Homeless Appreciation Thread - Public masturbation is part and parcel of living in a diverse society

[Eleventyish]

Who among us has not masturbated at Starbucks?

He's a good person, he just needs access to restrooms in your business!

Obviously calling someone poor by offering to pay for the food they're stealing is a grievous insult to one's honor, which must be avenged.

 

[Rigamaroo]

masturbated at Starbucks

guilty

 

[MrTroll]

Homeless people, I appreciate you. Any time you need a free kiwi farms sticker, hit me up.

 

[Idiotron]

I only masturbate at Burger King like a real man.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Wagie don't you tell us, "put away your tools"
Cause everybody knows that strokin' at McDonald's rules.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

I got a homeless army I've built up over the years who watches my back by paying them in cigarettes.

Sometimes I'll surprise a few of the guys by taking them to an Arby's to masturbate in their high quality restrooms.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Smelling like ass builds character. Overdosing is quirky!

 

[Gurai]

I masturbate only at vietnamese convinience stores.

 

[Dropsies]

Once I got too much baguette in a grocery store and thought I would get rid of some by giving it to the homeless guy outside. His response? "Nah I don't eat that kind of bread man." I've never felt so insulted in my life

 

[Google.com]

uhh actually its "unhoused" people biggot

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I only masturbate at Burger King like a real man.

I wack off at mcdonalds but shit at Taco Bell. I like to join the symphony.

 

[Eleventyish]

Once I got too much baguette in a grocery store and thought I would get rid of some by giving it to the homeless guy outside. His response? "Nah I don't eat that kind of bread man." I've never felt so insulted in my life

You should've got him his Franz Naked Organic White Bread, nazi.

https://www.amazon.com/Franz-Naked-Bread-Classic-White/dp/B079ZLV3VC/

Next time do better... or else!

uhh actually its "unhoused" people biggot

Check your sobriety privilege, shitlord!

 

[Obstacle]

When I was fourteen, a homeless man on the bus started talking to me.
He said "Don't let the bastards grind you down"
Then he revealed that he was actually the inventor of the Dyson vacuum cleaner.
I was gobsmacked to meet Mr. Dyson in such a state, so I gave him a pound and asked him to sit a little further away from me, because he smelt bad.

 

[Preacher ✝]

On a trip to St. Louis I was urged at the behest of a friend who was from Missouri to try "St. Louis Style" Pizza.

It sucked so I gave my leftovers to a bum.

 

[Lady Bizness]

uhh actually its "unhoused" people biggot

Excuse you, it's "people experiencing houselessnesslessness."

 

[sasazuka]

When I was fourteen, a homeless man on the bus started talking to me.
He said "Don't let the bastards grind you down"
Then he revealed that he was actually the inventor of the Dyson vacuum cleaner.
I was gobsmacked to meet Mr. Dyson in such a state, so I gave him a pound and asked him to sit a little further away from me, because he smelt bad.

It could be that he didn't believe that he's Mr. Dyson, or whomever at the Dyson company came up with the concept of a bagless vacuum, so much as he believes that the Dyson company stole the idea from his brain somehow. Someone or some agency stealing ideas directly from brains via some form of artificial telepathy is actually a very common delusion with schizophrenics.

 

[Obstacle]

It could be that he didn't believe that he's Mr. Dyson, or whomever at the Dyson company came up with the concept of a bagless vacuum, so much as he believes that the Dyson company stole the idea from his brain somehow. Someone or some agency stealing ideas directly from brains via some form of artificial telepathy is actually a very common delusion with schizophrenics.

Are you suggesting that this man deceived me?

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Flipping Nigger George

not my video, but we saw him once Downtown West Palm
waaaaaaaaaaaaaay cooler than Irving

 

[sasazuka]

Are you suggesting that this man deceived me?

It's not technically deception if he believes he's telling the truth.

 

[Obstacle]

It's not technically deception if he believes he's telling the truth.

I want my pound back