boilerplate speech with pandering bullet points and nothing of substance.

 

[Spudnik]

- Will say Trump fought hard, maybe even congratulate him, but will not sound sincere

Well, His kids are alright, I guess!

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Predictions:
-Hillary tries to argue Trump shouldn't have won
-Breaks down in tears
-Admits the e-mails weren't forged
-Has to be dragged off stage by secret service
-Bill leaves her
-Chelsea disowns her
-Hillary leaves the public eye for the next eight years, watching as Donald Trump does a better job than she would have ever promised she would do
-Ends up living a life of excess
-Found dead 10 years later during the presidency of the first woman president, Ivanka Trump
-gained 200 lb
-corpse gets cut open in the morgue
-salt pours out onto the autopsy room floor

 

[Without A Gout]

My predictions:

- Goes directly to jail
- Does not pass "GO"
- Does not collect $200 for speech.

 

[Null]

I am now genuinely concerned she may have killed herself.

 

[Spudnik]

Who the hell is doing this hold music? I swear they played some MGS track earlier, and now it's some sort of white-bread take on MegaDeth.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

I am now genuinely concerned she may have killed herself.

When Roman generals lost their battles, they had disgraced their emperor. They would kill themselves by sitting in a tub of warm water and slitting their wrists, thereby exsanguinating themselves, because death was the only redemption for their blunders.

Hillary however is just a massive faggot so suicide is expected at this point tbh

 

[CatParty]

i predict a full budd dwyer

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I am now genuinely concerned she may have killed herself.

In before she's found Robin Williams style in her hotel room.

Being found David Carradine style would be too optimistic

 

[Vault Boy]

She'll be dead inside. She might congratulate Trump, but that'll just be a lie to conceal how devastated she is for losing the election.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I'm predicting Bernie comes out from behind the blue curtain and nails her with a steel chair.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Medical is trying to pump enough steroids into her so she can feign health.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

That funeralesque receiving line with Podesta was all sorts of odd.

 

[Pikonic]

The stream I'm watching is saying she'll be on within a minute