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This thread is for general information and discussion on how to secure your home, especially with a highly controversial election coming up. A lot of times I see too much emphasis on guns when discussing this topic. That's not to say guns aren't important, they absolutely are. But there are other things you can do to prevent and deter burglars, or just give you time to get your guns.

I don't put a lot of stock in this for one simple reason: Live response takes too long. Even if you assume the police have the best of intentions, they can't be everywhere at once. By all means, call the police if somebody is trying to kick in your door. If you can get somebody else to put their life on the line instead of yours, fucking do it. Just don't expect it or rely on it. Police usually won't be there in time to help.

I don't really know if "Monitored by $BigSecurityCorp" stickers on the door make any difference as a deterrent. They probably couldn't hurt.

That said, monitored alarms have their use in terms of generating an alert if you aren't at home.

The non-monitored kind. Useful for getting you out of bed, and sometimes scaring off burglars. If possible, check exactly how much you can hear when you're laying in your bed and someone is banging on your door. If it's not enough to wake you up, consider some kind of alarm.

I'm skeptical about these as a deterrent. Some of the most surveilled cities in the world are also the highest crime. They do have their uses though. They can help identify a suspect after the fact, they can help you monitor your home remotely, and they can allow you to see what's going on outside without having to poke your head out.

Wired cameras are STRONGLY recommended. Burglars are starting to figure out how to jam wireless ones. You can use CAT6 with a POE switch to power most IP cameras, no separate power wires required. CAT6 is fairly easy to install and very safe. It's also very easy to put that switch on a UPS in case you lose power. For wired, I like Amcrest. Make sure you know your needs in terms of angle, low light vision capabilities, data storage, etc. For an NVR, I'd recommend looking at either Frigate or Shinobi.

Most wireless door cameras, besides sucking generally, pipe your data directly to glowniggers. If at all possible, get something not cloud based. Unfortunately I don't have a solution for a local-only NVR based wireless camera at the moment. I'm actually testing something right now and I'll update this if it works.

IMO one of the most overlooked aspects of home security. You can have all the guns in the world, but if you only have 5 seconds of warning before a meth head is in your bedroom, it won't help you. Some say that locks only keep honest people out. Horse shit. Any barrier can be broken through, but you can force them to take a lot of time, and make a lot of noise.

You know how most intruders enter a home? The doors! They just kick them right the fuck open! Fortunately it's pretty cheap and easy to reinforce your average front door.

Hardened Door Screws - Replace your hinge screws with these. They say no drilling required, but I strongly recommend pre-drilling with a 1/8" bit. This will make the install easier and keep the wood from splitting. Then use the included square bit with a drill to screw them in. DO NOT OVERTIGHTEN. Start light and turn up the power until they're flush or nearly flush.
Hardened Strike Plate - You don't need 30 cheap deadbolts on your door when one good piece of metal will work. Replace your cheap, shitty strike plates with this. Replace the long screws in this kit (ONLY the long screws) with the ones from above. They won't be quite flush (due to differences in head geometry) but they'll be much stronger.
Even Hardeneder Strike Plate - If you REALLY want to reinforce your door, try this instead. But it's a lot more expensive and conspicuous, and I'm not convinced the practical difference is all that much.
Security Hinges - You only need this if your door swings out rather than in. This is common for commercial, but rare for residential. It makes it impossible to take a door off the hinges simply by tapping the pins out.
Anti-Kick Plate - Well, that's what they call it, but the hardened strike plate should prevent kicking in. I actually see this as extra protection for your lock, since you can only disable it from inside. Well, should be, although there are a few known attacks against these...

Speaking of locks. For the average person, I would recommend something like this.

Kwikset Uptown

The Smartkey is easy to rekey, and the newer versions are highly resistant (though not completely immune) to picking and bypass tools. Note that not all Smartkeys are created equal. The ones you want are Uptown, Downtown, Halifax, or Milan. The others have older, weaker security.

Make sure the door frame has a deep enough recess for the deadbolt to go well into. Sometimes they're very shallow. This makes the door more vulnerable to kicks and prying.

Finally, if you have a hollow external door, replace it with a solid one.

What about glass?

Glass break alarms are a thing. Some are noise sensitive, some are vibration sensitive, some are both. I'm still experimenting with these, so I don't have any specific advice. However, I've read that these generaly ARE a good deterrent.

Sliding glass doors suck, but sometimes you're stuck with them. This video has some general tips on making them more resistant to prying and other bypass.


You can also get security film. It makes the glass stick together rather than shattering into a million pieces. You can still get through it with enough time, but it's MUCH harder.

For windows... well, I don't worry about them quite as much. Going through a window involves, you know, going THROUGH a window. You should have time to respond as long as there's an alarm. However, there are bars available that can only be opened from the inside.

For bars or film, I STRONGLY suggest consulting a local expert. Putting film on a window sounds easy. It isn't. It's a highly specialized, labor intensive process requiring specific tools. And it's expensive. Personally, I'd get film if you have a sliding glass door, and consider getting some glass break alarms. I don't think windows are as big a deal. One idea I've heard is planting thorny bushes under your windows, although I don't know much about that sort of thing.

They're not the end all and be all, but they matter. If you live in an area where it's illegal to defend yourself with force... I don't know what to tell you. Here's a very quick overview. Train with it, know your gun, buy proper defensive ammo, know the layout of your home and all the angles/cover. Know what's behind your target. As a general rule any round which will reliably stop a human will go through drywall. For more information, consult the autists in the Mega Rad Gun Thread.

Pistol

By this I mean something like a 9mm semi-auto.

Pros
Easy to maneuver
Can give you a free hand/fire one handed in a pinch

Cons
Lower power
Relatively jam prone
Harder to aim, especially under pressure

Rifle

Rifle in this case meaning AR-15 or similar, not a hunting rifle.

Pros
High mag capacity
Low recoil
Easiest followup shots
Better armor penetration

Cons
Relatively expensive
High (dangerous) levels of drywall penetration

Shotgun

Pros
Cheap (for pumps, semi-autos are generally about on par with AR-15s for price/quality ratio)
Less legal restrictions
Insanely reliable (again, pumps)
Versatile (slugs are available if you really want them, but stay away from "exotic" rounds)
Extreme stopping power/less critical shot placement(any unarmored target that eats buckshot inside of 25 yards is FUCKING DEAD)

Cons
Shorter range (though still more than enough for indoors)
High recoil
Hardest to maneuver due to length
Low ammo capacity

I own all these, but I favor the shotgun for home defense. The average self defense situation involves two shots, and I'm a firm believer that for Joe Jackoff, overwhelming front-loaded force is more important than staying power.

If for whatever reason you can't or won't own a gun, consider this.

A Less Lethal Option

This is basically a paintball shotgun that shoots paintballs full of pepper spray. It WILL temporarily disable an attacker... but you better know what your follow up plan is.

I know your pain.

I have an uncle who used to work in property management, and I asked him about some of this stuff. This is a summary of what he told me.

Ask forgiveness rather than permission. NEVER ask your landlord "Can I do X?" No matter how innocuous it seems, they will ALWAYS say no, because they have absolutely no reason to take the risk of saying yes. As much as possible, try to do things that are reversible. If you're replacing something, keep the old one. Keep it subtle. You can probably get away with minor changes like replacing your strike plate, but not your entire door. If you replace a lock, make sure the old key is compatible with the new lock. Whatever it is, just do it and don't talk about it. And don't be an idiot. If you think you might fuck it up, hire somebody who can keep their mouth shut.

Don't run cable, at least nothing that involves going inside walls/ceilings. This really sucks for cameras, but it's the way it is.

Obviously, don't advertise that you own weapons.

I am not a lawyer. Don't blame me if your landlord leaves you an upper decker.

Hopefully that's enough to get started. Discuss.
 
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Hopefully that's enough to get started. Discuss.
It may have been quite a bit too much tbh

Regarding apartments, I can certify that land lords tend not to keep particularly detailed records or be all that observant. I've replaced outlets and thermostat units and garbage disposals with zero issues. You could definitely replace a strike plate and nobody would know or care.
 
I only wanted to be :informative: , but instead I was 🧩 .

UPDATE: As mentioned in cameras, I tried a Eufy E340 which is supposed to be able to store locally. Besides the fact that it hard requires an app and a login to even set up, it arbitrarily refused to connect to my wireless with zero explanation. There is not a single battery powered door camera on the planet that isn't a goyslop cloud-locked black box of technoslavery. Prove me wrong.
 
One thing about the cameras is you want to mount them such that the cable goes directly through the wall and isn't exposed.

Also be aware any camera that has "low-light" or "night vision" will have a quite noticeable ring of red lights at night - giving away the camera position.

This is fine, but you may want additional non-low light cameras that aren't as noticeable.

Be aware that over-cameraing may result in increased paranoia and you go insane.

One other aspect of home security is that things you do to survive weather events (hurricane, hail, tornado) can also be used to survive outside attacks.

The number one thing you can do to secure your home is make sure you live in an area not filled with niggers.
 
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Whatever you do, keep in mind that boobytraps are illegal and if a criminal gets injured robbing your house, you're liable for not just a lawsuit but criminal charges. It's fucked, I know.
 
Weird thought, but if you want to actually design a home (perhaps with specific security concerns in mind) who do you actually talk to? I feel like if you just hired some random asshole architect with your wishlist you'd get a home that costs $2m and actually sucks once you live in it.
 
Weird thought, but if you want to actually design a home (perhaps with specific security concerns in mind) who do you actually talk to? I feel like if you just hired some random asshole architect with your wishlist you'd get a home that costs $2m and actually sucks once you live in it.
This is going to sound specific and it's because it is: military carpenters. These are the people that know how to build bomb shelters and structures designed to take a beating. Lot of retired ones. Look for that in their resume.
 
This is going to sound specific and it's because it is: military carpenters. These are the people that know how to build bomb shelters and structures designed to take a beating. Lot of retired ones. Look for that in their resume.
What am I looking for? Former military? Army Engineer Corps? Some sort of MOS?
 
What am I looking for? Former military? Army Engineer Corps? Some sort of MOS?
Former would be your best bet. They would already be in the civilian sector. For branch: all. Someone has to build barracks when guys get deployed long term, even for dudes in, say, the Air Force. If their resume has ex *insert branch here* and they're also in the architect buisness, that's your guy.
 
Glass break alarms are a thing. Some are noise sensitive, some are vibration sensitive, some are both. I'm still experimenting with these, so I don't have any specific advice.
Glass break alarms are worthless. I know someone who's into that kind of halfassed James Bond LARP (despite living somewhere it's utterly unnecessary), and they give false alarms all the time because of wind or weather or the phone line getting too wet or whatever.

Even in the case where it actually functions as designed, I feel glass-break alarms are targeting a very, very niche sort of scenario - a home invader who's doing smash-and-grab but would also be deterred by an alarm.
I figure the hypothetical methheads are still going to smash-and-grab anyway, and if you're being targeted by "Mission Impossible" guys who try to silently cut out your entire pane of glass or whatever, you need to be on an entirely different level of security.
 
Weird thought, but if you want to actually design a home (perhaps with specific security concerns in mind) who do you actually talk to? I feel like if you just hired some random asshole architect with your wishlist you'd get a home that costs $2m and actually sucks once you live in it.
This place has options to make panic rooms and security areas.
 
This might not be the correct thread but does anyone have any recommendations for safes?

I would just buy any old safe but when you think about it niggas can just walk in with a dolly and haul it off, so I'm looking for something that can be embedded into the ground or wall.
 
I only wanted to be :informative: , but instead I was 🧩 .

UPDATE: As mentioned in cameras, I tried a Eufy E340 which is supposed to be able to store locally. Besides the fact that it hard requires an app and a login to even set up, it arbitrarily refused to connect to my wireless with zero explanation. There is not a single battery powered door camera on the planet that isn't a goyslop cloud-locked black box of technoslavery. Prove me wrong.
I use Reolink cameras - they save videos on a micro sd card, no cloud or online involved.
 
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This might not be the correct thread but does anyone have any recommendations for safes?

I would just buy any old safe but when you think about it niggas can just walk in with a dolly and haul it off, so I'm looking for something that can be embedded into the ground or wall.
Most gun safes have some way to mount them more permanently. At the very least, they will have holes in the bottom or back so you can bolt it to the floor or wall. If you wait for a sale at one of the big sporting goods stores, you can usually pick up a decent safe for relatively cheap.
 
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As far as physical security goes:
I used to live in an apartment complex that had hollow steel doors for a couple of years; they do not have deadbolts, you cannot install deadbolt kits into them, and lock picks are relatively easy to come by in this day and age. This is a safety door latch, and you can secure it in your door and it's easy to take off. They are quite effective and I have them on all of my exterior doors even with deadbolts.

Edited due to 'tism misspell.
 
Weird thought, but if you want to actually design a home (perhaps with specific security concerns in mind) who do you actually talk to? I feel like if you just hired some random asshole architect with your wishlist you'd get a home that costs $2m and actually sucks once you live in it.
There are books written on this topic, or at least one definitive book. Covers everything from security to not getting vaporized in a nuclear exchange IIRC. I'll see if I can find the title for you.
This is going to sound specific and it's because it is: military carpenters. These are the people that know how to build bomb shelters and structures designed to take a beating. Lot of retired ones. Look for that in their resume.
Former would be your best bet. They would already be in the civilian sector. For branch: all. Someone has to build barracks when guys get deployed long term, even for dudes in, say, the Air Force. If their resume has ex *insert branch here* and they're also in the architect buisness, that's your guy.
This is BS. The military barely builds shit. They hire contractors to do it, and they certainly don't design things themselves. If you had ever seen a military base, you'd see how poorly designed, built, and maintained many of their buildings are.
What am I looking for? Former military? Army Engineer Corps? Some sort of MOS?
None of that, because it isn't an actual thing, doesn't exist, and not what you want anyway.
 
Weird thought, but if you want to actually design a home (perhaps with specific security concerns in mind) who do you actually talk to?
I could not find the book that I was looking for, BUT these guys offer design and construction services for the sort of things that I was thinking of.
'Fortified' or 'hardened' home design/construction are the key words. They have a few pages on fortified home and shelter services. The design can be everything from hardening against storms ('there's a 'caine coming!) and natural disasters to all out nuclear war fall-out shelter. In the case of the later, I would assume they would advise, as a starter, you not to live anywhere on the East coast, West coast, South (military bases), or near the missile silos in Montana or Wyoming. First rule of real estate: location location, location.
you'd get a home that costs $2m and actually sucks once you live in it.
Doing a fully hardened home (of appreciable size) with ballistic protection, security systems, fire protection, areas of refuge, and isolated and backed up utilities might cost you a lot more than that if you designed and built it correctly. It just all depends on how far you want to go. The only times I've ever dealt with installing ballistic panels and glass is in banks, and they only put that stuff in on the ones that have been robbed, or are likely to get robbed, since that shit is so expensive. Oh, and of course the KFC counter gets full ballistic glass with a rotating ballistic transaction window.
What am I looking for?
'Fortified' or 'hardened' home design.
 
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Basically you use these metal sleeves that you can slide 2 by fours through you put one set at the top of the door one set in the middle of the door and one set at the bottom of the door that makes your doorway 100% stronger the only downside is you can't open the door from the outside.

Also thornbushes if you don't mind pruning them back it keeps people from looking into your windows and generally keeps most idiots away and I mean the really big thorn bushes the ones that have if you trip into it you will be in a lot of pain.

Also a trustworthy roommate is good someone you know has your back are you could always form your own little clan of like minded individuals
 
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